Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Yuwipi Woman]

Run for the hills.

Those folks from Ireland don't know how narrowly they escaped.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Those folks from Ireland don't know how narrowly they escaped.

Let's hope they don't go on holiday to Summerisle next year, as their luck will run out eventually.

 

[8den]

Lucky June.

 

[Ground Elder]

Lucky June.

See also Post 1372, from 51 weeks ago.

 

[T & P]

See also Post 1372, from 51 weeks ago.

To be fair 51 weeks ago it's almost exactly a year, so the earlier article might have referred to June 2016

 

[8den]

Taken from Opticans Monthly.

 

[Casual Observer]

 

[Casual Observer]

 

[Wilf]

I haven't kept up with this thread, but recent contributions would struggle to beat post 3:

Dog walker tells of shock at 67 screws discovery


http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/News/Dog-walker-tells-of-shock-at-67-screws-discovery-06102011.htm

 

[Wilf]

I found out I've got some scarring to my cornea a couple of weeks ago. I don't think it's the same cause.

 

[Siouxsie]

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Taken from Opticans Monthly.

That's got me giggling like a school girl

 

[Maggot]

I found out I've got some scarring to my cornea a couple of weeks ago. I don't think it's the same cause.

But it's affected your eyesight enough to cause you to quote the wrong article.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Not local, but this can be read a number of ways.



I know that budget cuts have forced police to seek other funding, but helicopter porn subscription channels might be going too far.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not local, but this can be read a number of ways.

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I know that budget cuts have forced police to seek other funding, but helicopter porn subscription channels might be going too far.

A police helicopter was used to film two people "brazenly" having sex in their garden, a court heard.

The trial of two South Yorkshire Police officers and two pilots has begun at Sheffield Crown Court.

Matthew Lucas, 42, Lee Walls, 47, Matthew Loosemore, 45, and Malcolm Reeves, 64, all deny misconduct in a public office.

On other occasions people sunbathing naked and naturists at a campsite were filmed, the court was told.

South Yorkshire Police helicopter sex film trial begins - BBC News

Twats.

 

[Siouxsie]

You're not safe anywhere!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Twats.

How could you tell from that distance?

 

[kabbes]

People will be at it brazenly in their bedrooms next.

 

[hash tag]

Robot Security Guard Commits ‘Suicide’ By Driving Into a Pond and Drowning



Overworked, underpaid; how many know that one?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You're not safe anywhere!

Moral of the tale is not to have a shag in an open space.

You're more likely to be filmed by a weirdo operating a drone that by a nosy plods in a copper chopper though.

 

[Siouxsie]

Moral of the tale is not to have a shag in an open space..

What about a knee trembler up against a tree

 

[8den]

Robot Security Guard Commits ‘Suicide’ By Driving Into a Pond and Drowning

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Overworked, underpaid; how many know that one?

Literally thirty years to the day since the release of Robocop. Man the future is rubbish.

 

[8den]

That's got me giggling like a school girl

The thing is he went to doctor the next day so he had at least 8 hours to come up with a better story than "a prostitute unexpectedly wee'd in my eye".

 

[8den]

Moral of the tale is not to have a shag in an open space.

You're more likely to be filmed by a weirdo operating a drone that by a nosy plods in a copper chopper though.

Delving deeper into the story apparently the couple were mates of one of the helicopter piplots and it was all consenting.

 

[Indeliblelink]

Wistaston man told to remove bottom-baring gnome - BBC News

 

[phillm]

Robot Security Guard Commits ‘Suicide’ By Driving Into a Pond and Drowning

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Overworked, underpaid; how many know that one?

Fuck em , did he jump or was he pushed ? The genii or whatever they are called seem to think they will supplant us in the end (Hawkins , Musk , Speilberg et al) so it is concomitant for sentient life to resist however and wherever. I saw a robot shopping thing in East Dulwich recently and rebel that I am hope one of the local 'scallies' would have given it a good seeing to.

 

[phillm]

Wistaston man told to remove bottom-baring gnome - BBC News

No doubt post Brexit much more of this 'stuff' will happen. It's to do with sovereignty and it's a bunch of arse.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Delving deeper into the story apparently the couple were mates of one of the helicopter piplots and it was all consenting.

Taking the concept of dogging voyeurism a bit far though - why couldn't they do all that sordidness in a car park?

 

[DaveCinzano]

The thing is he went to doctor the next day so he had at least 8 hours to come up with a better story than "a prostitute unexpectedly wee'd in my eye".

His story was “a stripper unexpectedly wee'd in my eye”.

 

[hash tag]

She couldn'y hold it any longer!

 

[Wilf]

His story was “a stripper unexpectedly wee'd in my eye”.

"In a mixed bathroom, I tripped over a bust of Napoleon, which left me sprawled on the floor underneath a young lady who seemed to have neglected her underwear. The shock of my arrival at her feet led to .... the unexpected"