PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[stavros]

Johnson has a county court judgement against him, £535 of unpaid debt.

No 10 seeks to cancel county court debt judgement against Boris Johnson

The claim - made against the PM over an alleged unpaid debt of £535 - is without merit, says Downing Street.

www.bbc.co.uk

You could barely buy a decent sofa cushion for that.

 

[Orang Utan]

You could barely buy a decent sofa cushion for that.

A postage stamp sample of wallpaper

 

[Pickman's model]

You could barely buy a decent sofa cushion for that.

you could buy loads of decent pillows for that, more than enough to suffocate our atrocious prime minister

 

[Sue]

you could buy loads of decent pillows for that, more than enough to suffocate our atrocious prime minister

You would only need one tbf.

 

[Pickman's model]

You would only need one tbf.

sure you could fit a dozen down his capacious throat

 

[Dystopiary]

Boris Johnson almost always voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Boris Johnson almost always voted for a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

He almost always voted for reducing the rate of corporation tax

Consistently voted for mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Generally voted against measures to prevent climate change

Was consistently a horrible human being


I know there are all these reasons that people better at political and social analysis than me seem to understand, but it pains and angers me that people keep voting for the greedy, lying, hypocritcal, egocentric fraud of a man and his grotesque ilk.

 

[steveo87]

Boris Johnson almost always voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Boris Johnson almost always voted for a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

He almost always voted for reducing the rate of corporation tax

Consistently voted for mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Generally voted against measures to prevent climate change

Was consistently a horrible human being


I know there are all these reasons that people better at political and social analysis than me seem to understand, but it pains and angers me that people keep voting for the greedy, lying, hypocritcal, egocentric fraud of a man and his grotesque ilk.

Because if you don't engage with the politics if him, or take hime at face value, he's just a big lovable oaf who 'tells it like it is'.

 

[Dystopiary]

Because if you don't engage with the politics if him, or take hime at face value, he's just a big lovable oaf who 'tells it like it is'.

Innit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Boris Johnson almost always voted against paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Boris Johnson almost always voted for a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

He almost always voted for reducing the rate of corporation tax

Consistently voted for mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Generally voted against measures to prevent climate change

Was consistently a horrible human being


I know there are all these reasons that people better at political and social analysis than me seem to understand, but it pains and angers me that people keep voting for the greedy, lying, hypocritcal, egocentric fraud of a man and his grotesque ilk.

His supporters would say he votes according to his conscience

 

[brogdale]

So crass that it draws a "WTF" from Prof Tim Bale...



The measure of the man.

 

[Espresso]

I see he's had his CCJ quashed.
Go on; you're surprised, aren't you?

 

[Calamity1971]

I see he's had his CCJ quashed.
Go on; you're surprised, aren't you?

Fucks sake.

 

[MrSki]

I see he's had his CCJ quashed.
Go on; you're surprised, aren't you?

Courts with a massive backlog but somehow manage this in a day?

Still in other news.

 

[Pickman's model]

Courts with a massive backlog but somehow manage this in a day?

Still in other news.

The trip was to test his plan for scarpering from London, codenamed operation nicolae

 

[MrSki]

The trip was to test his plan for scarpering from London, codenamed operation nicolae

From a guess at the picture he is not only using JCB's private jet to fly him around but their copter too. Could be wrong about JCBC standing for JCB copter though.

 

[Pickman's model]

From a guess at the picture he is not only using JCB's private jet to fly him around but their copter too. Could be wrong about JCBC standing for JCB copter though.

Full call sign m-jcbc

 

[stavros]

I'm not surprised the judge threw it out.

 

[quiet guy]

JCBC - just call Boris a cunt

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

#JohnsonVariant

Trending on Twotter

 

[spitfire]

From a guess at the picture he is not only using JCB's private jet to fly him around but their copter too. Could be wrong about JCBC standing for JCB copter though.

You're right.

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www.planelogger.com

 

[Badgers]

PM’s ex lover Jennifer Arcuri 'pens TV drama based on their sexual escapades'

Boris Johnson's former lover Jennifer Arcuri has reportedly penned a show inspired by their four-year affair, with Netflix, Amazon and Disney+ apparently interested in the programme

www.mirror.co.uk

Boris Johnson's former lover Jennifer Arcuri has reportedly penned a show inspired by their four-year affair, with Netflix, Amazon and Disney+ apparently interested in the programme

 

[MrSki]

 

[two sheds]

PM’s ex lover Jennifer Arcuri 'pens TV drama based on their sexual escapades'

Boris Johnson's former lover Jennifer Arcuri has reportedly penned a show inspired by their four-year affair, with Netflix, Amazon and Disney+ apparently interested in the programme

www.mirror.co.uk

I try to avoid horror films

 

[existentialist]

I try to avoid horror films

Well, if it's to be porn, it's going to be pretty niche...

 

[Artaxerxes]

PM’s ex lover Jennifer Arcuri 'pens TV drama based on their sexual escapades'

Boris Johnson's former lover Jennifer Arcuri has reportedly penned a show inspired by their four-year affair, with Netflix, Amazon and Disney+ apparently interested in the programme

www.mirror.co.uk

Christ.

 

[brogdale]

Christ.

on a bike.

 

[existentialist]

Christ.

Now, that would be niche porn

ETA: adds a whole new meaning to "Second Coming"

 

[JimW]

Disney probably the best fit, they have a good track record with the unlikely adventures of cartoon figures.