PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[contadino]

is there a term for the male lover of a married woman? I can't bring it to mind for some reason

Lothario?

 

[Kaka Tim]

In tory circles, Wasn't it usually Alan Clarke?

 

[Serge Forward]

Lothario?

There's also philanderer and Don Juan.

 

[ice-is-forming]

Cad

 

[bluescreen]

is there a term for the male lover of a married woman? I can't bring it to mind for some reason

paramour?

 

[Serge Forward]

Cad

A cad and a bounder!

 

[Sprocket.]

Well Johnson is definitely not a Beau Brummell.

 

[Serge Forward]

Well Johnson is definitely not a Beau Brummell.

Certainly not. In the words of Terry Thomas, he's an absolute shaaaah! And too dishevelled to be a dandy or fop. He is, however, surely a mountebank.

 

[wtfftw]

is there a term for the male lover of a married woman? I can't bring it to mind for some reason

Women don't take external lovers. They only put up with their husbands.

 

[Peter Painter]

is there a term for the male lover of a married woman? I can't bring it to mind for some reason

I guess it's just 'lover' isn't it, which seems a much more neutral term. almost gallant.

But there is a name (an old fashioned term that implies humiliation) for the husband of a woman who has been unfaithful: 'cuckold'.

 

[killer b]

But there is a name (an old fashioned term that implies humiliation) for the husband of a woman who has been unfaithful: 'cuckold'.

not for the woman who's husband has been unfaithful though?

 

[bluescreen]

not for the woman who's husband has been unfaithful though?

'wronged wife'

 

[Kaka Tim]

not for the woman who's husband has been unfaithful though?

Mrs johnson

 

[Peter Painter]

not for the woman who's husband has been unfaithful though?

Not that I know of.

It's all in the language, you just have to be able to read between the lines.

 

[Dogsauce]

According to The Times, one senior adviser said: "He’s making very clear that they’ll have to send a Panzer division to get him out of there."

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I suspect there’s already a WhatsApp group of rebel MPs running with that title.

 

[Artaxerxes]

is there a term for the male lover of a married woman? I can't bring it to mind for some reason

Gigolo?

 

[Kaka Tim]

someone should set up a "go fund me" page for an armoured division to evict fuck face. Id chuck a quid in for sure.

 

[not a trot]

someone should set up a "go fund me" page for an armoured division to evict fuck face. Id chuck a quid in for sure.

You would hope that the quote was meant in a humorous way. Or is Johnson really the dangerous cunt some suspect him of being ?

 

[Raheem]

someone should set up a "go fund me" page for an armoured division to evict fuck face. Id chuck a quid in for sure.

Sunak's squash partner has already got the contract, apparently. He gets an £8 million fee for each tank he acquires, plus £4 million for each tank he was supposed to acquire but doesn't.

 

[Pickman's model]

According to The Times, one senior adviser said: "He’s making very clear that they’ll have to send a Panzer division to get him out of there."

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just send in an angry nanny and he'll stumble blubbing down the street

 

[Artaxerxes]

Sunak's squash partner has already got the contract, apparently. He gets an £8 million fee for each tank he acquires, plus £4 million for each tank he was supposed to acquire but doesn't.

I assume the British army will soon have about a thousand rusty boilers and septic tanks spare then.

 

[Smangus]

He won't be going quietly, like the spoilt self entitled brat he is.

 

[bluescreen]

I wouldn't have seen this if Flett hadn't retweeted. It seems to be genuine.

 

[gosub]

According to The Times, one senior adviser said: "He’s making very clear that they’ll have to send a Panzer division to get him out of there."

I'm sure General Stoltenberg could probably arrange it, but where would they take him to?

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm sure General Stoltenberg could probably arrange it, but where would they take him to?

Pickman's model has the answer to that.

 

[existentialist]

Pickman's model has the answer to that.

 

[Dogsauce]

BBC has an article compiling people’s defences of Carrie Johnson over accusations she is some sort of Lady Macbeth figure, much of which is perfectly reasonable (Tory scum that she is, there is a definite whiff of sexism in some of the attacks). But the thing that stands out is there is a quote from her spokeswoman. Who the fuck is this and who is paying for her? I’m hoping it isn’t the public.

 

[teuchter]

There's a whiff of sexism in a lot of the stuff about Nadine Dorries too.

 

[Supine]

There's a whiff of sexism in a lot of the stuff about Nadine Dorries too.

There’s a lot of well deserved criticism that’s for sure

 

[stavros]

I wouldn't have seen this if Flett hadn't retweeted. It seems to be genuine.

Iannucci et al would've dismissed the various current storylines from government as too ridiculous for the sharp satire of The Thick Of It.