PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ViolentPanda]

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Such a shame none of Johnson's advisers explained that holding a chord ABOVE the capo is utterly pointless, thus reflecting the man himself.

 

[Argonia]

He's so pointless he's a BBC gameshow hosted by Armstrong and Osman

 

[maomao]

Such a shame none of Johnson's advisers explained that holding a chord ABOVE the capo is utterly pointless, thus reflecting the man himself.

If you were picking open strings and just wanted to hold the guitar at the right angle it would be fine.

 

[Badgers]

Nurse who cared for Boris Johnson resigns over ‘lack of respect’ for NHS workers | NHS | The Guardian

Jenny McGee, who kept vigil by PM’s bedside when he was sick with Covid, derides government’s handling of pandemic

amp.theguardian.com

“We’re not getting the respect and now pay that we deserve. I’m just sick of it. So I’ve handed in my resignation,” said McGee, referring to the government’s proposed 1% pay rise for NHS staff, which unions have described as a “kick in the teeth”.

She was also critical of the government’s handling of the Covid crisis, adding: “Lots of nurses felt that the government hadn’t led very effectively – the indecisiveness, so many mixed messages. It was just very upsetting.”

 

[Pickman's model]

Nurse who cared for Boris Johnson resigns over ‘lack of respect’ for NHS workers | NHS | The Guardian

Jenny McGee, who kept vigil by PM’s bedside when he was sick with Covid, derides government’s handling of pandemic

amp.theguardian.com

Perhaps instead of clapping for our health worker heroes Boris Johnson might offer every nurse in the country as well as every doctor and consultant a chance to give him a kick in the teeth. They could be driven to London in a cavalcade of coaches and lined up, socially distant, from downing street to hyde park corner and thence up park lane and edgware road and then in kilburn along quex road

 

[existentialist]

Perhaps instead of clapping for our health worker heroes Boris Johnson might offer every nurse in the country as well as every doctor and consultant a chance to give him a kick in the teeth. They could be driven to London in a cavalcade of coaches and lined up, socially distant, from downing street to hyde park corner and thence up park lane and edgware road and then in kilburn along quex road

It's going to get a bit tricky when the queue reaches the M25, though...

 

[Pickman's model]

It's going to get a bit tricky when the queue reaches the M25, though...

Good point. To ease congestion other members of the cabinet will have to proffer their teeth for kicks too

 

[BillRiver]

Good point. To ease congestion other members of the cabinet will have to proffer their teeth for kicks too

Spread out around the country so as not to be too London-centric.

 

[Pickman's model]

Spread out around the country so as not to be too London-centric.

Perhaps they could be taken to Hadrian's wall and forever after it'd be known as the red wall

 

[Petcha]

Nurse who cared for Boris Johnson resigns over ‘lack of respect’ for NHS workers | NHS | The Guardian

Jenny McGee, who kept vigil by PM’s bedside when he was sick with Covid, derides government’s handling of pandemic

amp.theguardian.com

Brilliant. So we've cut off our supplies of EU nurses and now we're losing the antipodeans to the Caribbean as they just cant be arsed with this shitshow any longer. And we have what, 50,000 nursing vacancies?

 

[Petcha]

My other half's a nurse. She said this nurse would have been a prized asset, with many years of training - there would only have been a few thousand that qualified in the country.. And I'm sure she's just one of many..

 

[ruffneck23]

 

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Probably been posted but worth seeing again.

 

[Pickman's model]

Probably been posted but worth seeing again.

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i understand george osborne's had something of a rift with his family after sporting a badge saying 'hang boris not wallpaper'

 

[Pickman's model]

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like something out of one of those auld viz photo stories

 

[Raheem]

i understand george osborne's had something of a rift with his family after sporting a badge saying 'hang boris not wallpaper'

I presume they accused him of being all talk.

 

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[Pickman's model]

a senior minister who wants to stay a senior minister i suspect

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[glitch hiker]

a senior minister who wants to stay a senior minister i suspect

I'd love to think he'll reshuffle Patel to head the Catholic Inquisition but she's overqualified

 

[brogdale]

Johnson.

 

[MrSki]

Johnson.

Yeah agreed but surprisingly I didn't write it.

 

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Johnson.

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[MrSki]

 

[teqniq]

Dickhead:

 

[glitch hiker]

I can't read what that badge says

 

[teqniq]

I can't read what that badge says

Clearer here?



or maybe here?

 

[maomao]

I can't read what that badge says

United Kingdom cabinet something something?