not-bono-ever
meh
When yer leaders start referencing god in statements, you know things are properly fucked.
Make a proper job if it and put him in a concrete overcoat.Yeah, but let he who is without sin cast the first... STONE HIM!!!!!!11!!
Merry Christmas is followed by Wham's Last Christmas at three and Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You at four. An expletive-laden protest song against Boris Johnson has also made the top five.
Speaking to the Official Charts, Hoyle said that he never allowed himself to think that their song might get Christmas No 1 until it was announced, adding: “You never know with impending restrictions potentially coming into play from the government, and the constant discontent with Boris Johnson – there’s definitely a third song in the running should the guidelines change.”
Alluding to The Kunts’ track, Hoyle said that he would rather choose positivity at Christmas and continued: “It takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title, but you never know.”
I hadnt kept up with all the different versions. Here are just a few of them.
Supply side Jesus is quite funny.
Was lucky to have a few words with Kunt after his Bristol gig a few weeks ago, and even bag a picture with the great man. He’s a top bloke.
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Greggs gift card?I got a Greggs gift card for Christmas and I'm going to struggle to even scoff the vegan sausage roll after that.
Yep, partners daughter got me pringles, beer, weed, Greggs card and chocolate. Is this painting a picture?Greggs gift card?
TBF, Johnson's scruffiness is a perfect reflection of how he does things generally...Nah, fuck demanding smartness, it’s bollocks. The same shit they used to attack Corbyn, Foot etc. though not evenly applied. Let politicians wear T-shirts and tracky bottoms at the cenotaph if they like, attack their shit ideas not the clothes.
Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.Foot took far more care of his appearance.
Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.
There's a difference between being naturally scruffy and deliberately playing a scruffy character as part of your anti social irresponsible isn't everything a terrific wheeze grift.Indeed, and as someone who is unable to not be scruffy (I have an inbuilt rumpling field, I could crease plate armour) it would be hypocritical of me to call Boris a scruffy rumpled streak of piss stained cloth dressed as a man.
I'll focus on him being an absolute fuckhead and scumbucket.