PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Dogsauce]

Also Rees-Mogg. Because neither of them will be getting anywhere near the front bench post-Johnson.

TBF I don’t think I’ve spotted Rees-Mogg defend him for a couple of days, nor Fabricunt either. They know the way the wind is blowing. Mad Nad is the last stand.

 

[Weller]

"weve had 10 years of the internetz" Nadine Dorries Secretary of State for Digital Media
only 10 years of Urban 75 seems longer

Shes 1 trolley short of a supermarket else her partying never stops

 

[elbows]

Even twitter is 15 years old.

 

[two sheds]

and books are 50 years old

 

[Bingoman]

and books are 50 years old

Books I think have been around for at least 300 years

 

[Raheem]

There seems to be a recurring love of pigs amongst recent male Tory leaders.

And their wives.

 

[Ax^]

Books I think have been around for at least 300 years

think thats a remainer plot, lies

 

[Supine]

Here we go… Beginning of the end?

 

[Storm Fox]

It would be a kind of appropriate end if the pork haystack did a moonlight flit to the USA.
I know it's fantasy, but one can (slightly drunkenly) dream.

 

[two sheds]

he's a bit of a liberal wuss for them isn't he?

 

[Raheem]

Think $250k may be a bit of optimism on the part of the source. Remember Farrage trying to do a speaking tour of the US?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Think $250k may be a bit of optimism on the part of the source. Remember Farrage trying to do a speaking tour of the US?

Farage has never been One of Us. Remember Cameron got a few hundred grand for discussing how to be a leader just a year after the referendum.

There's always cash for them who are on the team.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Why on earth is the cunt waiting? Ego?

Fuck off, never come back. And all the sycophants, carpet-baggers, racists and Randist dickwipes who maintained him. Take your cheques, rant away across the Atlantic and leave us to try and keep body and soul together for the neglected and abused people of the country you shafted.

Cunt.

 

[Sue]

Why on earth is the cunt waiting? Ego?

Fuck off, never come back. And all the sycophants, carpet-baggers, racists and Randist dickwipes who maintained him. Take your cheques, rant away across the Atlantic and leave us to try and keep body and soul together for the neglected and abused people of the country you shafted.

Cunt.

But what do you really think, eatmorecheese..?

 

[eatmorecheese]

But what do you really think, eatmorecheese..?

I'm being too subtle probably.

I don't like feeling this sort of hatred. It's not good to feel like this. Not good for equilibrium, for my mental health.

I was never a revolutionary when younger. Are you supposed to get more left wing as you get older?

I've spent years, fucking years bearing witness in my work life to the desperation of those who have always struggled in our society. And these cunts either blame them for their circumstances while tightening the screws, or laugh at them while offshoring OUR assets.

Ah, fuck it. Time for bed...

 

[Doctor Carrot]

"weve had 10 years of the internetz" Nadine Dorries Secretary of State for Digital Media
only 10 years of Urban 75 seems longer

Shes 1 trolley short of a supermarket else her partying never stops

Fuck me! I knew she was a dipshit but I hadn't quite appreciated just how much of a dipshit she is until the past week. Extraordinary and she's secretary of state for digital, culture, media and sport

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I was briefly on their email list, but I funnelled them into a folder and ultimately couldn't bring myself to read any ...

Me too. iirc, it was because they did a survey or vote type thing, can't remember what about, but it was probably along the lines of 'Is everything tickety boo or would you like us to crack down even harder on immigration (and be more racist), or people on benefits, do they have it too easy? If they won't get off their backsides and get a job, they should just eat gruel, shouldn't they?

So of course lefties shared the link on social media and voted for the not the nastiest option in a vain attempt to curb the nasty party's worst excesses.

I haven't bothered to unsubscribe, occasionally open one to see what they're up to behind the scenes, mostly appealing for money, iirc.

 

[krtek a houby]

Books I think have been around for at least 300 years

3000, surely?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Give me back my £200,000, major donor tells Tories

Controversial telecoms mogul Mohamed Amersi takes on Conservative party over exclusion from elite gatherings and auction prizes never received

www.theguardian.com

Dodgy geezer wants his money back as he didn’t get any return on his contributions. Not even a shitty knighthood. Life is so unfair

 

[Artaxerxes]

3000, surely?

