PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Nine Bob Note]

Infamy, infamy they've all got in for me

Not sure Frankie Howerd was refering to Conran or Anna Casa

 

[krtek a houby]

all scum, all of them. Why must we be drawn into a public schoolboy power struggle where whatever happens, we all fucking lose

Not just this generation, but the generation to come after, and the one after that etc.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

What makes you so sure he can? I can imagine him having one of those adult baby fetishes where he dresses up in a nappy and shits himself and Carrie has to spread Sudocream on his arse.

Note to self: don't read Urban before breakfast.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Not sure Frankie Howerd was refering to Conran or Anna Casa

Kenneth Williams.

Cheers- Louis MacNeice

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Dorries on Radio 4 this morning; perhaps it was a toss up between her and Fabricant...oh to be so spoilt for choice. At times I swear you could catch a chuckle in the interviewer's voice.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Pickman's model]

Dorries on Radio 4 this morning; perhaps it was a toss up between her and Fabricant...oh to be so spoilt for choice. At times I swear you could catch a chuckle in the interviewer's voice.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

I long for the day both can be tossed

 

[cupid_stunt]

I caught a clip of Deluded Dorries on BBC News claiming the rebels are disloyal, they tried to take down Cameron, May and now Johnson, ignoring the fact that she was involved in calling for both Cameron and May to go.

 

[Kaka Tim]

I caught a clip of Deluded Dorries on BBC News claiming the rebels are disloyal, they tried to take down Cameron, May and now Johnson, ignoring the fact that she was involved in calling for both Cameron and May to go.

From elsewhere on the internet - Boris Johnson will be the third prime minister in a row brought down by .... Boris Johnson

 

[philosophical]

Johnson getting his mates to blame it all on his wife to save himself, reminds me of the Winston Smith ‘do it to Julia’ moment.
Orwell is the real Nostradamus.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Please let him be finally nailed by his vanity photographer that we pay for

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Please let him be finally nailed by his vanity photographer that we pay for

The 21st century equivalent of the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells being nailed in a compromising position by Blackadder's portrait painter!

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well worth watching this clip of Deluded Dorries.

Nadine Dorries provides another bizarre answer about Boris Johnson during interview

Nadine Dorries refuses to say how much she “communicates” with Boris Johnson in another awkward interview. After being asked on BBC Breakfast if she had spoken to the prime minister in the past 24 hours the culture secretary replies: “Why? Why are you asking me that question?” “I’d like to...

www.independent.co.uk

 

[marty21]

The latest tactic by the Tory faithful is claiming this is all a remainer plot to reverse brexit. They are sure getting paranoid in the Tory bunker.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The latest tactic by the Tory faithful is claiming this is all a remainer plot to reverse brexit. They are sure getting paranoid in the Tory bunker.

That's what Deluded Dorries has claimed.

 

[Kaka Tim]

The latest tactic by the Tory faithful is claiming this is all a remainer plot to reverse brexit. They are sure getting paranoid in the Tory bunker.

oh yeah - see that loads on gammon chat (aka the spectator fb comments page). Its a witch hunt, the remainer establishment are out to get him cos brexit - with a side order of blaming carrie. others want him gone cos hes a closet socialist.

 

[LDC]

Well worth watching this clip of Deluded Dorries.

Nadine Dorries provides another bizarre answer about Boris Johnson during interview

Nadine Dorries refuses to say how much she “communicates” with Boris Johnson in another awkward interview. After being asked on BBC Breakfast if she had spoken to the prime minister in the past 24 hours the culture secretary replies: “Why? Why are you asking me that question?” “I’d like to...

www.independent.co.uk

Dorries for PM!

 

[two sheds]

The latest tactic by the Tory faithful is claiming this is all a remainer plot to reverse brexit. They are sure getting paranoid in the Tory bunker.

I can see them at the next election continually replaying that clip of Starmer saying Labour will reverse Brexit if they get in.

Eta: mind you the way Brexit has been going that might actually get some votes for Labour

 

[cupid_stunt]

I caught a clip of Deluded Dorries on BBC News claiming the rebels are disloyal, they tried to take down Cameron, May and now Johnson, ignoring the fact that she was involved in calling for both Cameron and May to go.

