PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Steel Icarus]

Bring back David Milliband

 

[Proper Tidy]

As you've correctly surmised, Get The Tories Out, the rallying cry of Corbynistas across the land.

I'm fairly sure the tweet linked to that prompted me to ask what it meant was by a libdem tbh

 

[rekil]

Bring back David Milliband

Don't call it a comeback

 

[Gaia]

He's burbling incoherently about his fucking bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland again. Can we have him committed…? Can a PM be impeached for reasons of insanity…? Yes, admittedly, it was only to a group of primary school kids, but… Boris Johnson says bridge from N Ireland to Scotland can be built for 'only £15bn' "It'll only cost £15bn", says Wankface (Brexit was supposed to be saving us billions).

 

[Gaia]

I'm fairly sure the tweet linked to that prompted me to ask what it meant was by a libdem tbh

Perhaps so, but JC fans all have the hashtag in their usernames (along with a rose) (at least they did, it's a while since I've used Twitter, but I can't imagine anything has changed. They were commanded to do so by their C-I-C, O. Jones at the time of the last GE).

I really have no time for tribalism.

 

[Celyn]

As you've correctly surmised, Get The Tories Out, the rallying cry of Corbynistas across the land.

I think there might be a few people who want to get the Tories out who are not "Corbynistas", you know. Whatever "Corbynista" means.

 

[Dogsauce]

I’m all for getting them out, but the Airbus 380 that we squeeze them all into is required to get to 30,000 feet before that command is issued.

 

[MrSki]

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I think there might be a few people who want to get the Tories out who are not "Corbynistas", you know. Whatever "Corbynista" means.

I think they just put -ista at the end of anything that’s a bit left. I’ve heard politicians use that word actually IRL with their mouths and it totally blew my mind.

 

[equationgirl]

I think a lot of people want the tories out and that doesn't make them corbynistas, just people who want a vaguely sensible government.

 

[Celyn]

And I don't really foresee anyone storming the barricades singing:

....
Bandiera rossa la trionferà
Evviva Corbynista e la libertà!

 

[equationgirl]

One can really understand why Guy Fawkes went 'fuck this shit' and tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

 

[MickiQ]

One can really understand why Guy Fawkes went 'fuck this shit' and tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

Where is he now we truly need him

 

[equationgirl]

Where is he now we truly need him

Oh I daresay there's a successor somewhere...

 

[Kaka Tim]

"Ok - unfortunately the taxi driver said there's no way he's taking you ...so how about I nip to the charity shop and pick up some fresh trousers and you go and clean yourself up in the toilets in mc donalds ..."

 

[Rivendelboy]

Where is he now we truly need him

He's being culturally appropriated by lazy idiots who make bank whining about being repressed while deliberately telling racist jokes on social media

 

[belboid]

He's being culturally appropriated by lazy idiots who make bank whining about being repressed while deliberately telling racist jokes on social media

he was always a cunt, to be fair.

No Marinus van der Lubbe, for sure.

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps so, but JC fans all have the hashtag in their usernames (along with a rose) (at least they did, it's a while since I've used Twitter, but I can't imagine anything has changed. They were commanded to do so by their C-I-C, O. Jones at the time of the last GE).

I really have no time for tribalism.

You're one of that tribe I see

 

[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

The Kuenssberg Bridge problem.

 

[Pickman's model]

"

She could explain it to him but she couldn't understand it for him

 

[Rivendelboy]

He looks like a man haunted by himself

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

Edited to remove the Sun logo.

 

[brogdale]

This is, apparently, real.

 

[2hats]

This is, apparently, real.

Apparently so.

 

[Ming]

This is, apparently, real.

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They’re using movie tropes to appeal to the oiks.
‘This is our Independence Day!!!’ (Country in ruins).
‘Freeeedom!!!’ (Disembowelling).

 

[Rivendelboy]

This is, apparently, real.

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I like that theyb included a picture of the finctional comic character, the Hulk, in case the curtain twitchers reading this had no idea who was being referenced

 

[MrSki]

 

[Baronage-Phase]

One can really understand why Guy Fawkes went 'fuck this shit' and tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

Was thinking this very thing a week ago...