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Merry Christmas is followed by Wham's Last Christmas at three and Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You at four. An expletive-laden protest song against Boris Johnson has also made the top five.


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Speaking to the Official Charts, Hoyle said that he never allowed himself to think that their song might get Christmas No 1 until it was announced, adding: “You never know with impending restrictions potentially coming into play from the government, and the constant discontent with Boris Johnson – there’s definitely a third song in the running should the guidelines change.”

Alluding to The Kunts’ track, Hoyle said that he would rather choose positivity at Christmas and continued: “It takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title, but you never know.”
 
Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.

Indeed, and as someone who is unable to not be scruffy (I have an inbuilt rumpling field, I could crease plate armour) it would be hypocritical of me to call Boris a scruffy rumpled streak of piss stained cloth dressed as a man.

I'll focus on him being an absolute fuckhead and scumbucket.
 
Indeed, and as someone who is unable to not be scruffy (I have an inbuilt rumpling field, I could crease plate armour) it would be hypocritical of me to call Boris a scruffy rumpled streak of piss stained cloth dressed as a man.

I'll focus on him being an absolute fuckhead and scumbucket.
There's a difference between being naturally scruffy and deliberately playing a scruffy character as part of your anti social irresponsible isn't everything a terrific wheeze grift.
 
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