PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[equationgirl]

Who by?

Just checked - Keith Brennan (lab) and joanna cherry (SNP) are on record , others like Dominic grieve are discussing the issue.

 

[andysays]

Johnson has just turned down an offer from Farage of an electoral pact, according to BBC website

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson has just turned down an offer from Farage of an electoral pact, according to BBC website

But a senior Conservative source said Mr Farage was "not a fit and proper person" and "should never be allowed anywhere near government".

Even Tories can be right sometimes.

Although in that quote, you could replace 'Farage' with 'Johnson' very easily.

No 10 rejects Nigel Farage election pact proposal

 

[Lord Camomile]

Even Tories can be right sometimes.

Although in that quote, you could replace 'Farage' with 'Johnson' very easily.

I was going to say...

I think it's more "Tories will parrot whatever ethics and standards suit them at the time".

 

[Lord Camomile]

That said, it's a very strongly worded statement against someone who could arguably still hurt them quite a bit.

 

[not a trot]

That said, it's a very strongly worded statement against someone who could arguably still hurt them quite a bit.

My money is now on something unfortunate happening to Fromage in the very near future.

 

[Dogsauce]

Cummings thinks he’s a dick, suspect it’s come from him.

If they do form a grubby pact with Brexit Party, opposition response should be to field only one candidate in Johnson’s constituency as a decapitation strategy, is that Martin whatshisname with the white suit still about?

 

[cupid_stunt]

If they do form a grubby pact with Brexit Party, opposition response should be to field only one candidate in Johnson’s constituency as a decapitation strategy, is that Martin whatshisname with the white suit still about?

It wouldn't surprise if they did anyway, BJ's majority is only around 5k, half that of the 2015 GE. If the LDs & Greens stood down & campaigned for Labour, there's a real chance that BJ could be out on his arse.

 

[equationgirl]

I was going to say...

I think it's more "Tories will parrot whatever ethics and standards suit them at the time".

Indeed. They have joined forces with the DUP after all...

 

[andysays]

It wouldn't surprise if they did anyway, BJ's majority is only around 5k, half that of the 2015 GE. If the LDs & Greens stood down & campaigned for Labour, there's a real chance that BJ could be out on his arse.

I would be utterly amazed if they did that though

 

[cupid_stunt]

I would be utterly amazed if they did that though

In the current chaos, it wouldn't surprise me, basically all bets are off.

Although, it would probably be better for Lab/LD & Greens to find an independent candidate that they could all get behind.

It would be fucking funny if the PM found himself without seat.

 

[belboid]

It wouldn't surprise if they did anyway, BJ's majority is only around 5k, half that of the 2015 GE. If the LDs & Greens stood down & campaigned for Labour, there's a real chance that BJ could be out on his arse.

Ld's have already agreed a pact with the Reform Party, try probably think they can get a load of the labour vote, so, sadly, very little chance of the clown being unseated. Still gotta be worth a try though

 

[cupid_stunt]

Ld's have already agreed a pact with the Reform Party...

Who the hell are the Reform Party?

A google search isn't helping me here.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Although, it would probably be better for Lab/LD & Greens to find an independent candidate that they could all get behind.

.

there is only one contender

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

In the current chaos, it wouldn't surprise me, basically all bets are off.

Although, it would probably be better for Lab/LD & Greens to find an independent candidate that they could all get behind.

It would be fucking funny if the PM found himself without seat.

They’ll probably move him to a safer seat. I hear there’s a vacancy in Orpington...

 

[Teaboy]

I would be utterly amazed if they did that though

Wouldn't work anyway. The sort of people who vote for lib dems and greens in Uxbridge are unlikely to want to vote for Corbyn's Labour regardless of the prize.

 

[belboid]

Who the hell are the Reform Party?

A google search isn't helping me here.

sorry, it's the Renew Party - who came 13th in Peterborough.

 

[cupid_stunt]

They’ll probably move him to a safer seat. I hear there’s a vacancy in Orpington...

 

[cupid_stunt]

sorry, it's the Renew Party - who came 13th in Peterborough.

Well a pact with them, should see the LD's with an overall majority then.

 

[Badgers]

So. Lying to the queen?

Missed sll the Prime Minister bantz today so just catching up. Is lying to the queen considered a faux pas of sorts?

 

[Argonia]

Isn't lying to the lizard treason and isn't that punishable by death?

 

[Celyn]

the borisport will be built. only johnson and his foul cabal will be building it on reclaimed land between east and west falkland.

Why should Fife have to have him?

 

[Teaboy]

Isn't lying to the lizard treason and isn't that punishable by death?

Ha, Imagine if Corbyn had did it.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Isn't lying to the lizard treason and isn't that punishable by death?

Prince Andrew is fucked then

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Brutal

 

[danny la rouge]

Isn't lying to the lizard treason and isn't that punishable by death?

Lying to any peninsula is frowned upon.

 

[MrSki]

 

[teqniq]

I would dearly love to see these cunts lose the shirts off their backs. Wishful thinking most likely, but you never know.

 

[stdP]

Lying to any peninsula is frowned upon.

The Llŷn Peninsula doesn't mind so much.

 

[Teaboy]

I would dearly love to see these cunts lose the shirts off their backs. Wishful thinking most likely, but you never know.

These cunts bet on everything, it's their job. They've probably got a load hedged on a brexit deal as well. Though they probably stand to win more from no deal.