PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[danny la rouge]

The Llŷn Peninsula doesn't mind so much.

That sounds like chlean (where ch is as in loch), though.

 

[Supine]

there is only one contender

I think he's out of action due to copyright infringement unfortunately

 

[teqniq]

That sounds like chlean (where ch is as in loch), though.

Not quite its' more of 'chl' sound. Closest sound in Saesneg would be 'clean'.

 

[danny la rouge]

Not quite its' more of 'chl' sound. Closest sound in Saesneg would be 'clean'.

I notated it as chlean, with an l. I don’t speak Beurla with a southern accent.

 

[Teaboy]

I think he's out of action due to copyright infringement unfortunately

What Lord Buckethead was copyrighted? What was he a Marvel character or something?

 

[Supine]

What Lord Buckethead was copyrighted? What was he a Marvel character or something?

It was a film. Trivia is here:

"Lord Buckethead" attempted to promote his movie in the UK by standing as a prospective MP for Parliament in both the 1987 and 1992 General Elections. Representing the "Gremloid" party (by which this movie is known in the UK) he stood against Margaret Thatcher in her Finchley constituency and somehow got 131 votes. Five years later in 1992 he stood against the then PM John Major in Huntingdon and got 107 votes. In 2017, 25 years later, he stood again against then PM Theresa May in Maidenhead and got 249 votes.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I notated it as chlean, with an l. I don’t speak Beurla with a southern accent.

Do you have rolling L's up there? Tongue behind the front teeth and exhale sort of sound

 

[MrSki]

 

[danny la rouge]

Do you have rolling L's up there? Tongue behind the front teeth and exhale sort of sound

We have “slender Ls”, which are like “lyuh”. I think you may be describing an aspirated sound that I was hearing as a voiceless fricative. So that clears up the misunderstanding between me and teqniq over my rendition of chl.

 

[Proper Tidy]

What's #GTTO?

 

[teqniq]

We have “slender Ls”, which are like “lyuh”. I think you may be describing an aspirated sound that I was hearing as a voiceless fricative. So that clears up the misunderstanding between me and teqniq over my rendition of chl.

In my haste i didn't spot the 'l'

 

[Proper Tidy]

What's #GTTO?

Ah googled it, get the tories out. Could have an election I suppose

 

[MrSki]

These cunts bet on everything, it's their job. They've probably got a load hedged on a brexit deal as well. Though they probably stand to win more from no deal.

I have heard it reported but have no evidence that Fararge admitted defeat in the referendum, knowing that this was not the case, for financial gain for his 'mates'

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[gentlegreen]

I hardly ever go there, but done.
The only cookies I have ever disabled.

 

[Ranbay]

Boris Johnson's shambolic live video truly shows the bleak times in which we live | Tom Peck


The fuck

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Argonia]

God shave our quim

 

[Pickman's model]

God shave our quim

You'll find quim on the royal crest

Woolwich soldier killed (was "Did cops just shoot 2 dead in woolwich?")

 

[editor]

Boris Johnson's shambolic live video truly shows the bleak times in which we live | Tom Peck


The fuck

But that, of course, is why he has shut down parliament, in favour of sitting in his office like a tragic Colonel Gaddafi tribute act, avoiding MPs, avoiding questions, and lying down somebody else’s smartphone.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[Baronage-Phase]

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Needs to be a caption thread..

 

[cupid_stunt]

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The question is, is he robbing her or bribing her?

 

[Pickman's model]

The question is, is he robbing her or bribing her?

He's swapping her real notes for forgeries

 

[equationgirl]

The question is, is he robbing her or bribing her?

Probably looking for decent drugs.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

I have heard it reported but have no evidence that Fararge admitted defeat in the referendum, knowing that this was not the case, for financial gain for his 'mates'

Here is an article by Bloomberg.

Behind the scenes, a small group of people had a secret—and billions of dollars were at stake. Hedge funds aiming to win big from trades that day had hired YouGov and at least five other polling companies, including Farage's favorite pollster. Their services, on the day and in the days leading up to the vote, varied, but pollsters sold hedge funds critical, advance information, including data that would have been illegal for them to give the public. Some hedge funds gained confidence, through private exit polls, that most Britons had voted to leave the EU,

One person with questions still to answer is Farage, a former commodities broker who also went to work for a London currency trading company after he moved into politics. He twice told the world on election night that Leave had likely lost, when he had information suggesting his side had actually won. He also has changed his story about who told him what regarding that very valuable piece of information.

 

[Gaia]

Ah googled it, get the tories out. Could have an election I suppose

As you've correctly surmised, Get The Tories Out, the rallying cry of Corbynistas across the land.

 

[friedaweed]

As you've correctly surmised, Get The Tories Out, the rallying cry of Corbynistas across the land.

What's your solution to the problem?