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[DaveCinzano]

Good ol' Post:

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Lizard rescue turns out to be dirty sock

 

[Badgers]

 

[Libertad]

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To be fair that would fuck me off as well.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Looks like the reason why it is on permanently is because his bushes are interfering with the light sensor thing on the top - so it is his fault entirely.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Libertad]

Fair enough.

 

[Ground Elder]

Just a fine seems lenient

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Sure it wasn't a dog?

 

[MrSki]

 

[DaveCinzano]

I hear that investigators followed the perpetrator's trail all the way along the M62, then the A494, A55 and finally A525 all the way into Wales

 

[quiet guy]

DP

 

[quiet guy]

Impressive skilzz

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Fez909's old neighbour, no doubt.

teuchter

 

[hash tag]

Firefighters forced to use power tools to free a man's penis after getting it stuck in 2.5kg weight plate

3hours to free it

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Maggot]

From the LA Times

Topless carwash raises cash for deputies wounded in gun battle at Rastafarian pot farm

Topless carwash raises cash for deputies wounded in gun battle at Rastafarian pot farm

 

[T & P]

 

[Siouxsie]

Waiting for your crumpets to brown is a very anxious time....I feel for the poor man