PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

I wish he'd find out his wife has been undercover police this whole time and she's finally got enough shit on him to get him thrown in jail.

when they make a film about it i wonder who'll be cast as carrie johnson

 

[steeplejack]

Stevenson's mind somewhat concentrated by a big swing to Labour / council victory a few weeks back, no doubt.

 

[steeplejack]

when they make a film about it i wonder who'll be cast as carrie johnson

some actbot 2.0 no-mark whose last appearance was an unusccessful audition for Harpic's latest TV campaign, followed by an extnded spell "treading the boards" in the Slug & Lettuce

 

[Calamity1971]

Surely the ice is about to give way now?
Geidt saying he'll resign himself now.

Partying PM may have broken ministerial code says ethics chief in damning report

A damning report by Lord Geidt said there was a 'legitimate question' over whether Boris Johnson's Partygate fine broke the Ministerial Code - and said he appears 'unwilling to have his own conduct judged'

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[steveseagull]

I read somewhere that the 'big dog's" team has a couple of uber loyalists who put letters in at the start as, once the number is reached, the chair of the committee has to write to everyone who submitted a letter asking if they still mean it. This gives 'bin bag full of custard's' office a heads up.

i read today (from one of the big name politico journos) that this was a myth and once the 54 are in, that is it. I will see if i can remember who said it

 

[Kaka Tim]

looks more and likely that a no confidence vote is imminent.

Boris Johnson’s allies lobby MPs to stop Tory support draining away

 

[A380]

 

[teuchter]

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If you look at the left hand image, the red and white street covering seems to come up to the railings, whilst in he right hand one it stops at the pavement. So, I'm afraid you seem to have been the victim of a photoshopping scam here - sorry.

Nonetheless the moral of "always look at the bigger picture" does remain appropriate.

 

[Wilf]

If you look at the left hand image, the red and white street covering seems to come up to the railings, whilst in he right hand one it stops at the pavement. So, I'm afraid you seem to have been the victim of a photoshopping scam here - sorry.

Nonetheless the moral of "always look at the bigger picture" does remain appropriate.

Well, you're a barrel of laughs...

 

[Calamity1971]

Well, you're a barrel of laughs...

If this was a pub, teuchter would be Billy bleach.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, back on the, yuk, 'big dog'. We're at just about the perfect moment in terms of tory party chaos at the moment. In practice, it's open season for any MP who wants to do anything from griping through to putting letters in. Should there be a V of NC - as there surely will - and johnson wins it by anything other than 30 or 40 say, there will significant pressure for the critics to stfu. Won't turn the voters round, but it probably does ensure that politics 'moves on'. It's back to a rotting tory leader who has shat away the good will he had in 2019 vs an empty suit. A scenario for grudging 3% Labour leads or summat.

 

[A380]

If you look at the left hand image, the red and white street covering seems to come up to the railings, whilst in he right hand one it stops at the pavement. So, I'm afraid you seem to have been the victim of a photoshopping scam here - sorry.

Nonetheless the moral of "always look at the bigger picture" does remain appropriate.

Parallax.

 

[Calamity1971]

Parallax.

You had to go and poke him dint ya?

 

[Supine]

Great article

 

[teuchter]

Parallax.

Admit you were fooled, and remove the image, which I have revealed to be a fake. This is a serious thread, in the politics forum.

 

[8ball]

looks more and likely that a no confidence vote is imminent.

Boris Johnson’s allies lobby MPs to stop Tory support draining away

I do hope so.

 

[Santino]

Admit you were fooled, and remove the image, which I have revealed to be a fake. This is a serious thread, in the politics forum.

I was there and can confirm that the image is not fake.

 

[Raheem]

Parallax.

I can't relax, and I'm not your pa.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Those 54 letters to our Lord and Savior, Sir Graham Brady, seem almost inevitable now, so a vote of no confidence will be happening at some point. What will the Liar Johnson and his cabal proffer next to win the loyalty of scum MPs in marginal constituencies?

 

[Calamity1971]

Those 54 letters to our Lord and Savior, Sir Graham Brady, seem almost inevitable now, so a vote of no confidence will be happening at some point. What will the Liar Johnson and his cabal proffer next to win the loyalty of scum MPs in marginal constituencies?

It was hinted that they are already in. Although won't be announced until Brenda has waved her last on the balcony.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

It was hinted that they are already in. Although won't be announced until Brenda has waved her last on the balcony.

Well, we'll reserve Monday morning for Brady. I reckon Brenda can still outsee a couple of tory PMs over the next two years, albeit from a seated position

 

[Raheem]

If Johnson resigns on Monday, do we get Tuesday off? Can we take it anyway?

 

[Calamity1971]

If Johnson resigns on Monday, do we get Tuesday off? Can we take it anyway?

Doesn't he have to go through a vote. 180 have to vote that he's a knobhead and then we get another knobhead.?

 

[Raheem]

Doesn't he have to go through a vote. 180 have to vote that he's a knobhead and then we get another knobhead.?

Not sure he will lose the vote. But he might finally think fuck it, because he will be advised it's not going to get better for him.

 

[Calamity1971]

Not sure he will lose the vote. But he might finally think fuck it, because he will be advised it's not going to get better for him.

I'm liking your optimism. Get truss in next and they're completely fucked.
May didn't lose the vote and she gave up in the end I suppose.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Doesn't he have to go through a vote. 180 have to vote that he's a knobhead and then we get another knobhead.?

That's what I mean. What will the vermin MPs be offered to support him? He's already given away imperial weights (called this shit ten minutes after the brexit vote). What next? A death penalty referendum?

 

[Calamity1971]

That's what I mean. What will the vermin MPs be offered to support him? He's already given away imperial weights (called this shit ten minutes after the brexit vote). What next? A death penalty referendum?

Shitti Patel would be on board for that. Not that she's likely to be one putting in a letter of NC.

 

[Raheem]

I'm liking your optimism. Get truss in next and they're completely fucked.
May didn't lose the vote and she gave up in the end I suppose.

Sadly/happily, I think the fact that Sunak is no longer a contender and Truss is no longer a frontrunner are the things that will do for Johnson.

 

[Calamity1971]

Sadly/happily, I think the fact that Sunak is no longer a contender and Truss is no longer a frontrunner are the things that will do for Johnson.

Tugyahat a contender? They're pretty much fucked with anyone credible. I would have thought that's why they're hanging on to the manufactured persona that is Johnson..

 

[cupid_stunt]

May didn't lose the vote and she gave up in the end I suppose.

Yeah, but she dragged it out, she won the vote in Dec. 2018, and didn't resign until 7th June 2019