PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character. But still don’t want to play that game of oh look at his silly hair, laughing at Trump’s tie, getting snooty about ketchup on steak etc. They feed us these things as a diversion.

The thing is that many people eg in the military do take these things seriously and see this behaviour as an insult.

 

[Badgers]

I think looking like a scruffy fuck in a video to the armed forces is something that could definitely give elements within the Tory party an additional stick to beat him with if they decide they've had enough. I don't think it's really relevant on here though.

Our 'brave boys' deserve better

 

[Badgers]

The thing is that many people eg in the military do take these things seriously and see this behaviour as an insult.

117% this

 

[Kaka Tim]

most people know how to dress appropriately - and johnson certainly does. the message that appearing at a formal event looking like an alcoholic hack after a three day bender sends is "i dont give a fuck about you" - which, i suppose, is sincere in its way.

 

[stavros]

Johnson’s is by design, fancying himself some kind of Dennis the Menace character.

Jacob Rees-Mogg is fairly easy to spot; which is Johnson?

 

[existentialist]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is fairly easy to spot; which is Johnson?

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For my money, Spotty is Sajid Javid, the goofy one at the back has to be Diminic Raab. No idea who "Teach" would be, though

 

[equationgirl]

For my money, Spotty is Sajid Javid, the goofy one at the back has to be Diminic Raab. No idea who "Teach" would be, though

The Speaker?

 

[Yossarian]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is fairly easy to spot; which is Johnson?

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Boris Johnson appears to be based on Fatty Fudge.

 

[Humberto]

A ridiculous excuse for a politician.

 

[Humberto]

But remember guys, it's only opinions.

 

[MrSki]

 

[BCBlues]

He'd actually fit well in This Country.



In fact, wasn't there a scarecrow competition in one episode.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Pickman's model]

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Clowning is a skilled profession whereas any auld shit can be a politician

 

[equationgirl]

Clowning is a skilled profession whereas any auld shit can be a politician

I'm not a fan of clowns but if I were a clown I think I'd be offended at the suggestion that politicians were clowns.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm not a fan of clowns but if I were a clown I think I'd be offended at the suggestion that politicians were clowns.

Boris Johnson is a clown of the pennywise variety

 

[two sheds]

I'm not a fan of clowns but if I were a clown I think I'd be offended at the suggestion that politicians were clowns.

I've removed my Like for the post

 

[equationgirl]

Boris Johnson is a clown of the pennywise variety

Shudder

 

[equationgirl]

I've removed my Like for the post

I appreciate that Mr Sheds, as I am sure do the clowns.

 

[Dystopiary]

That was - well, I guess he was not in the country.

 

[two sheds]

or was with someone he shouldn't be with

 

[Dystopiary]

or was with someone he shouldn't be with

But his wife just had a ba - oh yeah, this is Boris bloody Johnson.

 

[equationgirl]

But his wife just had a ba - oh yeah, this is Boris bloody Johnson.

Yeah, like the words wife and baby mean anything to Boris.

 

[extra dry]

There needs to be a revolution, 2022 adds up to 6, which as you all know is a revolultionairey number.

 

[MrSki]

That was - well, I guess he was not in the country.

 

[scalyboy]

Boris Johnson is a clown of the pennywise variety

Or the John Wayne Gacy type of clown, given the number of Covid deaths he's been responsible for

 

[equationgirl]

Or the John Wayne Gacy type of clown, given the number of Covid deaths he's been responsible for

Double shudder.

I've read a lot about serial killers and see a stupid amount of documentaries and can just about watch stuff about Gacy but he is creepy as fuck and scares the bejesus out of me.

 

[not-bono-ever]

So where has this lazy fuck been then ? Blates not at work. He’s fucking lying 4sure

 

[iveivan]

So where has this lazy fuck been then ? Blates not at work. He’s fucking lying 4sure

And which dodgy person paid for the holiday?

 

[teqniq]

Quelle surprise:

Anger at reports Boris Johnson to be cleared by flat refurbishment probe

Standards adviser expected to criticise PM’s conduct but conclude he did not breach ministerial code

www.independent.co.uk