PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Mation]

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[Dogsauce]

I mean, yeah, it probably won't. But it's a cheering thought all the same.

not really, given the whole way people like Trump and Johnson succeed is by very publicly playing outside of the rules, sticking it to those petty bureaucrats and stuffy lawyer types. Posh lawyers having a go at them just feeds the brand, so not sure how good a strategy this is. They're popular because they play the role of ‘the cop who gets results by bending the rules’ or the gobby kid at school answering back at the teacher. Anti-authority authoriatians.

 

[Orang Utan]

Is there nothing on this thread about things because of, you know, things..?

Pardon?

 

[Orang Utan]

I looked at Johnson’s wiki page and under children it says ‘at least 6’

 

[Saul Goodman]

I looked at Johnson’s wiki page and under children it says ‘at least 6’

I was looking at Prince Andrew's wiki page, and under 'Children' it says 'None since Jeffrey's demise.'

 

[Mation]

Pardon?

Nothing!

 

[Saul Goodman]

Nothing!

Oh, you mean the thing where he did that thing? (Or didn't)

 

[Mation]

Oh, you mean the thing where he did that thing? (Or didn't)

Perhaps. in a limited and specific way.

 

[maomao]

I dont understand the whole injunction thing. Newspapers etc. are given lists of injunctions so they know what they're not allowed to talk about. How can that apply to bulletin boards etc?

 

[two sheds]

Said before: we're on double secret probation

 

[tim]

Pardon?

Above your pay grade, I'm afraid.

 

[Orang Utan]

Above your pay grade, I'm afraid.

pompous wanker

 

[tim]

pompous wanker

Never a truer word uttered in jest!

 

[existentialist]

I w

Never a truer word uttered in jest!

I'm not sure it was uttered in jest

 

[Supine]

I dont understand the whole injunction thing. Newspapers etc. are given lists of injunctions so they know what they're not allowed to talk about. How can that apply to bulletin boards etc?

I've thought that before. If you aren't informed about it how can you be expected to comply.

Maybe Ed is sitting on a huge list of secret injunctions. He wouldn't admit it to us though!

 

[equationgirl]

I've thought that before. If you aren't informed about it how can you be expected to comply.

Maybe Ed is sitting on a huge list of secret injunctions. He wouldn't admit it to us though!

There's probably a special injunctions thread in the secret mods forum.

 

[Pickman's model]

There's probably a special injunctions thread in the secret mods forum.

It's not that special

 

[equationgirl]

It's not that special

You're not a mod, how would you know what's in the secret forum? Hmm?

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're not a mod, how would you know what's in the secret forum? Hmm?

You don't need to be a mod, you just need an invite.

 

[Pickman's model]

You're not a mod, how would you know what's in the secret forum? Hmm?

* taps nose *

 

[klang]

You can negotiate time-limited access to secret forums as an exchange for snitching.

 

[Raheem]

They do it for snitching as well? I feel so stupid.

 

[Artaxerxes]

“Have you or anyone you know ever been a member of Urban75?”

 

[Pickman's model]

You can negotiate time-limited access to secret forums as an exchange for snitching.

In my case I sent editor a case of montepulciano, a wine he prizes above all others

 

[MrSki]

I think the fiddler/fiddling story is now being reported in foreign press so worth having a look there.

 

[brogdale]

Xander has the hair line of a wrong'un...and here he is sneering at the baying masses...

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Pickman's model]

Xander has the hair line of a wrong'un...and here he is sneering at the baying masses...

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he looks like auric goldfinger with longer hair
but without goldfinger's wit, charm and intelligence

 

[brogdale]

he looks like auric goldfinger with longer hair
but without goldfinger's wit, charm and intelligence

Some wag on twatter just had it as..."imagine surviving Covid to be murdered by Ed Miliband"

 

[Artaxerxes]

Ok, have the Conservative party been reading Urban 75 posts?