Local Newspaper Headlines!
- Thread starter Onslow
- Start date
I've seen that hat one before. It's not real -- it's an April Fool joke.
How our April Fool swept the globe
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Replace shed with head, and I would buy the rag.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Mum shares horror footage of maggot infested toy doll
Good to give children pets to teach them about biology.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
In similar not-really-news...
Recruitment consultant from Nailsea sold cocaine to mates to fund his own drug habit
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
If it had been Oscar Wilde's shed it would have been so much better...
A HAND GRENADE?!?!
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Caveat:
I am not suggesting anyone lob an explosive device into an historic garden shack for the sake of a cheap headline
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
I've felt that panic tbf.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
I had similar last night. Making dinner, breaded chicken in brioche roll. Did everyone else's fine. Forgot my own brioche, left it in the toaster till it ended up incinerated.
Shit pixels.
Siouxsie
Fashionable objector with a uniform fetish
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
He beat them so bad that by the end there nothing but a ground-up hog
Last edited:
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
'Sex' toilets at layby on one of busiest roads in Cumbria closed by Highways England
A PUBLIC toilet block has been permanently closed to the public - after highways bosses were unable to stop its unsavoury goings on.
A PUBLIC toilet block has been permanently closed to the public - after highways bosses were unable to stop its unsavoury goings on.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Does DotCommunist know something about this? 
People are sticking up fake newspaper headlines in Kettering and it's bloody great
People are sticking up fake newspaper headlines in Kettering and it's bloody great
Siouxsie
Fashionable objector with a uniform fetish
Unsavoury goings on along the A69....how apt....I've passed there many a time, never seen anything dodgy going on...saying that though, I'm usually dying for a wee. Elvis could be getting a knee trembler from the local tramp and I'd be totally oblivious!
The word unsavoury makes me laugh, it brings out the juvenile in me
Similar threads
