PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Smangus]

Dealing with Parliamentary Business ................................................... 0.5 hours
Arranging PPE contracts for donors ..................................................... 27.5 hours
Meetings to advise companies of confidential upcoming legislation .... 39 hours

You missed out the 3 hours a day boozy lunching, sorry - networking.

 

[Storm Fox]

Dealing with Parliamentary Business ................................................... 0.5 hours
Arranging PPE contracts for donors ..................................................... 27.5 hours
Meetings to advise companies of confidential upcoming legislation .... 39 hours

Seeing Christopher Chope fuck it up for them ....................Timeless

 

[kabbes]

I always appreciate the irony of somebody misspelling “careful”

 

[Artaxerxes]

Laura K really has no shame.

 

[Supine]

Laura K really has no shame.

I was fuming when i read that earlier.

 

[bluescreen]

'Hard to understate the anger'? So they're not angry at all then?
/pedantry

 

[DaveCinzano]

'Hard to understate the anger'? So they're not angry at all then?
/pedantry

Not really details people until it comes to making sure the perks and exes are flowing in

 

[Wilf]

Scum

Stanley Johnson accused of inappropriately touching senior Conservative MP

And of course Boris Johnson was accused of 'groping' - aka sexually assaulting - a journalist in 1999.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

 

[Sue]

I absolutely fucking hate the term 'handsy'. (Which by my recollection only came into general use quite recently -- maybe in the last five(?) years).

Makes it sound a bit whimsical and slightly amusing and like it's just one of those things. Let's call a groper a groper. Or molester/sexual assaulter would also work. FFS.

 

[Wilf]

I absolutely fucking hate the term 'handsy'. (Which by my recollection only came into general use quite recently -- maybe in the last five(?) years).

Makes it sound a bit whimsical and slightly amusing and like it's just one of those things. Let's call a groper a groper. Or molester/sexual assaulter would also work. FFS.

Yep, it's an almost perfect form of positioning for anyone who doesn't really want to do anything about sexual violence. Calling someone 'handsy' allows the caller to be simultaneously critical of the groper, whilst also transforming the whole thing into a bit of laddishness.

 

[Sue]

Yep, it's an almost perfect form of positioning for anyone who doesn't really want to do anything about sexual violence. Calling someone 'handsy' allows the caller to be simultaneously critical of the groper, whilst also transforming the whole thing into a bit of laddishness.

Not really critical though. More like slightly disapproving.

 

[Wilf]

Not really critical though. More like slightly disapproving.

Yeah, I didn't put that very well. It's superficially critical whilst also being pally and cut from the same cloth.

See also tactile. Yuk.

 

[pug]

Yep, it's an almost perfect form of positioning for anyone who doesn't really want to do anything about sexual violence. Calling someone 'handsy' allows the caller to be simultaneously critical of the groper, whilst also transforming the whole thing into a bit of laddishness.

Makes me think of cutting their hands off as a potential solution though probably not a good idea really.

 

[equationgirl]

Makes me think of cutting their hands off as a potential solution though probably not a good idea really.

Oh I don't know, I think it would make a lot of other charming, tactile, handsy sex pests think twice about doing similar if a few examples were made.

 

[equationgirl]

Let's face it, there's a certain class of man that think droit de seigneur is still their God given right.

 

[stdP]

I absolutely fucking hate the term 'handsy'. (Which by my recollection only came into general use quite recently -- maybe in the last five(?) years).

Makes it sound a bit whimsical and slightly amusing and like it's just one of those things. Let's call a groper a groper. Or molester/sexual assaulter would also work. FFS.

Definitely not a recent thing - I recall it being used in the 90s and the implied meaning was always "for fucks sake don't find yourself (or leave anyone else alone) in their company because they're a mosquito's fart away from a crime scene". "Grope" and derivations thereof was considered rather old-hat and whimsical...

Not that I think it's a great surprise that the father of a priapic twat is also handsy, groping twat and Boris is definitely someone I wouldn't leave anyone alone with.

I've not caught up with it yet but apparently there's been some drama in PMQs today...?

 

[Sue]

Definitely not a recent thing - I recall it being used in the 90s and the implied meaning was always "for fucks sake don't find yourself (or leave anyone else alone) in their company because they're a mosquito's fart away from a crime scene". "Grope" and derivations thereof was considered rather old-hat and whimsical...

Not that I think it's a great surprise that the father of a priapic twat is also handsy, groping twat and Boris is definitely someone I wouldn't leave anyone alone with.

I've not caught up with it yet but apparently there's been some drama in PMQs today...?

Ah, I'd certainly never heard it till pretty recently. We used to use much more straightforward terms then (and still do).

 

[bluescreen]

A friend in Oxford at the same time as Johnson was at Balliol was warned he was NSIT (not safe in taxis).

 

[Pickman's model]

A friend in Oxford at the same time as Johnson was at Balliol was warned he was NSIT (not safe in taxis).

It's a pity he wasn't in a certain cab the other day

 

[Badgers]

I recall the term 'he is an octopus'

 

[pesh]

Cocktopus.

 

[brogdale]

Sex offender?

 

[agricola]

It's a pity he wasn't in a certain cab the other day

TBF that was going to a maternity hospital, not taking someone as far away from it as possible.

 

[MrSki]

I've not caught up with it yet but apparently there's been some drama in PMQs today...?

Not just PMQs but he got some more shit in front of the Select Committee.

 

[brogdale]

Not just PMQs but he got some more shit in front of the Select Committee.

I suspect Johnson's most exacting, and potentially damaging, appearance of the day was before the 1922 committee.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Artaxerxes]

20 more years of Johnson then

 

[equationgirl]

I'm hoping he'll be joining the penguin's imminently...

 

[Puddy_Tat]