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One Swiss dinosaur in Polly Gosling's anorak hood
He looks way better here than your average bag of semi-sentient puke and I've definitely regurgitated far uglier and less morally upstanding half-digested silage heaps than this.
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He looks way better here than your average bag of semi-sentient puke and I've definitely regurgitated far uglier and less morally upstanding half-digested silage heaps than this.
LeytonCatLady
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The apple didn't fall far from the tree...
weepiper
I fix the machines that fight climate change
Surprised anyone could be surprised that Stanley Johnson is a cunt to women after this story
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Boris Johnson's dad Stanley 'broke wife's nose in domestic incident'
A bombshell book titled The Gambler, by author Tom Bower, alleges Stanley Johnson broke the nose of his wife - Boris's mum - in a 'one off incident'
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andysays
Love and solidarity
There's now a second accusation of inappropriate contact at another Tory party conference, according to the BBC website.Surprised anyone could be surprised that Stanley Johnson is a cunt to women after this story
Boris Johnson's dad Stanley 'broke wife's nose in domestic incident'
A bombshell book titled The Gambler, by author Tom Bower, alleges Stanley Johnson broke the nose of his wife - Boris's mum - in a 'one off incident'
Johnson senior certainly appears to be involved in quite a few "one off incidents", doesn't he...
Talk about brassneck...
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Hope the other side choose to popcorn him themselves, and introduce an amendment banning MPs from being paid for journalistic activities.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
#worldbeating
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
The faintest wiff-waff of cordite
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
the spaffing of brains on the prime ministerial flat wall
LeytonCatLady
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Serene
Slightly disgruntled
Casual misogyny has always been present in Tory Cabinets, though Johnson did recently tell his chums to pat the Women on the head rather than the árse. Johnson sometimes tries to get out of being called misogynistic by claiming to like the Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, " the one with the bushy eyebrows ". Goves glasses steam up when Women bend over. They need a Hattie Jaques at number 10 to go around as Matron and thwart Johnson from pursuing the secretaries. Send Polly Toynbee in and let them fight it out.Surprised anyone could be surprised that Stanley Johnson is a cunt to women after this story
Boris Johnson's dad Stanley 'broke wife's nose in domestic incident'
A bombshell book titled The Gambler, by author Tom Bower, alleges Stanley Johnson broke the nose of his wife - Boris's mum - in a 'one off incident'
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Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
When asked about the allegations, cunt the elder replied , ' I have no recollection of that, hey ho there you go, thanks' .
Arrogant fucking wife beating piece of filth.
Arrogant fucking wife beating piece of filth.
LeytonCatLady
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"Cunt the Elder"
How dare you plebs insult the 'Minister for the Union'. Show your gratitude! He's single handedly keeping the UK together. And ofcourse he deserves every penny of the £10 million for the 'job' !
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Money for nothing – corrupt Johnson pockets another £10 million - Anarchist Communist Group
Revelations of establishment corruption are coming out every day. One of the latest we at the ACG are aware of involves the Prime Minister Boris Johnson. How is this for corruption - The Prime Minister has been allotted 10 million quid to run a new government department that doesn’t really...
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
The party are absolutely fuming tonight because Boris has attempted to get ahead of labour and put forward some ideas about limiting second jobs and aired them without consulting anyone else.
This is the point where knives start getting sharpened behind doors
This is the point where knives start getting sharpened behind doors
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Hitting them in the pockets will make them angrier than anything else
"Should we have timesheets"
Yes you fucking should because guess how many hoops and forms the average fucking contractor, let alone unemployed person has to go through, you cunts.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Dealing with Parliamentary Business ................................................... 0.5 hours
Arranging PPE contracts for donors ..................................................... 27.5 hours
Meetings to advise companies of confidential upcoming legislation .... 39 hours
Arranging PPE contracts for donors ..................................................... 27.5 hours
Meetings to advise companies of confidential upcoming legislation .... 39 hours
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I have to do a fucking timesheet, they should too.
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