PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bluescreen]

Well this is bonkers. A loyalist warning mechanism for the 54 target

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[bluescreen]

 

[Kaka Tim]

looks like another letter

 

[Raheem]

Easier to just buy the Mirror tomorrow

Think they don't have the photo. Just the story. For now.

 

[eatmorecheese]

looks like another letter

Is the pace accelerating do you think? Not so much sepsis as ebola?

 

[xenon]

any more Tory cunts managed to write a letter yet.

 

[xenon]

Oh but the Tory MP for shittingham on the wold is seriously thinking about it and written it but it’s in his pocket. Fuck these people.

 

[not-bono-ever]

all scum, all of them. Why must we be drawn into a public schoolboy power struggle where whatever happens, we all fucking lose

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I don't think he was meant to take whatever is in that to the meeting? Bizarre.

The woman running and snatching the red folder from out of his arms, is that the same woman who snatched a cup of coffee out of his hands a few years ago, saying 'No disposable cups'?



Does he have to be accompanied by a minder on all trips whose responsibility it is to ensure that he doesn't fuck up photos by having inappropriate things in his hands?

 

[Calamity1971]

The woman running and snatching the red folder from out of his arms, is that the same woman who snatched a cup of coffee out of his hands a few years ago, saying 'No disposable cups'?



Does he have to be accompanied by a minder on all trips whose responsibility it is to ensure that he doesn't fuck up photos by having inappropriate things in his hands?

I think it's the same one. She was the one who has handed him masks as well. Surprised he can wipe his own arse the entitled cunt.

 

[tim]

The woman running and snatching the red folder from out of his arms, is that the same woman who snatched a cup of coffee out of his hands a few years ago, saying 'No disposable cups'?



Does he have to be accompanied by a minder on all trips whose responsibility it is to ensure that he doesn't fuck up photos by having inappropriate things in his hands?

Of course, this normal these days. GBnews do the same for Darren Grimes.

 

[Humberto]

I expect the focus will be increasingly on whether he can carry on in terms of keeping things moving along under his leadership and whether his authority will hold up as the Westminster drama drags on.

The real reason is that he is a brazen liar and hypocrite. As are so many other Tories who were either at these parties, covered it up or are still not prepared to send the letter and therefore are making excuses for him. Labour should keep that in focus. That he piled lies on disgrace because he was incapable of apologising. That the Tories are hubristic, reckless chancers who are simply not capable of behaving with the required judgement and professionalism.

 

[two sheds]

I think it's the same one. She was the one who has handed him masks as well. Surprised he can wipe his own arse the entitled cunt.

Worse than using a disposable cup is filling a disposable cup and then presumably throwing it away without fucking using it

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Surprised he can wipe his own arse the entitled cunt.

What makes you so sure he can? I can imagine him having one of those adult baby fetishes where he dresses up in a nappy and shits himself and Carrie has to spread Sudocream on his arse.

 

[two sheds]

could you put that in a spoiler please

although it's a bit late for me

 

[Calamity1971]

could you put that in a spoiler please

although it's a bit late for me

Too late for me too.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

What makes you so sure he can? I can imagine...

 

[Pickman's model]

What makes you so sure he can? I can imagine him having one of those adult baby fetishes where he dresses up in a nappy and shits himself and Carrie has to spread Sudocream on his arse.

Singing su-su-sudio while doing it

 

[tim]

Too late for me too.

1963 was rather late for Philip Larkin but, regrettably, not for Stanley Johnson.

 

[elbows]

 

[Dogsauce]

Definitely fucked now isn’t he? It’s all falling apart. A couple of days ago I wasn’t so sure, but can see the end now.

Here’s hoping for an exit as undignified as possible. Maybe there will be a no confidence vote and he contests the result, assisted by Rudi Giuliani and Lyn Wood.

 

[Dogsauce]

Well this is bonkers. A loyalist warning mechanism for the 54 target

The really funny bit is when they all refuse to withdraw the letters. Knife the cunt in the back proper Tory style

 

[not a trot]

Looks like the weekend news is going to be fawning over Britains most famous dog owner.

 

[Dogsauce]

Looks like the weekend news is going to be fawning over Britains most famous dog owner.

Bob Carolgees?

 

[Smangus]

Here’s hoping for an exit as undignified as possible. Maybe there will be a no confidence vote and he contests the result, assisted by Rudi Giuliani and Lyn Wood

Look out for a Johnson and Dorris Press conference at a Homebase garden centre near you soon..

 

[Calamity1971]

Well, no one seen this one coming

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Sue]

 

[quiet guy]

It's all going full on Carry on Cleo (or should that be Carrie) for de Pfeffel
Infamy, infamy they've all got in for me