PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

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That is my word of the year

 

[teqniq]

Yes, it's the Byline Times, but still a pretty good article imo.

In a Life and Death Crisis, Will the British People Finally Wake-Up to the Reality of Boris Johnson?

Musa Okwonga explains why, despite the Government's objectively scandalous handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, those in the UK remain broadly supportive of the Prime Minister.

bylinetimes.com

 

[Streathamite]

I've only just finished my first bottle of champers for the day and another little fuckers popped out. Every day's a party now I celebrate the wonders of childbirth. If I hear of twins I have to huff 2 balloons

Truly, your dedication is an example to us all

 

[Streathamite]

Also why is Boris dodging the briefing today? Anyone know?

AFAIK, he hasn't done a single one of the 5pm pressers to date

 

[Sprocket.]

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By coincidence just been sent this.

 

[Streathamite]

When even Arlene Foster thinks your talking Ballocks


you really should take a few minutes to have a rethink

She leads a party that made them put on a sign saying the Gaints causeway was put in place by the hand of God

...and threatened to scupper an excellent, much needed visitor centre project for the causeway if creationism wasn't given equal prominence to geological science, as an explanation for its origins.
Double

 

[teqniq]

Sprocket. Be a classic if it makes it into the Oxford English dictionary.

 

[William of Walworth]

Bizarre but very interesting parallels drawn between Ronald Reagan and Boris Johnson in this by Andy Beckett today .....

How long until Johnson's vote-winning optimism collides with reality?
Like his hero Ronald Reagan, the PM’s half-truths have been carried by his charisma but, unlike the US president, history is not on his side

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[equationgirl]

Don't even think he looks that great, more like a dad's army guy.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

Off to a fridge again?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[phillm]

 

[teqniq]

Again? There is speculation on Twitter that he hads a serious drink problem.

Public raise questions over Prime Minister's absence from daily briefings

"It should never have to feel like a special guest appearance whenever Boris does the daily briefing"

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

 

[Teaboy]

Again? There is speculation on Twitter that he hads a serious drink problem.

Public raise questions over Prime Minister's absence from daily briefings

"It should never have to feel like a special guest appearance whenever Boris does the daily briefing"

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

I dunno. His drinking has long been talked about even by himself. I reckon this is more likely down to the after effects of the virus. There are loads of stories out there from people saying how long it has taken them to get over it and some of them were relatively minor cases as well.

Johnson was clearly quite ill. It wouldn't surprise me at all if its a very slow recovery and its being hushed up because of the very same reasons they played down the seriousness of his condition when he was ill.

 

[two sheds]

If it's true then since he was all for taking it on the chin, he clearly has a glass jaw.

 

[frogwoman]

His illness was much more serious than it was made out to be.

 

[Chilli.s]

On the plus side, it does give everyone an excuse to pull a sickie whenever they fancy.

 

[maomao]

His illness was much more serious than it was made out to be.

Not serious enough unfortunately.

 

[gentlegreen]

Again? There is speculation on Twitter that he hads a serious drink problem.

Churchillian ...

 

[gentlegreen]

Not serious enough unfortunately.

BMI of 36 - unfortunately he wears it on the outside ...

 

[frogwoman]

Again? There is speculation on Twitter that he hads a serious drink problem.

Public raise questions over Prime Minister's absence from daily briefings

"It should never have to feel like a special guest appearance whenever Boris does the daily briefing"

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

I thought that was common knowledge tbh. That he likes getting pissed and doing too much coke etc, which made him susceptible to whatever SARS-COV-2 had in store for him

 

[ska invita]

Yes, it's the Byline Times, but still a pretty good article imo.

In a Life and Death Crisis, Will the British People Finally Wake-Up to the Reality of Boris Johnson?

Musa Okwonga explains why, despite the Government's objectively scandalous handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, those in the UK remain broadly supportive of the Prime Minister.

bylinetimes.com

I think the popularity boils downs to
1. Massive government bailing out of the real economy - i.e. giving a lot of people money
2. Not looking closely at what has happened and thinking Well it is a hard situation, Im sure they're doing their best

 

[two sheds]

I think the popularity boils downs to
1. Massive government bailing out of the real economy - i.e. giving a lot of people money
2. Not looking closely at what has happened and thinking Well it is a hard situation, Im sure they're doing their best

Yes I've seen "it's easy to be wise in hindsight"

 

[SpookyFrank]

BMI of 36 - unfortunately he wears it on the outside ...

That's into 'morbidly obese' territory IIRC.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think the popularity boils downs to
1. Massive government bailing out of the real economy - i.e. giving a lot of people money
2. Not looking closely at what has happened and thinking Well it is a hard situation, Im sure they're doing their best

i think it boils down to 'the government's measures against the virus don't seem that clever but i really hope they're doing the right thing and not what tory governments usually do'