Depends on how you define a book. Books as we know them with cover and pages between them made of paper are quite recent. Then we've got tomes and parchment, then scrolls, before finally hitting cuneiform.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

First he came for Peppa Pig, now it's the Lion King.

Desperate Boris Johnson quotes Lion King in pep talk to stop more staff quitting

The Prime Minister told staff "change is good" after five resignations, which is an unfortunate catchphrase for someone whose own Tory MPs are plotting to oust him - and after main rival Rishi Sunak launched a series of coded volleys at his leadership

www.mirror.co.uk

Fuckin'ell. Peppa Pig and The Lion King. Looks like he's running government through the lens of his toddler son's - and by extension, his - viewing habits.

This government is brought to you by CBeebies and the Disney Channel. And Sesame Street is brought to us by the letters C, U, N and T.

And some people think of that buffoon as a political heavyweight.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Just a passing detail in this shitshow, but he really can't observe even the most basic level of (Covid) common sense. Or, as he would have thought about it, 'fuck infections, Churchill would have done a rousing address in person'

The man's a menace. Despite being hospitalised with it himself. Despite one of the worst per capita death rates in the world. And despite his own infant daughter being quite badly hit by Covid...

Boris Johnson’s daughter Romy was ‘badly hit’ with Covid at five-weeks-old

The prime minister cancelled a public appearance last week after Downing Street confirmed an unidentified family member tested positive for coronavirus.

www.independent.co.uk

It's like his attitude to precautions against a Covid is akin to his precautions against pregnancy, ie not for him. I reckon he's one of those whiney petulant men who won't use condoms and insists on sex without them because he doesn't like them - and fuck the consequences for the women. Similar attitude to anti-Covid precautions, petulantly doesn't want to and fuck the consequences for anyone else.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Big dog is begging.

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Exclusive: Boris Johnson Sends Pleading Email To Furious Tory MPs

The beleaguered prime minister pens the message just before another Conservative MP confirmed he had submitted a letter of no confidence in him.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

I always think the writing's on the wall when the media start referring to s politician as "beleaguered". He's on his way out.

 

[Bingoman]

3000, surely?

It's a typo I missed the extra zero

 

[two sheds]

Chinese again they invented most stuff

 

[oxygenthief]

The man's a menace. Despite being hospitalised with it himself. Despite one of the worst per capita death rates in the world. And despite his own infant daughter being quite badly hit by Covid...

Boris Johnson’s daughter Romy was ‘badly hit’ with Covid at five-weeks-old

The prime minister cancelled a public appearance last week after Downing Street confirmed an unidentified family member tested positive for coronavirus.

www.independent.co.uk

It's like his attitude to precautions against a Covid is akin to his precautions against pregnancy, ie not for him. I reckon he's one of those whiney petulant men who won't use condoms and insists on sex without them because he doesn't like them - and fuck the consequences for the women. Similar attitude to anti-Covid precautions, petulantly doesn't want to and fuck the consequences for anyone else.

I believe that this explains Dorries' consternation when asked if the Johnson had recently communicated with her, in her befuddled state she confused communication with communicable infection.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Rory Stewart is enjoying himself.

Evidently.

 

[ohmyliver]

Looks like the Sunday Sport's getting in on the action, I, err, shit you not. 50/50 it's a spoof article tho, but the Sunday Sport requires a subscription to read online, and given the state of things, it's increasingly hard to tell the difference between satire and reality.

 

[Fairweather]

Give me back my £200,000, major donor tells Tories

Controversial telecoms mogul Mohamed Amersi takes on Conservative party over exclusion from elite gatherings and auction prizes never received

www.theguardian.com

Dodgy geezer wants his money back as he didn’t get any return on his contributions. Not even a shitty knighthood. Life is so unfair

My favourite bit of that article is the fact that he wants a refund because he didn't get a magic show from Penny Mordaunt.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dorries claims vast majority of Tories behind Johnson

Culture secretary dismisses resignation calls over ‘partygate’ after another Tory says PM should go

www.theguardian.com