I bet they're bright enough to work out how to factory farm humans. They'd have an endless supply of food if they did, and could take over the world.I would much rather that they survived to do their own thing in the sea.
With the occasional visit to entertain and teach us with their abilities ...
Their own thing is generally cannibalism, and for males, dying after one shag. Mimic octopuses are fantastic creatures tbf.I would much rather that they survived to do their own thing in the sea.
By the seagulls or octopuses? They could work together - the gulls driving hapless humans to the sea so the octopuses can attack and eat them.
Utterly disgraceful. They will be farming humans soon enough.
Diabolical and irresponsible.
Already been proposed:
Swedish Behaviourist Suggests Cannibalism to Combat Climate Change
Swedish behavioural scientist Magnus Söderlund has suggested that eating other people after they die could be a means of combatting climate change.
The scientist mentioned the possibility of cannibalism during a broadcast on Swedish television channel TV4 this week about a fair in Stockholm regarding “food of the future”.
They look at us with care and affection - they are beautiful birds.Seagulls. Have you ever seen the way they look at you? They're very angry birds.
It solves the problem of who gets a leg at Sunday dinner.Poor octopuses.
Why can't people just eat some spuds, ffs.
Some are more animal than human.are humans not animals?
No, we’re plants. Of course we’re fucking animals. We’re apes. We’re carnivores that have chosen to eat a few plants, we have similar physiology to bears, wolves, and lions. We did not evolve to eat plants, as we lack the correct digestive enzymes to break them down and extract nutrients from them. We also lack the bacteria required to synthesise B12, which are present in the guts of almost all herbivores.
I have eaten octopus, I didn’t like it. I have also eaten every single edible part of a cow, including the brain (certified BSE-free), and bone marrow (extremely nutritious is bovine marrow).
polypus.
Our gut is very long, another thing we have in common with plant eaters, unlike carnivores who have short guts.
Octopi, although you will see it, is an over-correction based on a mistaken assumption of a Latin derivation. It really is best avoided and many style guides will forbid it outright. Octopodes, while correct as it's from Greek, is not particularly reader-friendly. Octopuses is generally the one to go for unless you want to say octopodes for effect.Octopuses, octopi, and octopodes are all correct - octopa, not so much.
Octopi, although you will see it, is an over-correction based on a mistaken assumption of a Latin derivation. It really is best avoided and many style guides will forbid it outright.
I don't have a problem with eating octopus if it has been caught sustainably. Same as any other fish, really. In the wild, they form part of the diet of lots of other animals, and they live highly dangerous lives, given that they need to hunt themselves so they can't just stay hidden away - no doubt a strong evolutionary driver towards making them clever. If they're being caught sustainably, that just adds humans to the already long list of predators out to get them. I don't have a problem with that.
So the ethical consideration for me with catching them is simply whether or not that is reducing their numbers. And with farming them, the main ethical consideration for me would be, as other have said, the vast quantities of prey food that would need to be caught to feed them. It doesn't make much sense, energy-wise, to farm a predator like an octopus.
True. But that doesn't mean it has fully entered accepted usage. And it hasn't. As I said it's expressly forbidden in many publisher style guides. My advice to anyone writing about cephalopods would be to avoid it."Created by mistakenly treating a Greek word like it was from Latin, popularised by people who incorrectly thought it was more correct than the existing word, and entered common usage despite the objections of linguists" seems like a pretty standard backstory for a word in the English language, tbf.
It's rearing it's head again
The world's first octopus farm - should it go ahead?
The world’s first commercial octopus farm is closer to becoming reality - but scientists are up in arms.www.bbc.co.uk
Just don't tell it to battery chickens. On the R4 reports today, they said Koreans eat octopus, while they are still ALIVESeems a bit unfair that they seem to be leapfrogging pigs in the sentience hierarchy, but they do have a rogueish charm.
Fuck the soft-headed Disney bullshit, it's the fact that they're apparently going to be feeding the octopuses with creatures caught from the sea that's the real concern. There is already unsustainable pressure on fishery stocks that feed humans directly, why can't they feed the octopuses something else?
There should be a moratorium on industrial-scale fishing. Because if there isn't, the industry is going to collapse under its own weight anyway.
Just don't tell it to battery chickens. On the R4 reports today, they said Koreans eat octopus, while they are still ALIVE
It's fucking disgusting.
Just don't tell it to battery chickens. On the R4 reports today, they said Koreans eat octopus, while they are still ALIVE
I'm told a similar thing happens in japanJust don't tell it to battery chickens. On the R4 reports today, they said Koreans eat octopus, while they are still ALIVE