PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[William of Walworth]

You reckon? I think he will be out by end of next January.

Check what the odds are on the 'by February' thing, maybe?

 

[frogwoman]

The Tories are very good at smelling blood in the water and classic dom will have realised Boris is a liability.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Tories are very good at smelling blood in the water and classic dom will have realised Boris is a liability.

i hope they're good at holding heads under water then

 

[Pickman's model]

He has his name on the board at Eton that lists OB PMs, and that's all he's ever been interested in.

if that's the case we didn't need to go through the past year - he could simply have resigned a month after winning the tory party leadership

 

[frogwoman]

'Just not good enough' in the words of IDS

 

[MrSki]

Is Harry Potter sexist? WTF. I don't think he should drink before visiting schools.


Britannia waives the rules.

 

[redsquirrel]

You reckon? I think he will be out by end of next January.

No offence FW but based on what?

He's delivered a very good majority, the Tories have a very healthy lead in the polls, ok Johnson's personal favourability has dropped a bit but that's the usual for PMs. While there's criticism of the government I'd say more is directed at Williamson than Johnson.

And I suspect that Johnson that is still pretty popular with key voting groups.

 

[Pickman's model]

No offence FW but based on what?

He's delivered a very good majority, the Tories have a very healthy lead in the polls, ok Johnson's personal favourability has dropped a bit but that's the usual for PMs. While there's criticism of the government I'd say more is directed at Williamson than Johnson.

And I suspect that Johnson that is still pretty popular with key voting groups.

when asked 'which politician would you most like to hang' all key demographics have johnson head and shoulders above all others

 

[andysays]

when asked 'which politician would you most like to hang' all key demographics have johnson head and shoulders above all others

That's mostly name recognition though

And I find the idea that Johnson will be kicked out as leader/PM by some sort of palace coup any time soon frankly ridiculous.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Nothing is going to force him out any time soon is it. The only reason you'd think so is some sort of 'all the sensible Tory MPs will come round to sensible thinking' Guardian fantasy. I could see Jonathan Freedland banging out a shit article or two suggesting it, that's how unlikely it is to happen. The only chance would be him jacking it in - even though I'm sure he is finding the whole thing a lot less fun than he expected his ego is almost certainly too big for that, but maybe if he genuinely is having severe Covid aftereffects there's an outside chance. Really, though, we're stuck with him aren't we.

 

[Ted Striker]

A load of noise in the usual channels about a superinjunctioned affair with a violinist?

So superinjunctions cover here editor ?

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[editor]

A load of noise in the usual channels about a superinjunctioned affair with a violinist?

So superinjunctions cover here editor ?

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Come on mate. These things are never worth the risk. Sites like urban can get squashed like flies if the lawyers decide to have a go.

 

[Smangus]

If at any time the cons look like losing the next election with him at the helm he will be dropped quicker than you can say "Boris who?" . With 4 years to go until the election that's not going to happen for a couple of years at least.

If he is suffering from Covid after effects this gives him the perfect get out for once Brexit is done post Jan 2021. He can leave a a "heroe" (barf). I sincerelly hope the after effects affect him long and hard for the rest of his life for all the pain and misery he has caused people across the country due to his lying ineptitude.

Part of me wants him to stay until the next election as by then he will be a complete liability for them. But him and his ilk will have caused so much damage by then its best he goes sooner.

Cunts , him and all his goons.

 

[Ted Striker]

Come on mate. These things are never worth the risk. Sites like urban can get squashed like flies if the lawyers decide to have a go.

Genuinely didn't know. Seems obvious now . Apologies

 

[Pickman's model]

Genuinely didn't know. Seems obvious now . Apologies

that shows a good spirit

 

[Pickman's model]

If at any time the cons look like losing the next election with him at the helm he will be dropped quicker than you can say "Boris who?" . With 4 years to go until the election that's not going to happen for a couple of years at least.

If he is suffering from Covid after effects this gives him the perfect get out for once Brexit is done post Jan 2021. He can leave a a "heroe" (barf). I sincerelly hope the after effects affect him long and hard for the rest of his life for all the pain and misery he has caused people across the country due to his lying ineptitude.

Part of me wants him to stay until the next election as by then he will be a complete liability for them. But him and his ilk will have caused so much damage by then its best he goes sooner.

Cunts , him and all his goons.

they should be incarcerated alongside nuclear waste as deep down they're good people

 

[Streathamite]

The Tories are very good at smelling blood in the water and classic dom will have realised Boris is a liability.

Unlikely. Only if the Tories start tanking in the polls will the 1922 committee start clutching their pearls.

 

[Pickman's model]

Unlikely. Only if the Tories start tanking in the polls will the 1922 committee start clutching their pearls.

this would explain why they're talking about getting rid of tanks

 

[killer b]

Always troubling to imagine what sort of a bunch of cunts management team let that fucker in amongst their pupils for his ridiculous photoshoots.

When the prime minister wants to visit your school, you don't really have a choice whether he gets to visit tbf.

 

[Streathamite]

they should be incarcerated alongside nuclear waste as deep down they're good people

You're on good form today!

 

[Pickman's model]

You're on good form today!

i'm on good form every day.

but some days you pay more attention to my posts

 

[elbows]

 

[Pickman's model]

there should be a zipwire there somewhere

 

[killer b]

I don't think they give a fuck about U-turns tbh. They're priced in. Push as hard as you can on allsorts of shit, retreat on the stuff that won't fly. Loads of vile shit still gets through.

 

[Orang Utan]

The books behind Johnson were deliberately placed but as a dig at the school SLT from its former librarian

don't fuck with librarians

 

[Brainaddict]

You reckon? I think he will be out by end of next January.

I think a bit longer. They will wait for most of the bad post-Brexit news to emerge, of which there will be plenty, then those in the party who never liked him anyway will pin it on him and stab him in the back. It's the Tory way. Summer to autumn next year I reckon.

 

[scifisam]

Rule Britannia hasn't been axed at all - they'll still be playing it. They just won't be singing the lyrics because they're not having any choral pieces at the proms this year due to covid.

So yes, it's a completely made up scandal.

Just cancel the last night.

And keep it going forever...

 

[brogdale]

When the prime minister wants to visit your school, you don't really have a choice whether he gets to visit tbf.

Interesting point.
I suppose, at some level, agreement to the visit has to happen, be that SLT, MAT, LEA or whatever.

 

[killer b]

Interesting point.
I suppose, at some level, agreement to the visit has to happen, be that SLT, MAT, LEA or whatever.

Sure, but there isn't a world where agreement isn't given. He's the prime minister.

 

[Pickman's model]

Sure, but there isn't a world where agreement isn't given. He's the prime minister.

let him visit schools. make him visit schools. with a spot of luck he'll pick up an ailment or two.