PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

Yes I'm sure Oliver "war on woke" Dowden was just having a giggle at Johnson's expense and not having a cheeky giggle at the government getting away with having a pissup while people died.

Err, the tweet you posted says he was angry about that caption, there's nowt about him having 'laughed heartily', or your new version of him having a 'cheeky giggle'.

Personally I find it funny as fuck that someone made that caption to mock Johnson & his government, as an added bonus Dowden was angry about it, but it was too late for anything to be done, and another bonus that Dowden was left uncomfortable when everyone laughed at the piss-take.

 

[ruffneck23]

the blustercunt is going to visit North Ireland for what reason?

to kiss the arse of the DUP in person

At a cost of 1 beeelion pounds and not a penny less.

 

[Ax^]

not sure what this gobshite is trying to achieve

he going against over half the population latest round of voting
and turning up to defend the DUP losing position

whilst trying to claim a hard border with ireland will somehow keep up the good friday agreement
the guy can bluff his way out of anything it appears within england

don't think its going to work in the north


Would not put it past the bastard to turn up and start mumbling about edward Carson achievements

 

[flypanam]

the blustercunt is going to visit North Ireland for what reason?

to kiss the arse of the DUP in person

He’s going to bullshit them. I feel sorry for the unionists always waiting to be let down, and then every single pm of the conservative and unionist party does that. The DUP will get more change out of Labour.

 

[Ax^]

aye but the DUP don't want change , they want to go back 60 years

 

[Ax^]

i'll post this as it, even for the tory party when terresa may is mocking the dup you should stop listening to them

 

[flypanam]

And yet they’ve accepted the GFA, they accepted the cosmetic change of the RUC to the PSNI, and they’ve accepted last weeks results. It’s not about going back 60 years it’s about beating the unionist competition and remaining the main party of unionism. For them it’s not about the supremacy of Protestantism it’s about the integrity of the union. They didn’t have worry 60 years ago.

 

[Ax^]

is the union really under treat atm

or is it just that people are fed up with the headbanger in the DUP holding up the econony for thier own interest's
don't see a united ireland within the next 20 years

the unionist loyalist vote that left the dup went to the Alliance party not Sinn Fien

maybe they just want to get the bins collected not deal with wankers fighting against things they voted for

 

[Ax^]

. beer bad

 

[Kaka Tim]

And yet they’ve accepted the GFA, they accepted the cosmetic change of the RUC to the PSNI, and they’ve accepted last weeks results. It’s not about going back 60 years it’s about beating the unionist competition and remaining the main party of unionism. For them it’s not about the supremacy of Protestantism it’s about the integrity of the union. They didn’t have worry 60 years ago.

Yep - its definitely more about being seen as the most stalwart defenders of the union than anything else. Im guessing thats why the twats supported brexit - even though they were fully aware that it would imperil the union they were so keen to defend - uk and Ireland both being in the EU blurred the boundaries between the two countries

 

[Storm Fox]

The 'leader' of the country cannot understand the different people work in different ways and different jobs have different requirements.

He said: “My experience of working from home is you spend an awful lot of time making another cup of coffee and then, you know, getting up, walking very slowly to the fridge, hacking off a small piece of cheese, then walking very slowly back to your laptop and then forgetting what it was you’re doing.”

And outs himself as lazy and undisciplined.*

*Which of course we knew already.

 

[Pickman's model]

The 'leader' of the country cannot understand the different people work in different ways and different jobs have different requirements.



And outs himself as lazy and undisciplined.*

*Which of course we knew already.

i can't help thinking this is his experience of work whether at home or not

 

[not a trot]

i can't help thinking this is his experience of work whether at home or not

Cunt can't even be bothered to work on his appearance.

 

[DotCommunist]

Cunt can't even be bothered to work on his appearance.

yes he can. That tousled look is as authentic as Wilson's prop pipe, i.e not at all

 

[BristolEcho]

The 'leader' of the country cannot understand the different people work in different ways and different jobs have different requirements.



And outs himself as lazy and undisciplined.*

*Which of course we knew already.

Compared to being in the office where you go to make a coffee and end up chatting to ten people and then going for a wander around the building.

They are always getting pissed at work by the sounds of it.

All this shit is about the idealisation of "hard work" and being seen to do it. And obviously the rents and business around it.

 

[Storm Fox]

Compared to being in the office where you go to make a coffee and end up chatting to ten people and then going for a wander around the building.

