PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[equationgirl]

so they chose the dim-witted ignorant cunt with all the competence of a mouldy tescos sandwich

The mouldy sandwich would have done a much better job.

 

[Streathamite]

The thing to remember about the last two conservative leadership contests is that the field has been devoid of any sort of talent whatsoever, like not even people who can pretend to look good.

May was chosen over the rest because the choice was between maniac grandmother, Michael fucking Gove and two non-entity crooks whose only ability lies in fleecing the tax payer. Boris would have run but quit at the last minute because he wasn't entirely sure he could win.

Boris won this time around because people actually knew who he was and everyone was fucking bored of Brexit. The candidate list had plenty of choice but half of them noone had ever heard of.

Slight correction: Johnson quit because Gove, his campaign manager, realised what a mess he was about to make of things, and knifed him in the back

 

[Pickman's model]

Slight correction: Johnson quit because Gove, his campaign manager, realised what a mess he was about to make of things, and knifed him in the back

should have gone for the femoral artery and jugular too

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Going well then...

What an absolute CUNT!

 

[Streathamite]

should have gone for the femoral artery and jugular too

A pleasing image!

 

[Pickman's model]

Going well then...

even the bsl interpreter wants to deck him

 

[stavros]

surely he must have done a half-decent job then when answering questions...

Let me stop you there.

 

[MrSki]

Woman threatened with arrest for wearing a 'FUCK BORIS' t=shirt.

 

[frogwoman]

Woman threatened with arrest for wearing a 'FUCK BORIS' t=shirt.

Didn't similar things happen when Blair was pm?

 

[stavros]

Woman threatened with arrest for wearing a 'FUCK BORIS' t=shirt.

What would she have worn if Jeremy Hunt had become PM?

 

[existentialist]

What would she have worn if Jeremy Hunt had become PM?

"Jeremy, you Hunt"

 

[existentialist]

"Jeremy, you Hunt"

It's probably worth getting some printed. I can't see Doris hanging on for long, TBH.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Orang Utan]

is that from a pop song?

 

[two sheds]

I think it's a popular music hall ditty

 

[Steel Icarus]

is that from a pop song?

 

[Orang Utan]

oh christ, Otzi was a preserved corpse, discovered buried in the Alps, from olden times. strangely enough

 

[MrSki]

 

[Dogsauce]

Pretty bleak that none of the press appear to be calling out Johnson’s hypocrisy in claiming racism is terrible. BBC in particular. Like letterboxes and picaninnies never happened. We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.

 

[MrSki]

Woman threatened with arrest for wearing a 'FUCK BORIS' t=shirt.

If anyone wanted a FUCK BORIS t-shirt they are available here.

 

[Badgers]

If anyone wanted a FUCK BORIS t-shirt they are available here.

I would like one of these please

 

[MrSki]

I would like one of these please

Follow the link.

 

[Badgers]

Follow the link.

I have no money at this time it is on my post lockdown list

 

[BCBlues]

Gove has form for knifing Johnson, and I wonder if that is what he intends to do again when the waffling haystack has served his purpose.

His best description yet.

 

[Roadkill]

His best description yet.

I think I saw it on Twitter, so if I'm honest I can't claim any credit!

 

[Pickman's model]

I have no money at this time it is on my post lockdown list

the cheque in the post?

 

[two sheds]

If anyone wanted a FUCK BORIS t-shirt they are available here.

They also have 'Still Hate Thatcher' t-shirts I see

 

[Serge Forward]

If anyone wanted a FUCK BORIS t-shirt they are available here.

Johnson.

 

[Pickman's model]

If anyone wanted a FUCK BORIS t-shirt they are available here.

Given what's happened to the people who have fucked Johnson, wearing don't fuck Boris t-shirt would be a public service

 

[ddraig]

The "Fuck Boris" t-shirt is because of the profanity isn't it? like people getting in trouble over the Inspiral Carpets "Cool as Fuck" T-shirts in the 90's