PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

I hear Johnson managed to make an even bigger cunt of himself at PMQs today and was repeatedly ticked off by the speaker for being an evasive cunt.

Maybe he has cracked; that filmed cabinet rant form yesterday did have the feel of some one becoming even more unhinged.

 

[frogwoman]

Have you got a link to the cabinet rant?

I hear Johnson managed to make an even bigger cunt of himself at PMQs today and was repeatedly ticked off by the speaker for being an evasive cunt.

Maybe he has cracked; that filmed cabinet rant form yesterday did have the feel of some one becoming even more unhinged.

 

[brogdale]

Have you got a link to the cabinet rant?

Only the Guardian report

 

[brogdale]

Have you got a link to the cabinet rant?

Sorry, misread that...the cabinet rant clip is here at 5.32 & 7.20 is the funniest bit.

 

[Streathamite]

Sorry, misread that...the cabinet rant clip is here at 5.32 & 7.20 is the funniest bit.

Not so much a rant, as a man so divorced from reality, he even lies to his cabinet

 

[Streathamite]

I hear Johnson managed to make an even bigger cunt of himself at PMQs today and was repeatedly ticked off by the speaker for being an evasive cunt.

He did. He got schooled by Starmer and his response was so shifty that - for the first time ever, AFAIK - Hoyle intervened to make him answer

 

[brogdale]

Not so much a rant, as a man so divorced from reality, he even lies to his cabinet

Not sounding like a PM comfortable in his own skin.

 

[Streathamite]

Not sounding like a PM comfortable in his own skin.

yep, absolutely. The optimism so forced, it was painful

 

[belboid]

It was the sudden switch to ‘you supported the ira’ which was most impressive.

 

[brogdale]

It was the sudden switch to ‘you supported the ira’ which was most impressive.

Their private, party polling must be shaky.

 

[gosub]

A new low:

Johnson backtracks on meeting group for Covid-19 bereaved

PM appeared to agree on Sky News to meet justice campaigners but now says it is ‘regrettably not possible’

www.theguardian.com

Covered that in PMQ's. Was down to the group in question being in litigation with the government. Which is fair enough, would be a really shit job to have to tell them about how much the Covid Act absolves government.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not sounding like a PM comfortable in his own skin.

he should be flayed alive, maybe he'd be comfier then

 

[frogwoman]

'We have found new homes for the rich'

 

[frogwoman]

Boris Johnson reiterates refusal to meet Covid bereaved

PM says families are in litigation against government, a claim the group denies

www.theguardian.com

Can't open his mouth without lying.

 

[andysays]

News just in

Rule, Britannia! will be sung on Last Night of the Proms after BBC U-turn

"Both pieces will now include a select group of BBC Singers. This means the words will be sung in the Hall, and as we have always made clear, audiences will be free to sing along at home."

 

[Steel Icarus]

Speaking to Conservative MPs, Mr Johnson said: "I do think this country is going through an orgy of national embarrassment..."

That's your government that is

 

[Pickman's model]

Boris Johnson reiterates refusal to meet Covid bereaved

PM says families are in litigation against government, a claim the group denies

www.theguardian.com

Can't open his mouth without lying.

and he's no better when his mouth's closed

 

[editor]

Sticker of the day!

 

[MrSki]

I am no fan of Starmer but Johnson is just a cunt. The speaker should insist he answers the actual questions he is asked in PMQs. I don't think he answered one from an opposition MP today just trying to deflect the blame.

 

[two sheds]

You'd be tempted to give a couple of quotes like 'taking it on the chin' and 'superman of global free trade' with the dates he said them, and ask whether he feels at all guilty that he's directly responsible for 20,000+ deaths from delayed lockdown.

 

[frogwoman]

You'd be tempted to give a couple of quotes like 'taking it on the chin' and 'superman of global free trade' with the dates he said them, and ask whether he feels at all guilty that he's directly responsible for 20,000+ deaths from delayed lockdown.

Whatever he replied would be complete bollocks tbh.

 

[Streathamite]

It was the sudden switch to ‘you supported the ira’ which was most impressive.

That was so, so desperate. That's probably the worst Johnson performance at PMQs ro date.

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There are not enough words in the English language to describe how much I want a large batch of those stickers, for the purposes of liberal but strategic plastering

 

[Pickman's model]

That was so, so desperate. That's probably the worst Johnson performance at PMQs ro date.

In time to come it will seem one of his best

 

[Streathamite]

In time to come it will seem one of his best

the tragic thing is - you are probably right. I am certain there are Tory MPs right now holding their heads in their hands and maoning, "oh christ, we have another 4 years four months of this to get through".
Starmer is good at this, as we all epected he would be. Equally, it's hardly surprising that Mr wing-it Johnson is jaw-droppingly, headspinningly bad at it.
However, that alone is not enough to give Labour victory in the next GE, or to give Labour a policy pl,atform that makes a Labour victory worth giving a shit about (I hold my brath not).
There is one thing that Johnson and co are very, very good at; election campaigning.

 

[MrSki]

There is one thing that Johnson and co are very, very good at; election campaigning.

Handy having the media owners on your side too.

 

[Pickman's model]

the tragic thing is - you are probably right. I am certain there are Tory MPs right now holding their heads in their hands and maoning, "oh christ, we have another 4 years four months of this to get through".
Starmer is good at this, as we all epected he would be. Equally, it's hardly surprising that Mr wing-it Johnson is jaw-droppingly, headspinningly bad at it.
However, that alone is not enough to give Labour victory in the next GE, or to give Labour a policy pl,atform that makes a Labour victory worth giving a shit about (I hold my brath not).
There is one thing that Johnson and co are very, very good at; election campaigning.

Tory MPs could change how long they have to put up with Johnson by either killing themselves or killing him

 

[mx wcfc]

Tory MPs could change how long they have to put up with Johnson by either killing themselves or killing him

Both options, clearly, equally acceptable.

 

[Pickman's model]

Both options, clearly, equally acceptable.

After the tenth Tory MP had burned themselves to death opposite parliament the others might be disposed to beat Johnson to death

 

[brogdale]

After the tenth Tory MP had burned themselves to death opposite parliament the others might be disposed to beat Johnson to death

Johnson's pre-season pep-talk, today, hardly looks like the sort of boosterism that might stop them having such dark thoughts...

Johnson told MPs they were likely to face a challenging winter. “I know it’s been tough,” he said. “I’ve got to warn you going it’s about to get tougher. The waters are about to get choppier. But we are going to deal with it.”

 

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