PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Humberto]

Cunning, opportunistic, but utterly lacking in giving a fuck about about people they are supposed to help. They would laugh at me for saying as much.

 

[Humberto]

I almost feel sad for opposing him cos he's like a kid with a train set, and nanny was a bit mean to him.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

I almost feel sad for opposing him cos he's like a kid with a train set, and nanny was a bit mean to him.

That just gave him a nanny fetish

 

[Pickman's model]

the sad eyes of the child..


this man ruins the country

Cfu

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson refuses to deny he asked Conservative donors to pay for his child's nanny

Boris Johnson is accused of "trying to hide his attempts to fund his lifestyle through secret payments from Tory donors."

www.businessinsider.com

Boris Johnson has refused to deny asking Conservative donors to pay for his child's nanny, dismissing questions over his alleged attempts to secretly fund his lifestyle through donations, a "Westminster bubble" issue.

According to the Sunday Times, an unidentified Conservative donor had complained about being approached to pay for Johnson's childcare arrangements.

 

[Badgers]

The donor reportedly said that: "I don't mind paying for leaflets but I resent being asked to pay to literally wipe the prime minister's baby's bottom."

FFS

 

[Badgers]

Forcing his MPs to vote against free school meals and making stealth cuts to schools at the same time as asking Tory donors to pay for his own childcare.

He is a character isn't he eh? eh?

 

[not a trot]

Forcing his MPs to vote against free school meals and making stealth cuts to schools at the same time as asking Tory donors to pay for his own childcare.

He is a character isn't he eh? eh?

I'd expect any Tory to act in a similar manner.

 

[stavros]

Heh.

Son: "Dad, I don't like the cone; where shall I stick it?"
Father: "Well..."

 

[Espresso]

He looks like a poor man's Tony Manero in that photo.

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson wrongly cleared over Covid contracts, say MPs | Boris Johnson | The Guardian

Cross-party group calls for action against PM for misleading Commons over multibillion-pound deals<br>

amp.theguardian.com

A cross-party group of MPs has pushed for formal action against Boris Johnson for allegedly misleading the Commons over the transparency of Covid contracts, saying the cabinet secretary, Simon Case, incorrectly cleared the prime minister of wrongdoing.

In a letter to Case the three MPs, who are working with the Good Law Project, said it was “abundantly clear” Johnson had breached the ministerial code by telling parliament on 22 February that details of multibillion-pound Covid-19 government contracts were “on the record for everybody to see ”./QUOTE]

 

[quiet guy]

Dad you said there'd be some live entertainment on, not some scruffy bastard doing the YMCA

 

[Pickman's model]

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Dad you said there'd be some live entertainment on, not some scruffy bastard doing the YMCA

This is one man they wish wasn't staying alive

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

Forcing his MPs to vote against free school meals and making stealth cuts to schools at the same time as asking Tory donors to pay for his own childcare.

He is a character isn't he eh? eh?

He'll find it's personality that goes a long way. Pity he isn't in the back of a car on a bumpy road with Vincent Vega covering him with a pistol

 

[vanya]

Captain Ska on our Glorious Leader

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson urged to call off Tory threats to watchdog probing ‘cash for cushions’

Tories accused of ‘bullying’ Electoral Commission

www.independent.co.uk

This is just one part of a concerted strategy by the Tories to remove scrutiny and proper accountability,” she said.

“The Conservative government must make a clear statement revoking these threats.”

Ed Davey, the Liberal Democrat leader, has also written to Ms Milling, warning that while the commission’s investigation is underway “it would be entirely improper for you to continue to make threats regarding its future”.

 

[MrSki]

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

If Dr Evil bribed Johnson with a 3 month holiday to the moon, the tories would probably get to 60% in the polls in England, such is the nations craven worship of the upper class and corruption.

 

[MrSki]

Why couldn't the cunt just use a train?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Why couldn't the cunt just use a train?

Because they fucking suck in this country due to decades of fuckery

 

[not-bono-ever]

This ID for voting bollocks if true is proper dog whistle racism. The dirty underhand fuckers

 

[Pickman's model]

This ID for voting bollocks if true is proper dog whistle racism. The dirty underhand fuckers

but of course it might fuel a rise in election days muggings of tories as right wing voters on their way to the poll are relieved of their photo id, thus depriving them of the chance to support johnson

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[quiet guy]

Just cause nearly every review has gone against them, they set about removing the legal challenge. Absolute fuckers

 

[elbows]

Johnson has a county court judgement against him, £535 of unpaid debt.

No 10 seeks to cancel county court debt judgement against Boris Johnson

The claim - made against the PM over an alleged unpaid debt of £535 - is without merit, says Downing Street.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Bailiffs where are fucking bailiffs when you want them? Take his personals and sell them and when they don't meet the £535 + expenses go back for more

Not sure how I missed that in Private Eye though.

 

[flypanam]

Johnson has a county court judgement against him, £535 of unpaid debt.

No 10 seeks to cancel county court debt judgement against Boris Johnson

The claim - made against the PM over an alleged unpaid debt of £535 - is without merit, says Downing Street.

www.bbc.co.uk

As Lin Yutang pondered “when small men cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set”