PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[quiet guy]

 

[brogdale]

Heard someone on the radio this morning, in a discussion about HS2, use the phrase shovel ready about some alternative infrastructure projects...and I suddenly thought of this thread...if ever a politician were shovel ready...

 

[two sheds]

I'm waiting for him to describe his coronavirus policy as Coffin ready.

 

[2hats]

Driver of government clown car belatedly realises all the panels and parts have fallen off.

 

[pesh]

even the app is telling him to jog on

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Nothing is going to force him out any time soon is it. The only reason you'd think so is some sort of 'all the sensible Tory MPs will come round to sensible thinking' Guardian fantasy. I could see Jonathan Freedland banging out a shit article or two suggesting it, that's how unlikely it is to happen.

Well I was miles out with that one. It was actually Martin Kettle: Boris Johnson is floundering, and his majority may not save him | Martin Kettle.

 

[stavros]

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Driver of government clown car belatedly realises all the panels and parts have fallen off.

Obscured beneath the sole of his right shoe are the hopes and dreams of a nation.

 

[Roadkill]

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Driver of government clown car belatedly realises all the panels and parts have fallen off.

The irony of the boast above the title, when juxtaposed with guff like that...

 

[BCBlues]

World beating

 

[Dogsauce]

Shopped, surely? Not many of those are actual elements in the periodic table for starters...

 

[Saul Goodman]

Shopped, surely?

Yes

 

[stavros]

Shopped, surely? Not many of those are actual elements in the periodic table for starters...

I don't think it's an actual period table. The text to the left of Johnson suggests they're maths terms arranged to look a bit like the periodic table.

Other mathematical symbols are available which could be more suitable:

⊆ ∪ ꭥ †

 

[Dogsauce]

But of all the places they choose to put that phrase, they luck out and get the one that sits exactly adjacent to him when filmed from that angle. Nah.

 

[Pickman's model]

Searched Boris Johnson periodic table and up this popped

 

[brogdale]

27, 6, 19

 

[Dogsauce]

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Searched Boris Johnson periodic table and up this popped

what’s a ‘Sitar Serf’? Some kind of low-caste busker?

 

[Badgers]

Johnson’s Party Wonders If He’s Losing His Grip

In private conversations, Conservatives shared their concerns about the failings at the top of their party. Many were dismayed at the “shambolic” way the government had handled the grading of school exams, which caused a public outcry and was eventually reversed. Some Tories think Education Secretary Gavin Williamson should have been fired, but instead a civil servant paid the price.

#worldbeating

 

[MrSki]

Not heard connections of Johnson & Epstein in the UK media.

 

[Pickman's model]

27, 6, 19

The date the real Boris Johnson was killed and replaced by the more competent fake one

 

[Streathamite]

The date the real Boris Johnson was killed and replaced by the more competent fake one

This is the more competent one?

 

[agricola]

Not heard connections of Johnson & Epstein in the UK media.

there is a reason for that:

 

[MrSki]

there is a reason for that:

I thought it was odd that it had not been reported. Thanks.

 

[gosub]

He was though, friends with Ghislaine Maxwell back in their university days

Edited nope, no they weren't

 

[Pickman's model]

He was though, friends with Giselle Maxwell back in their university days

Giselle sister of Ghislaine?

 

[Streathamite]

He was though, friends with Ghislaine Maxwell back in their university days

Unlikely, unless she stayed on to do a Masters. Johnon is 3 years younger than her

 

[gosub]

The sister of Ghislaine?

Unlikely, unless she stayed on to do a Masters. Johnon is 3 years younger than her

Cheers. added to a suspicion of mine.
You don't actually need to study to get from BA to MA at Oxbridge. .

 

[Streathamite]

Cheers. added to a suspicion of mine.
You don't actually need to study to get from BA to MA at Oxbridge. .

True, you buy it as I understand it, for a nominal sum. Also,Johnson took a gap yah after finishing at Eton

 

[equationgirl]

True, you buy it as I understand it, for a nominal sum. Also,Johnson took a gap yah after finishing at Eton

I think you send them £10 and they upgrade you to an MA after so many years. A friend of mine did it

 

[stavros]

Also,Johnson took a gap yah after finishing at Eton

That gap year appears to be ongoing.

 

[Streathamite]

That gap year appears to be ongoing.