PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Parliamentary defeats for each Prime Minister

Thatcher - 4 in 11 years
Major - 6 in 7 years
Blair - 4 in 10 years
Brown - 3 in 3 years
Cameron - 10 in 6 years
May - 33 in 3 years
Johnson - 6 in one week

 

[gentlegreen]

Not really commenting on Johnson's domestic arrangements as much as your use of "GF", tbh.
But hey

Being nearly 60 years old, I could have been even more non-PC given the disparity in their ages...

 

[gentlegreen]

It's just occured to me - does he get a painting ?

 

[krtek a houby]

It's just occured to me - does he get a painting ?

I'm sure he'll get a whitewash or two

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Not really commenting on Johnson's domestic arrangements as much as your use of "GF", tbh.
But hey

Oh get over yourself

 

[brogdale]

Oh get over yourself

OK

 

[agricola]

It's just occured to me - does he get a painting ?

Apparently he has insisted on a statue of himself, styled after Canava's "Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker" currently at Apsley House, to take pride of place in the stairwell of number ten. It will periodically urinate on the floor.

 

[existentialist]

Apparently he has insisted on a statue of himself, styled after Canava's "Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker" currently at Apsley House, to take pride of place in the stairwell of number ten. It will periodically urinate on the floor.

With any luck, he'll fuck that up, too, and it will end up urinating down its own leg while boiled urine steams out of its ears.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's just occured to me - does he get a painting ?

no, he'll get a sketch in crayon done by a five year-old who hates him.

 

[agricola]

no, he'll get a sketch in crayon done by a five year-old who hates him.

 

[Pickman's model]

Apparently he has insisted on a statue of himself, styled after Canava's "Napoleon as Mars the Peacemaker" currently at Apsley House, to take pride of place in the stairwell of number ten. It will periodically urinate on the floor.

this is what happened in dublin yesterday, leading to poor leo varadkar having to lend a suit to the trebly incontinent johnson

 

[Wilf]

It's just occured to me - does he get a painting ?

Nah, he builds models of buses.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nah, he builds models of buses.

hopefully he'll end up under one

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[petee]

 

[Poi E]

So bloody obvious he's a cokehead.

 

[Pickman's model]

one for the tory cumface thread, if it's not already there

 

[Lord Camomile]

one for the tory cumface thread, if it's not already there

I was trying to work out what he'd just seen.

Maybe a prole wandered through the wrong door and he came face to face with, y'know, a person?

 

[brogdale]

"No fagging, apparently!"



Actually...Y O Y do parents agree to this sort of thing?

 

[brogdale]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Much more in his element, playing the class clown.

 

[brogdale]

Racist Goldsmith in...along with a bag carrying role for Channel 4 News' very own Chris Philp.

La Truss as Women & Equalities is. a. disgrace.

 

[MickiQ]

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The little girl behind him will go far in life, from the expression on her face she has already sussed he's a prat.

 

[Supine]

BJ has found a use for Grayling. What could possibly go wrong.

Exclusive: Johnson considering building bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland

 

[brogdale]

BJ has found a use for Grayling. What could possibly go wrong.

Exclusive: Johnson considering building bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland

Ah...Crosby's old Dead Twat strategy?

 

[mauvais]

BJ has found a use for Grayling. What could possibly go wrong.

Exclusive: Johnson considering building bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland

Beaufort's Dyke - Wikipedia

Because of its depth and its proximity to the Cairnryan military port, it became the United Kingdom's largest offshore dump site for conventional and chemical munitions after the Second World War; in July 1945, 14,500 tons of 5-inch artillery rockets filled with phosgene were dumped in Beaufort's Dyke. The Ministry of Defence estimates that there is well over a million tons of munitions at the bottom of Beaufort's Dyke.

That's what could go wrong.

 

[mauvais]

Oh, and the nuclear waste too.

 

[Supine]

If grayling builds it we'll probably get connected with the Faroe Islands.

 

[spitfire]

Beaufort's Dyke - Wikipedia

That's what could go wrong.

Yeah but with the Irish Sea's well known calm weather and lack of wind, high sided vehicles definitely won't plummet to their doom triggering a tsunami of mustard gas and high explosives. So don't know what the problem is really.

Naysayers. Everywhere. Just believe!

 

[brogdale]

It'll be Yuge !