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Nigel Farage

They've hit £62k now!


I am trying to raise enough money to buy a new lifesaving hovercraft for the RNLI, and I would like it to be called 'The Flying Farage.'

I feel that this would be incredibly appropriate due to Mr Farage taking such an active interest in the RNLI's activities right now.

If there is any money left over, we will purchase a pint of real English ale to smash against the front in the naming ceremony, and if there is loads of money left over we may even buy a second vessel and call it 'The Galloping Grimes' or 'The Hovering Hopkins.'


 
why are they doing this? is the money actually going to go to RNLI anyway? cos they’re never gonna name a boat after Farage
 
If they do buy an hovercraft they will undoubtably give it the next number in the series and its official name will be H-008 however EVERYONE is going to know which one it is and call it the 'Flying Farage' no matter what the official line is.
I just hope they base it in Dover
 
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