Local Newspaper Headlines!

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Siouxsie]

Did you make a complaint

 

[cupid_stunt]

Did you make a complaint

Fuck off.

 

[Siouxsie]

Touchy!

 

[JimW]

Touchy!

It's when he gets touchy-feely you really need to watch out

 

[Siouxsie]

It's when he gets touchy-feely you really need to watch out

Is that the time to get scared!

 

[8den]

It's the times, but good sub-editing is good sub-editing.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Love ^^^ it.

 

[petee]

Please Do Not Pet the Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl

 

[Casual Observer]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Karma.

eta - I initially misread that as a 'hoverflight' and wondered whether it would be possible to cross the Atlantic in a hovercraft.

 

[MrSki]

Karma.

eta - I initially misread that as a 'hoverflight' and wondered whether it would be possible to cross the Atlantic in a hovercraft.

I doubt it. it would run out of hover after a couple of hours.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I doubt it. it would run out of hover after a couple of hours.

Need a mid-Atlantic refuelling tanker.

 

[Ponyutd]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Siouxsie]

Poor George
I wonder if he saw his own demise!

 

[OzT]

Wotza psychic pheasant?????

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Wotza psychic pheasant?????

Made up bullshit by a local weirdo probably.

 

[neonwilderness]

Why the man who queued outside Sheffield IKEA from 4am was left 'very disappointed'

I got here about 4am. I was out looking for a lost dog and whilst I was driving back I thought, why not get in the queue for IKEA?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Why the man who queued outside Sheffield IKEA from 4am was left 'very disappointed'

He said: "What a disappointment. I queued from 4am and didn't even get a thank-you from the store manager or a certificate saying I was first.

Oh, bless, the dickhead.

 

[Siouxsie]

Wotza psychic pheasant?????

All you have to worry about is did George get a visit from any goats...thinking about it that's what might have killed him, the stress of his 'visions'

Made up bullshit by a local weirdo probably.

There's nothing wrong with local weirdos

 

[farmerbarleymow]

This might have been posted before.

 

[Ground Elder]

"They were out for trouble": Man injured in the New Forest after being bitten and attacked by "gang" of pigs

“At this stage we are looking into the situation to ascertain exactly what took place and trying to identify the pigs in question.”

 

[Libertad]

"They were out for trouble": Man injured in the New Forest after being bitten and attacked by "gang" of pigs

You can bet they weren't wearing their numbers.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[dessiato]

WTF!!

She tattooed her eyeball? Or, equally stupid IMO, someone did it to her?

How can people be so utterly stupid?