They are always getting pissed at work by the sounds of it.

All this shit is about the idealisation of "hard work" and being seen to do it. And obviously the rents and business around it.

This, now some people find that more productive overall, but some, anti-social fuckers like myself, much prefer to just get on with it and not be disturbed. Start a little earlier, end a little later and still have time for coffee and cheese.

 

[elbows]

He doesnt know what real work is, and his ability to be distracted by fridges is all too well understood.

 

[ruffneck23]

My kettle is in my home office, the kettle in the actual office is at the other end of the building.

I probably drink more coffee in the actual office, you know to stretch my legs, have a chat and all those other ultra productive things.

Also I very rarely take a lunch break where as in the office I would take one everyday and would often come back late from it.

 

[Pickman's model]

My kettle is in my home office, the kettle in the actual office is at the other end of the building. I probably drink more coffee in the actual office, you know to stretch my legs, have a chat and all those other ultra productive things.

and waste those endless ten minutes before home time

 

[ruffneck23]

and waste those endless ten minutes before home time

yep, and also edited my post re lunch times, since WFH for this company, I've never been late for work and only taken 1 sick day (to go to the dentist) in nearly 9 months.

In the office I would have had far more than that.

 

[Pickman's model]

yep, and also edited my post re lunch times, since WFH for this company, I've never been late for work and only taken 1 sick day (to go to the dentist) in nearly 9 months.

In the office I would have had far more than that.

you need to up your sickies and try harder with your tardiness.

or at least log in to your work email from bed at nine to check on anything important and then have a lazy start

hard work is dangerous even at home

 

[ruffneck23]

you need to up your sickies and try harder with your tardiness.

Sage advice there Pickman's model. I'm being far too efficient for my liking.

 

[ruffneck23]

you need to up your sickies and try harder with your tardiness.

or at least log in to your work email from bed at nine to check on anything important and then have a lazy start

hard work is dangerous even at home

I start at 7am, I dont get out of bed until 8

I have to do a health check on our Clouds in the UK, France and Germany first thing, make a report and I dont need to get up for that.

 

[Pickman's model]

Sage advice there Pickman's model. I'm being far too efficient for my liking.

for me, i have about 30-45 minutes hard work in the morning (or if not hard at least tasks which need to be done) and then after that i can get on with useful stuff. as long as the important stuff which can't be put off is done every day then things are fine. start letting things drift or conversely asking for more work, and my idyll would come to an unfortunate end.

 

[Pickman's model]

I start at 7am, I dont get out of bed until 8

good stuff!

 

[Sue]

for me, i have about 30-45 minutes hard work in the morning (or if not hard at least tasks which need to be done) and then after that i can get on with useful stuff. as long as the important stuff which can't be put off is done every day then things are fine. start letting things drift or conversely asking for more work, and my idyll would come to an unfortunate end.

 

[Pickman's model]

i've seen people go loopy and opt for that daft choice. it never ends well.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

The 'leader' of the country cannot understand the different people work in different ways and different jobs have different requirements.



And outs himself as lazy and undisciplined.*

*Which of course we knew already.

I could write forever about this story. But it’s a lovely sunny day in Britain’s second city so I’ll just say this:

1. The brass neck of a lazy, feckless, privileged, posh, thick cunt like Johnson lecturing anyone on the world of work is risible.
2. As ever, where capital is and where Johnson is on any given issue is revealing. The boss class love wfh. Lower rents through shedding office space, lower utilities bills and new digital surveillance products meaning more labour can be extracted mean home working is here to stay whatever that porky fucker thinks.
3. It’s not organised Labour preventing a return to work. It barely exists and even where it does it’s not strong enough to dictate or mediate the organisation of work.
4. One of the side effects of wfh on our side is worker atomisation. We’ve largely lost the ability to have the face to face casual contact with the white collar membership at our place. As it becomes more deeply embedded we (and unions generally) in my view are going to need to think about we talk to, communicate with and organise going forwards.
5. Bar the editor of the Daily Mail I wonder who Johnson thinks this line is going to play well with. Whose the constituency who’ll, as they turn the heating off or survey the empty food cupboard in their houses, will think ‘ah well, at least Boris has saved Pret by getting the office workers back’….

 

[ruffneck23]

5. Bar the editor of the Daily Mail I wonder who Johnson thinks this line is going to play well with.

Alan Sugar.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Alan Sugar.

I nearly added ‘and legacy capital’ but I couldn’t be arsed to type it…