PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not-bono-ever]

When yer leaders start referencing god in statements, you know things are properly fucked.

 

[not a trot]

Yeah, but let he who is without sin cast the first... STONE HIM!!!!!!11!!

Make a proper job if it and put him in a concrete overcoat.

 

[elbows]

Merry Christmas is followed by Wham's Last Christmas at three and Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You at four. An expletive-laden protest song against Boris Johnson has also made the top five.

LadBaby score historic fourth Christmas number one

They surpass the Beatles and the Spice Girls as the act with the most festive chart-toppers in a row.

www.bbc.co.uk

Also:

LadBaby criticises The Kunts for trying to get Christmas No 1 with Boris Johnson song

Comedy rock group’s track ‘Boris Johnson Is STILL A F***ing C***’ reached No 5 in midweek chart

www.independent.co.uk

Speaking to the Official Charts, Hoyle said that he never allowed himself to think that their song might get Christmas No 1 until it was announced, adding: “You never know with impending restrictions potentially coming into play from the government, and the constant discontent with Boris Johnson – there’s definitely a third song in the running should the guidelines change.”

Alluding to The Kunts’ track, Hoyle said that he would rather choose positivity at Christmas and continued: “It takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title, but you never know.”

 

[elbows]

I hadnt kept up with all the different versions. Here are just a few of them.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

I hadnt kept up with all the different versions. Here are just a few of them.

This has reduced my bah humbug level slightly

 

[two sheds]

Sent one as a Christmas greeting

 

[Elpenor]

Was lucky to have a few words with Kunt after his Bristol gig a few weeks ago, and even bag a picture with the great man. He’s a top bloke.

 

[BCBlues]

Bad link

 

[brogdale]

Time for Tory Jesus, again...

 

[Ming]

Time for Tory Jesus, again...

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Supply side Jesus is quite funny.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Was lucky to have a few words with Kunt after his Bristol gig a few weeks ago, and even bag a picture with the great man. He’s a top bloke.

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Is he setting up his next single by stealing Michael Fabricunt's wig? Perhaps we've been overestimating Liz Truss's chances?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

chances?

 

[gosub]

 

[Wilf]

I got a Greggs gift card for Christmas and I'm going to struggle to even scoff the vegan sausage roll after that.

 

[Sue]

I got a Greggs gift card for Christmas and I'm going to struggle to even scoff the vegan sausage roll after that.

Greggs gift card?

 

[Wilf]

Greggs gift card?

Yep, partners daughter got me pringles, beer, weed, Greggs card and chocolate. Is this painting a picture?

 

[AmateurAgitator]

The festive bake is the nuts

 

[teqniq]

 

[N_igma]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Dogsauce]

Nah, fuck demanding smartness, it’s bollocks. The same shit they used to attack Corbyn, Foot etc. though not evenly applied. Let politicians wear T-shirts and tracky bottoms at the cenotaph if they like, attack their shit ideas not the clothes.

 

[existentialist]

Nah, fuck demanding smartness, it’s bollocks. The same shit they used to attack Corbyn, Foot etc. though not evenly applied. Let politicians wear T-shirts and tracky bottoms at the cenotaph if they like, attack their shit ideas not the clothes.

TBF, Johnson's scruffiness is a perfect reflection of how he does things generally...

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is Boris in the army?

 

[gentlegreen]

Foot took far more care of his appearance.

 

[Dogsauce]

Foot took far more care of his appearance.

Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.

Indeed, and as someone who is unable to not be scruffy (I have an inbuilt rumpling field, I could crease plate armour) it would be hypocritical of me to call Boris a scruffy rumpled streak of piss stained cloth dressed as a man.

I'll focus on him being an absolute fuckhead and scumbucket.

 

[philosophical]

Moaning about the way Johnson looks is irrelevant.
He is a fucking Prince of Darkness, it is what he does and fails to do that counts.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think looking like a scruffy fuck in a video to the armed forces is something that could definitely give elements within the Tory party an additional stick to beat him with if they decide they've had enough. I don't think it's really relevant on here though.

 

[Plumdaff]

Indeed, and as someone who is unable to not be scruffy (I have an inbuilt rumpling field, I could crease plate armour) it would be hypocritical of me to call Boris a scruffy rumpled streak of piss stained cloth dressed as a man.

I'll focus on him being an absolute fuckhead and scumbucket.

There's a difference between being naturally scruffy and deliberately playing a scruffy character as part of your anti social irresponsible isn't everything a terrific wheeze grift.

 

[not a trot]

The fucking tree is better dressed.