PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[existentialist]

UK is not a corrupt country, says Boris Johnson

The PM argues that politicians face "tough" standards rule, amid concerns about MPs' second jobs.

www.bbc.co.uk

'UK is not a corrupt country' says Boris Johnson. I can only assume the second line they've left off was '...but I'm working on it.'

When the PM needs to start telling people that the country isn't corrupt...

 

[two sheds]

Only when exposed to great heat. The kind of heat one might encounter in a burning at the stake...

Ah well, swings and roundabouts.

burning the steak?

 

[existentialist]

burning the steak?

Steak is generally quite lean, isn't it?

 

[equationgirl]

Steak is generally quite lean, isn't it?

Depends on the cut of meat used. Even fillet (leanest cut) would burn eventually.

 

[existentialist]

Depends on the cut of meat used. Even fillet (leanest cut) would burn eventually.

I think the blubber would be well alight before then

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

When the PM needs to start telling people that the country isn't corrupt...

It's the usual flag waving stuff isn't it, to try and dodge the point that the question isn't 'is the country corrupt' it's more 'are you and your sleazy mates corrupt?'

 

[equationgirl]

I think the blubber would be well alight before then

Wouldn't blubber be turned into useful fat products a la Victorian times?

 

[existentialist]

Wouldn't blubber be turned into useful fat products a la Victorian times?

I guess it depends on how well organised the burning at the stake is...

 

[equationgirl]

I guess it depends on how well organised the burning at the stake is...

It could be very, very organised. The penguins like efficiency.

 

[bluescreen]

When the PM needs to start telling people that the country isn't corrupt...

When he volunteers the information without the subject even having been raised

 

[brogdale]

This is a good response to the blustercunt's arrogant posturing about the UK not being corrupt:

Today that has triggered a rebuke from an anti-corruption adviser to the Nigerian government. In an interview with Finance Uncovered, an investigative journalism website, Prof Sadiq Isah Radda, who heads the presidential advisory committee against corruption in Nigeria, said that the UK was a “tangential enabler” for corruption and that London was “the most notorious safe haven for looted funds in the world today”. He explained:

Swims in other people's blood and sweat.

 

[two sheds]

This is a good response to the blustercunt's arrogant posturing about the UK not being corrupt:



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Swims in other people's blood and sweat.

Too right. The league table showing that the UK is a relatively corruption free society is also I'd say skewed because there are a lot fewer bribes paid here than some countries. It's the fuckers at the top that are making all the corrupt money.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The London property market is a slush fund

 

[two sheds]

There was an international report a year or so ago saying that corrupt purchases were a major reason for house prices in London being as high as they are. Private Eye has been banging on for years about the points the Nigerian professor made.

 

[Pickman's model]

Too right. The league table showing that the UK is a relatively corruption free society is also I'd say skewed because there are a lot fewer bribes paid here than some countries. It's the fuckers at the top that are making all the corrupt money.

they bribed the league table designers

 

[elbows]

Or at the very least the standards themselves are corrupted via a deliberate narrowness of angle.

 

[Chilli.s]

It's the stuff that isn't illegal but is corrupt that's the problem. The laundering of money that criminals from round the world stole then brought here to leave sat in the form of property owned by companies. It has always been the way, banks turn a blind eye.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or at the very least the standards themselves are corrupted via a deliberate narrowness of angle.

caused by an influx of funds into the designer's coffers

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[elbows]

Have you reworked this into penguins eat out Johnsons eyes to help out yet?

 

[not-bono-ever]

There are few bribes handed over in London, it’s just the destination of choice for launderers due to the laxity of the system and the no questions asked self regulation going on . I have banged in before about how gerrymandered the and unregulated housing market is, supported by clean billions flowing in. It’s a fucking travesty. These fuckers don’t bother setting up a florists or a tanning salon like the good old honest British criminals

 

[not-bono-ever]

For anyone interest , check out the Basel AML annual report for the rankings. UK scores highly in the good side .make of that what you will

 

[elbows]

Basel faulty.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Schmetterling]

From Popbitch

Who's asking what this week?​

While everyone is busy investigating MPs' second jobs, which political figure has been quietly catching up with Boris, sowing the early seeds of a third family?​

 

[Badgers]

How can any #ToryScum voter not hang their heads in shame?

 

[Pickman's model]

How can any #ToryScum voter not hang their heads in shame?

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They can redeem themselves by hanging the prime minister and his cabinet

 

[Badgers]

They can redeem themselves by hanging the prime minister and his cabinet

If they hang themselves afterwards that would be ideal

 

[Pickman's model]

If they hang themselves afterwards that would be ideal

 

[elbows]