andysays
Love and solidarity
Ah ha the plot thickens. Further complicating this, you cannot actually buy a magnum of Smirnoff Ice. The largest amount you can buy is a 70cl bottle and yes (sadly) I could easily drink that in five minutes.
I reckon she was eating a Magnum and drinking (a standard sized bottle of) Smirnoff Ice.
Anyway, this story may well be 100% true, I have no reason to doubt it, but the inclusion of a litany of so many chav cliches suggests to me that it isn't only racists who have a store judgemental stereotypes about other people or groups which they reveal without necessarily intending to...