Local Newspaper Headlines!

[DotCommunist]

but eyeball tattoos are a thing, you can have your eyeballs coloured in. Must have been a botch job

 

[cupid_stunt]

WTF!!

She tattooed her eyeball? Or, equally stupid IMO, someone did it to her?

How can people be so utterly stupid?

I was about to post exactly the same.

How fucking stupid can people be?

 

[DotCommunist]

This is how eyeball tattoos are supposed to work

 

[cupid_stunt]

but eyeball tattoos are a thing...

... for seriously stupid people.

 

[dessiato]

Just read this

A model decided to tattoo her eyeball. She's now partially blind and in 'excruciating' pain.

WTF!

 

[hash tag]

Why would you do that?
has she not heard of contact lenses...the colouring, patterns etc. Could be changed daily

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[dessiato]

There's lots of similar headlines. Apparently some people have severe allergies to bananas which can lead to anaphylaxis. Which I only found out as a result of your post. You taught me something!

 

[MrSki]

 

[dessiato]

He's in my class every week.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not a beer drinker mind - he's more of a spirit man, though he rarely says no to a bit of wine

 

[DaveCinzano]

This one smells a bit funny

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Not exactly local, but :

Police say a Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn people of aliens coming.

Casper police say the man they encountered about 10:30 p.m. Monday claimed he was from the year 2048.

KTWO-AM in Casper reports that the man told police he was trying to warn the people of Casper that aliens were coming next year, and they should leave as soon as possible.

He added that he wanted to speak to the president of the town.

The man also told police the only way he was able to time travel was to have aliens fill his body with alcohol.

He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, instead of this year.

Man arrested in Casper for public intoxication claims time travel

 

[Siouxsie]

He's in my class every week.

Jesus or the dog?

 

[dessiato]

Jesus or the dog?

Jesus.

 

[hiccup]

Exiting times in Southport.

 

[danny la rouge]

"Great news for music fans" controversially redefined.

 

[DotCommunist]

40 notes for a buble tribute act? fuck me

 

[danny la rouge]

40 notes for a buble tribute act? fuck me

At the King Robert Hotel? That's for a dinner/dance/cabaret Christmas party. Dreadful place. It's been cheesy since the 70s.

Trust Urban to notice the advert and not the story I was referring to. Ffs.

 

[danny la rouge]

This might have been posted before.

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That's remarkable. Is it the Stoke Sentinal?

 

[kabbes]

At the King Robert Hotel? That's for a dinner/dance/cabaret Christmas party. Dreadful place. It's been cheesy since the 70s.

Trust Urban to notice the advert and not the story I was referring to. Ffs.

Personally, my focus was on the revision to the marathon route. How do I find out more?

 

[danny la rouge]

Personally, my focus was on the revision to the marathon route. How do I find out more?

Page 8.

 

[DotCommunist]

the photo doesn't show how much the lionel ritchie and motown tribute is. I'd go to that for 15 pounds

 

[hot air baboon]

nice bunch down Twickenham way

 

[farmerbarleymow]

(((gerbil)))

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Ten organs?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

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