Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Siouxsie]

They may have been trying the Phantom raspberry blower!

 

[Wilf]

They may have been trying the Phantom raspberry blower!

... or an anal ventriloquist.

 

[Siouxsie]

... or an anal ventriloquist.

Is that another fantasy of yours

 

[Wilf]

Is that another fantasy of yours

... they just keep seeping out.

 

[Siouxsie]

TMI

 

[Artaxerxes]

These people look so happy.

 

[cupid_stunt]

... they just keep seeping out.

*throws up*

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sub-headline should be...

... comes out smelling of roses.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Corax]

These people look so happy.

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Dunno about Southwick, but I fucking hate these NIMBY group nerks.

A nearby village to me has just successfully 'seen off' a patch of development. Despite the fact that it's a pretty nondescript and charmless place, not some picturesque country idyll, and there's a massive shortage of housing - social and otherwise.

At the same time, the same people bemoan the fact that 'all the young people move away' and there's a lack of services and public transport. Things that might, in fact, be provided if a few more people lived there.

Fuckwits.

/rant

 

[Corax]

"Exclusive to all newspapers"?

That's a Private Eye gagline

As is "cont P94"...

And, erm... the phone numbers.

 

[Siouxsie]

Aye, he looks like a sexual deviant...I bet he's called Wilf!

 

[Wilf]

Aye, he looks like a sexual deviant...I bet he's called Wilf!

Look, there's an implicit trust, anonymity if you like, when it comes to... dogging.

I'll get me coat grubby mac.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Local to somewhere: Chinese man stopped at bus station with two human arms in bag

Chinese man stopped at bus station with two human arms in bag

 

[JimW]

Local to somewhere: Chinese man stopped at bus station with two human arms in bag

Chinese man stopped at bus station with two human arms in bag

Denies wrongdoing but police say he hasn't got a leg to stand on

 

[Ground Elder]

 

[petee]

'Self-driving car' actually controlled by man dressed up as a car seat

 

[Ponyutd]

 

[Badgers]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Should have followed the path of yeast resistance

 

[Badgers]

Update from Granby, Quebec

 

[DaveCinzano]

Update from Granby, Quebec

I'm surprised it's still alive, cops almost misheard the original 911 call as “Al's packing”