Local Newspaper Headlines!

[farmerbarleymow]

First Amendment Protects Cinema's Right to Show Unicorn Masturbation Scene While Serving Alcohol, Says Judge

not local etc.

Is it still the 1950s in that part of the US?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not local, but bloody funny story, pissed-up pensioners:

Pensioner runs naked through hotel in 'out-of-control' rampage with wife

here are certain things one does not expect to come across in a smart lochside hotel in the Scottish Highlands, and a couple of pensioners running amok with a pair of scissors is one of them.

After his wife complained that staff had been hostile to her 72-year-old Robert Fergus ran entirely naked through the MacDonald Loch Rannoch Hotel, in Perthshire, on a drunken "out-of-control" rampage.

Staff and guests were forced to flee in the early hours as Mr Fergus smashed a glass pane and used the scissors to cut communications cables, before warning witnesses he would "slit" and "kill" them.

His wife Ruth, 69, also threatened to "get a gun and shoot" a staff member after "reacting badly" to alcohol she had drunk without having eaten much food, Perth Sheriff Court heard.

 

[dessiato]

I saw this, and was utterly bemused.

Blackpool couple shot children as punishment for not doing chores - Blackpool couple shot children as punishment for not doing chores - BBC News

Sadly, very sadly, it seems it's true.

Eta for clarity, they shot the kids with a BB gun

 

[mx wcfc]

R

I saw this, and was utterly bemused.

Blackpool couple shot children as punishment for not doing chores - Blackpool couple shot children as punishment for not doing chores - BBC News

Sadly, very sadly, it seems it's true.

Eta for clarity, they shot the kids with a BB gun

I am very rarely shocked by anything these days but wtf??!!!

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[JimW]

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I for one welcome our new junior school High Queen.

 

[mx wcfc]

Arthur - the once and future king.

 

[dessiato]

R
I am very rarely shocked by anything these days but wtf??!!!

Boggles the mind doesn't it?

 

[Casual Observer]

 

[Indeliblelink]

Fire brigade called after girl throws a poo out of a window on Tinder date

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[cybershot]

Local news section of the BBC site, had to miss off the headline in order to put the untasteful link description they decided to post.

 

[Siouxsie]

Bristol's most notorious dogging hotspots revealed

Makes notes

 

[ddraig]

this is a national paper ffs!! embarrassing
A family shop was selling bongs behind the counter

“She told me that depends what you use it for. I said it’s probably not illegal but is it morally right?”

Mr Sharpe said he was concerned as he knew from his experience of working with people affected by drugs that “drugs can ruin people’s lives”.

He said: “It’s unbelievable that the shop is called Family Shopper yet it’s selling such things. I was really disgusted by it. They felt like it was not a problem like they were able to sell things like that so openly and freely in a convenience store.

“You have got children and all sorts going in and out of there and children will ask their parents ‘what’s that, mummy?’ and the parent will have to explain.

“I know they do sell these things in shops in the cities but a convenience store in Aberdare is just not the right place. I have never seen anything like that before.”

Family Shopper selling bongs

 

[Ground Elder]

Peppa Pig 'spiders can't hurt you' episode pulled off air in Australia – again

Not all Australian spiders are “very, very small” and some can hurt you.

 

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

How on earth did this make the front page of a 'national' daily newspaper?



Oh, it's Wales, silly me.

 

[Badgers]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

 

[JimW]

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You'd never know to look at her she's only 17. Just say no, kids.

 

[cupid_stunt]

You'd never know to look at her she's only 17. Just say no, kids.

Too old for a certain travelling urbanite.

 

[petee]

Creepy hermit crab uses discarded doll's head as shell

Spoiler

 

[DaveCinzano]

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“Why yes I did”

 

[DaveCinzano]

Creepy hermit crab uses discarded doll's head as shell

Spoiler

 

[existentialist]

How on earth did this make the front page of a 'national' daily newspaper?

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Oh, it's Wales, silly me.

Harsh

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Siouxsie]

You'd never be able to get hold of Paul!

 

[Siouxsie]

"Naturists accused of 'naked aggression' at beach made famous by Richard Curtis film"
Naturists accused of 'naked aggression' at beach made famous by Richard Curtis film