PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[LeytonCatLady]

I know, I was trying to be funny. Although I think at least three of them are school age and below, aren't they?

I know, I was joining in your joke in the same spirit. Obviously fell flat, sorry.

 

[Raheem]

(Music pun in wrong thread)

 

[Raheem]

(Music pun in wrong thread)

(A minor error)

 

[Pickman's model]

So many children, so many schools, so little time.

He must be spaffing at least a hundred grand on school fees each year

 

[Pickman's model]

(A minor error)

Pulled up sharp tho, you're a natural

 

[not-bono-ever]

i was so looking forward to his passing of covid you know

( you can't say that, he has a family and loved ones, he's human too you know, how would you feel if someone wished death on your dad etc etc)

 

[Sue]

He must be spaffing at least a hundred grand on school fees each year

Well a public school is apparently £40k+ a year (Eton is £44k) and who knows how many kids he's paying school fees for...

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

He must be spaffing at least a hundred grand on school fees each year

Not the only thing he's spaffing...

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Well a public school is apparently £40k+ a year (Eton is £44k) and who knows how many kids he's paying school fees for...

Not sure if he does pay all the fees himself, he's infamously struggling with money, wouldn't surprise me if he pleaded poverty and got bursaries and whatnot for them. There was even an issue where he was supposedly trying to get a Conservative Party donor to pay for his child's nanny. Meanwhile, preaches personal responsibility to impoverished benefits claimants.

Tory donors ‘approached to pay for Boris Johnson’s nanny’ - reports

Tory donors were approached to cover the childcare costs for Boris Johnson’s son Wilfred, it has been reported.

www.standard.co.uk

 

[andysays]

He must be spaffing at least a hundred grand on school fees each year

Some years ago (maybe 15 or so) I worked with/for someone who was a school parent governor at the school his and Johnson's kids then went to. I think Johnson might have been a governor himself, though I'm not certain.

If memory serves, it was a state primary in Islington, somewhere near Highbury Corner.

But as we know, he's had many more kids since then, and maybe his tastes now go a bit beyond the local comprehensive.

 

[Sue]

Some years ago (maybe 15 or so) I worked with/for someone who was a school parent governor at the school his and Johnson's kids then went to. I think Johnson might have been a governor himself, though I'm not certain.

If memory serves, it was a state primary in Islington, somewhere near Highbury Corner.

But as we know, he's had many more kids since then, and maybe his tastes now go a bit beyond the local comprehensive.

I'm guessing a state primary in Highbury might just about be okay at a push but a comp...? Heaven forbid.

 

[ruffneck23]

Isnt that in Jezza's constituency ?

 

[andysays]

Isnt that in Jezza's constituency ?

Yeah, I think so.

This is (at least) 15 years ago. Johnson hasn't lived there for ages now.

 

[Sue]

Isnt that in Jezza's constituency ?

Think so.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well a public school is apparently £40k+ a year (Eton is £44k) and who knows how many kids he's paying school fees for...

I hear he can field two football teams (11 a side) of his children with subs on the way

 

[andysays]

I hear he can field two football teams (11 a side) of his children with subs on the way

Johnson Wanderers would be an appropriate name for the team.

 

[Ax^]

cockwomble wanders aurely

 

[brogdale]

cockwomble wanders aurely

blustercunt unathletic

 

[Dystopiary]

Back to the working from home thing for a sec, some people can do wfh that they couldn't do in an office cos disability. So that's another thing.
But back to Johnson, the turd, I was thinking last night, he must be having an affair mustn't he.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Back to the working from home thing for a sec, some people can do wfh that they couldn't do in an office cos disability. So that's another thing.
But back to Johnson, the turd, I was thinking last night, he must be having an affair mustn't he.

When is he ever not having an affair.

 

[Dystopiary]

When is he ever not having an affair.

This is what I was thinking, bound to come out sooner or later.

 

[Supine]

This is what I was thinking, bound to come out sooner or later.

The worlds smallest violin will be played

 

[Ax^]

This is what I was thinking, bound to come out sooner or later.

 

[Dystopiary]

Oh God, wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Calamity1971]

he must be having an affair mustn't he.

What's that saying,. ,' marry your mistress and create a vacancy ' .
Something like that.

 

[cupid_stunt]

This MEP is not happy with Johnson.

 

[gosub]

This MEP is not happy with Johnson.

Always amazed by how unattended most political debates (not just EUro parliament) actually are

 

[Artaxerxes]

WE KNOW YOUR A CRIMINAL

 

[pbsmooth]

The UK used to mean United Kingdom, but ask anyone today and they’ll tell you it stands for Unbelievable Krimewave.

 

[MrSki]

I read about that the other day, it was a donation from the former party treasurer, who is a millionaire art dealer, which may or may not be linked to money his wife received from her father.

Oh, here's the link.

Major Boris Johnson donor 'suspected of funnelling Russian cash to Tory coffers'

A donation of £450,000 from former party treasurer Ehud Sheleg was reportedly flagged to the National Crime Agency by Barclays, who say the cash originated in the Russian account of his father-in-law Sergei Kopytov

www.mirror.co.uk

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