PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not a trot]

That's what Deluded Dorries has claimed.

Heard someone use that excuse in the pub the other night. My reply was, you won,get over it, and mines a pint.

 

[teqniq]

Proper blundering around shit

 

[existentialist]

Dorries for PM!

I do hope she throws her hat in the ring!

 

[Orang Utan]

I couldn’t get through that as it’s so excruciating. She reminds me of someone phoning in sick from an after party

 

[two sheds]

The "am I bovvered ..." video of her is wonderful

 

[xenon]

I dunno much about mid Bedforshire, can only assume it's a Tory stronghold or Dorries is quite good at local stuff. She's been a laughable fuckwit whenever I've heard her for years.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I do hope she throws her hat in the ring!

The ring would just throw it back at her.

 

[ruffneck23]

Or she would miss.

 

[existentialist]

Or she would miss.

Not if it were an ostrich ring.

 

[JimW]

I long for the day both can be tossed

Czechs and balances

 

[cupid_stunt]

Looks like Hammond could be putting in a letter soon, otherwise it's a bit odd to give this interview.

Boris Johnson’s time at Downing Street appears to be “beginning” to end, a former Conservative minister has said. Tory MP Stephen Hammond suggested he and many others were “considering very carefully” this weekend whether to submit a letter of no-confidence in the prime minister.

Asked if he had already sent a letter to 1992 Committee chair Sir Graham Brady, the senior figure said: “No I haven’t – but I’m making it very clear to you that I am considering very carefully over the weekend what are the next steps.”

Mr Hammond told BBC Radio 4’s The Week in Westminster: “I think all Conservative colleagues, all of whom I know who are in it for trying to do their best for their constituents and the country, will be wrestling with conscience this weekend.”

And, a nice dig at deluded Dorries.

Mr Hammond also rubbished claims by culture secretary Nadine Dorries that moves against the PM were a “Remainer” plot of Tories who did not want Brexit. Ms Dorries has also claimed the small “handful” of people keen to see the PM go had always disliked him.

“This is predictable rubbish from a predictable source,” said the senior backbencher. “If you look at where the letters are coming from, I don’t know how anyone could stand up that claim. I think the secretary of state needs to think again.”

Looks like ‘beginning of the end’ for Boris Johnson, says ex-minister

Tory MPs ‘wrestling with conscience’ this weekend, says Stephen Hammond

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Czechs and balances

Bohemian rhapsody

 

[Pickman's model]

Not sure Frankie Howerd was refering to Conran or Anna Casa

Kenneth Williams, 1964

 

[Fairweather]

This is very good.

 

[Ax^]

 

[two sheds]

Is it Johnson?

 

[Ax^]

photoshop is fun

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Does anyone else get this sort of vibe off Dorries?

 

[Ax^]

no why

 

[Doctor Carrot]

no why

I was hoping you'd do that

 

[bimble]

it is just her isn't it, she is the one and only person going around talking to the press about how everything is FINE and he's a great and beloved leader. I think that in itself must be seriously bad news for him, she is so obviously ridiculous and she's it, she's his PR team.

 

[Raheem]

it is just her isn't it, she is the one and only person going around talking to the press about how everything is FINE and he's a great and beloved leader. I think that in itself must be seriously bad news for him, she is so obviously ridiculous and she's it, she's his PR team.

Also Rees-Mogg. Because neither of them will be getting anywhere near the front bench post-Johnson.

 

[Ax^]

i'm waiting for her to go Full marjorie greene


Release the Karken ...


the desperate its a remainer plot against Boris and not the dippy cockwomble having parties is sort of embarassing within itself

she'll be blaming the shagger of pigs faces next

 

[little_legs]

Never mind. Beaten.

 

[Ax^]

still funny

 

[not a trot]

The real love of Johnsons life was in Camberley today.

 

[Badgers]

I dunno much about mid Bedforshire, can only assume it's a Tory stronghold or Dorries is quite good at local stuff. She's been a laughable fuckwit whenever I've heard her for years.

It is the next village (rural nimby) from where I am.

Big houses with big fences, gates and hedges. Lot's of 4x4s and gossiping.

#cuntStreet

 

[cupid_stunt]

The real love of Johnsons life was in Camberley today.

There seems to be a recurring love of pigs amongst recent male Tory leaders.

 

[existentialist]

It is the next village (rural nimby) from where I am.

Big houses with big fences, gates and hedges. Lot's of 4x4s and gossiping.

#cuntStreet

And, perchance, an obsession with celebs? Or maybe it's the kind of place that would elect the proverbial donkey with a blue rosette? Which, TBF, is almost exactly what they did elect.

 

[ruffneck23]

There seems to be a recurring love of pigs amongst recent male Tory leaders.

And they looked at each other and could not tell the difference between them, to paraphrase a bit