Here's her actual words...

Dorries said those speaking out against the PM were “the same names that we continually keep (hearing) cropping up” and were in “safe seats”.

She said: “Some of those same names tried to get David Cameron out and tried to get Theresa May out and are now trying to get Boris Johnson and the truth is no prime minister would please any of those.”

Nadine Dorries Insists Boris Johnson Tells The Truth In Hideously Awkward Interview

The Culture Secretary appeared to blame the PM's advisers and said he "was truthful to the best of his knowledge".

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Hello folks,

Recently five people have left my team due to unprecedented circumstances and that is all rather sad but we must, like the great Churchill, move onwards and upwards to victory and replace them.

So, I am looking for people who don't mind a bit of politically incorrect banter and who know how to wheel a suitcase or two down to the local shops to join my team and Get Governing Done!

This is an exciting time to join the heart of government when I am putting my foot in it on almost a daily basis and trying to move on from Partygate by f***king up the cost of living crisis.

You will play a central role in finding someone, anyone, please, other than Nadine Dorries to defend me to the media, facilitating my trips to Peppa Pig World and providing key consultancy work on whether I should go with the gold or silver plated toilet in the flat?

Perks include being allowed to have a jolly with your friends while the rest of the country can't (allegedly) and getting to play on my son's swing. Salary is jolly competitive - just like the UK's competitive trade with countries outside of the EU –but I’ll have to check it with Rishi. Weekend and evening work will be required, I’m afraid, but we’ll try and make it as fun as possible.

Remainers need not apply, Love, Boris ‘Big Dog’ Johnson

WANTED: New Downing Street aides to work for Boris Johnson

Hello folks,Recently five people have left my team due to unprecedented circumstances and that is all rather sad but we must, like the great Churchill, move onwards and upwards to victory and replace them.So, I am looking for people who don't mind a bit of politically incorrect banter and who...

www.indy100.com

 

[Ax^]

same names is she trying to blame micheal gove

 

[cupid_stunt]

Boris Johnson must go – it’s a bitter pill to swallow to win back voters’ trust​

The medicine might be harsh, but it is vital to quell the unease among people who feel they have been taken for fools by the Prime Minister

This is the whole paywall busted article that Nick Gibb MP did for the Telegraph - archive.ph

 

[Sue]

This is the whole paywall busted article that Nick Gibb MP did for the Telegraph - archive.ph

I'm a bit confused at the 'bitter pill to swallow' thing.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm a bit confused at the 'bitter pill to swallow' thing.

Yeh it's we have to reluctantly chuck Boris because of his electoral drag not because he's a morally bankrupt lying piece of shit and the right thing to do

Seems Johnson not the only moral bankrupt in Tory ranks

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The 21st century equivalent of the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells being nailed in a compromising position by Blackadder's portrait painter!

YES

 

[gosub]

Oops.

Bombshell pic shows Boris Johnson holding beer at lockdown birthday party

Sources said that pictures taken by the official No10 photographer have been handed over to Scotland Yard for their investigation into the Downing Street parties - including one of the PM with a can of beer

www.mirror.co.uk

But this is a man who has been photograghed playing guitar doing fingering above a capo....might be an empty can.

 

[two sheds]

But this is a man who has been photograghed playing guitar doing fingering above a capo....might be an empty can.

Yes it was probably just a photoshoot advertising that brand of beer.

 

[gosub]

Yes it was probably just a photoshoot advertising that brand of beer.

More evidence of a 'work event' by our tireless PM. Quite why he chose to be a brand ambassador for the Catalan brewer is probably too complicated for us to understand, Probably have to wait 20 years to find out

 

[Kaka Tim]

interesting how uninterested the media are in the fact that sunak was at the party as well (and others?). Surely he should be resigning as well for a blatant breach of lockdown? - and also undermines his claim that he didnt know about any of these "work events".

 

[brogdale]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky has put up their full interview with Deluded Dorrie, worth watching from this point, to the point she added how she was "not a random backbencher", and see the interviewer struggling not to completely crack-up.