PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[glitch hiker]

United Kingdom cabinet something something?

So it just says Prime Minister?

 

[Pickman's model]

Just like prince andrew, the sweating bit

 

[Pickman's model]

Disgraced Prime Minister de Pfeffel Johnson

I look forward to reading that his last appearance in print was on the list of ingredients on a bag of penguin feed

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Dogsauce]

what is the point of stuff like this? Is it supposed to convince people not to like or trust him? Just seems like an utter waste of time to me, no case is actually made against him.

 

[MrSki]

what is the point of stuff like this? Is it supposed to convince people not to like or trust him? Just seems like an utter waste of time to me, no case is actually made against him.

I doubt it sets out to convince anyone but might just make someone think about it. People often say they are not influenced by adverts but if that was the case advertising would not be a multi billion pound business & Brexit would never have happened.

 

[Dogsauce]

I doubt it sets out to convince anyone but might just make someone think about it. People often say they are not influenced by adverts but if that was the case advertising would not be a multi billion pound business & Brexit would never have happened.

I doubt it will do that. You can probably hit quite hard with the 1% for nurses, 100,000 dead, corruption, 700 quid wallpaper and so on. Claiming he has ‘the moral empathy of bacteria’ is just shallow name-calling that will turn nobody. Weak meme.

 

[two sheds]

Dickhead:

I wonder whether they've all got them. Reminds them what their job is perhaps, or to convince other people because otherwise they wouldn't be believed.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I've heard of Poundland fascism, but I see Peacocks have had a go.

 

[Ground Elder]

Do they have to buy the uniforms out of their first month's wages?

 

[two sheds]

They'll doubtless soon start awarding themselves medals and sewing rows of ribbons across their chests.

 

[Badgers]

 

[BCBlues]

Is that Dominic Cummings making the delivery

 

[existentialist]

I've heard of Poundland fascism, but I see Peacocks have had a go.

I suppose that one thing we can't criticise her for is getting some kind of expensively-tailored State Boot Boy garment: she looks like a big bag of spuds, done up in that.

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose that one thing we can't criticise her for is getting some kind of expensively-tailored State Boot Boy garment: she looks like a big bag of spuds, done up in that.

Bullets won't get through that many jacket spuds

 

[Pickman's model]

Should have ordered them all at once and forced them down Johnson's gullet to make pm liver pate

 

[andysays]

Is that Dominic Cummings making the delivery

At least whoever it is is on a bike

 

[andysays]

I suppose that one thing we can't criticise her for is getting some kind of expensively-tailored State Boot Boy garment: she looks like a big bag of spuds, done up in that.

It looks like the "Home Secretary" tag is stuck on (crooked) with a bit of velcro, so maybe she's expected to get a new role in the near future and wouldn't want her Mum to have to sew on a new label

 

[Jay Park]

It looks like the "Home Secretary" tag is stuck on (crooked) with a bit of velcro, so maybe she's expected to get a new role in the near future and wouldn't want her Mum to have to sew on a new label

Do you also think it's gone to her head?

 

[Fairweather]

I've heard of Poundland fascism, but I see Peacocks have had a go.

She’s smirking because it’s been recycled from dingies that sunk in the English Channel.

 

[Badgers]

Dominic Cummings evidence could settle Boris Johnson’s fate

Analysis: Westminster eagerly awaits as former aide prepares to spill beans on key Covid decisions

www.theguardian.com

#thiswillgowell

 

[Cerv]

is Johnson's faux outrage today at the lapse in ethical standards at the BBC anything other than sour grapes that he didn't think to try the same trick during his odious career as a journalist?

 

[BillRiver]

is Johnson's faux outrage today at the lapse in ethical standards at the BBC anything other than sour grapes that he didn't think to try the same trick during his odious career as a journalist?

That, or his scorn that they got caught and he (mostly) didn't.

 

[teuchter]

what is the point of stuff like this? Is it supposed to convince people not to like or trust him? Just seems like an utter waste of time to me, no case is actually made against him.

Yes, it's the kind of low wattage Facebook rubbish I come here to try and avoid.

 

[two sheds]

Gives Murdoch et al an excuse to kick the BBC to reduce competition, ignoring the fact that the redtops were much, much worse.

 

[teqniq]

Gives Murdoch et al an excuse to kick the BBC to reduce competition, ignoring the fact that the redtops were much, much worse.

I've a feeling that this 'story' has been wheeled out to distract from the Daniel Morgan report which is highly likely to be critical of the Murdoch press.

 

[not a trot]

Hope a few extras were added to the ingredients.

 

[glitch hiker]

Hope a few extras were added to the ingredients.

You fucking would, wouldn't you. No one would know nor think less of you