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[farmerbarleymow]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Think that's the one outside Pizza Express

 

[quimcunx]

Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street - The Courier

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street - The Courier

Excellent headline.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Another fine effort from the Post:

'Penis and testicles-shaped blob' washed up on beach is NOT human

“It was badly decomposed and it could literally be anything,” said a police source. “A penis and testicles isn’t the first thing I would have thought of when I saw the picture of it, but who knows.”

 

[petee]

Cat Alan Leader Confirms Independence

 

[neonwilderness]

Squashing day: how going to the garden with washing basket is a narrow squeak

It’s worth watching the video too for some exaggerated walking up some stairs with difficulty

Someone should mention to her that she could just turn the basket through 90 degrees

 

[Voley]

Squashing day: how going to the garden with washing basket is a narrow squeak

It’s worth watching the video too for some exaggerated walking up some stairs with difficulty

Someone should mention to her that she could just turn the basket through 90 degrees

Sadly, that video won't play on my phone. I think I'll complain. Using the words 'misery' and 'trauma.'

 

[neonwilderness]

Sadly, that video won't play on my phone. I think I'll complain. Using the words 'misery' and 'trauma.'

Can you get a photo of you pointing at the video not playing on the phone and looking a bit sad?

 

[Voley]

Can you get a photo of you pointing at the video not playing on the phone and looking a bit sad?

Perhaps a rival newspaper could film this and put it up on their site? If it doesn't work when you try to play it they could claim that their readers could share the trauma. Interactive abject misery. There's money in this, I reckon.

 

[Wilf]

Someone should mention to her that she could just turn the basket through 90 degrees

SSSSShhhh! I'm on Dragon's Den next week and want £5m for a 10% share in my Rotatable Washing Basket Company.

 

[hash tag]

Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street - The Courier

Of course carnoustie is a hive of activity and civil unrest. I knew someone from there who was reported to the bill for driving through a puddle and splashing someone. He was made to pay for cleaning, I think.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I can only assume it's because no one has entered

Theresa May Christmas Card competition deadline extended by two weeks

 

[cupid_stunt]

Typo, innit, should read... Theresa May Christmas Cull competition deadline extended by two weeks.

 

[hash tag]

I can only assume it's because no one has entered

Theresa May Christmas Card competition deadline extended by two weeks

 

[cyberfairy]

Could you be the next

 

[Orang Utan]

How the fuck did they manage to do that?
Six men get away on one moped after robbery at high-end jewellers in London

 

[chandlerp]

Obvious really. Two of them went first, then the driver came back for another one a few times

 

[Libertad]

Obvious really. Two of them went first, then the driver came back for another one a few times

And then the goat and finally the cabbage.

 

[DaveCinzano]

http://nypost.com/2016/11/23/suicide-bomber-squirrel-sends-anti-squirrel-politician-to-hospital/

 

[Siouxsie]

That's wonderful....Poetic justice at it's finest

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That's wonderful....Poetic justice at it's finest

But what about the poor squirrel?

Hope it got took to squirrel hospital.

(((squirrel)))

 

[Siouxsie]

But what about the poor squirrel?

Hope it got took to squirrel hospital.

(((squirrel)))

You know my thoughts on squirrels!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You know my thoughts on squirrels!

Yes, you run a squirrel hospital and rehabilitation centre in the leafy Cheshire countryside. Because you love squirrels like a normal human being.

 

[Siouxsie]

Yes, you run a squirrel hospital and rehabilitation centre in the leafy Cheshire countryside. Because you love squirrels like a normal human being.

I do worry about you!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I do worry about you!

In hell you'll be tormented by giant evil squirrels for eternity.

 

[Siouxsie]

If the image of me in torment makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside..carry on

 

[farmerbarleymow]

If the image of me in torment makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside..carry on

No, it makes me feel sorry for the poor giant evil squirrels.