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Funnier than he thinks he is.
And I remember someone doing this in the town where I live circa 1978, so Worthing nicked it off us!
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And I remember someone doing this in the town where I live circa 1978, so Worthing nicked it off us!
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Wtf?
www.leeds-live.co.uk
Footage of huge brawl at Leeds school as pupil hit with rolling pin by a mum
'I am scared of this happening to other children,' one parent said
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Woman accidentally wears cheap Primark nightie to posh event
Bryony Martel was complimented on her £20 outfit when she turned up at Chestertons Polo
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
It’s like when Gregg’s set up a stall at an “Artisan Food Market” with the branding “Gregory & Gregory” and had foodies “Oohing and Ahhing” over their grub. All in the presentationWoman accidentally wears cheap Primark nightie to posh event
Bryony Martel was complimented on her £20 outfit when she turned up at Chestertons Polowww.cornwalllive.com
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Tilly, the 2-year-old Border Collie who was ejected from a car Sunday during a crash, has been found.
He was found on a sheep farm, where he had apparently taken up the role of sheep herder.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Seagull burger theft horror...
www.mirror.co.uk
'I was about to eat Big Mac when a seagull stole it- McDonald's owe me a refund'
Wayne Simpson had just bought the popular burger from his local chain in South Shields and was about to enjoy his first bite when a gull swooped down and snatched it from his hands
www.mirror.co.uk
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Thread------------->Seagull burger theft horror...
'I was about to eat Big Mac when a seagull stole it- McDonald's owe me a refund'
Wayne Simpson had just bought the popular burger from his local chain in South Shields and was about to enjoy his first bite when a gull swooped down and snatched it from his hands
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
I was eating a pastie today and noticed a seagull eyeing me lasciviously. Fucker crept up behind me and then swooped. I fought him off thoughSeagull burger theft horror...
'I was about to eat Big Mac when a seagull stole it- McDonald's owe me a refund'
Wayne Simpson had just bought the popular burger from his local chain in South Shields and was about to enjoy his first bite when a gull swooped down and snatched it from his hands
he didn't get any of it, then I went stood in the bus shelter so he couldn't get behind me again.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
They don't like it up 'em!I was eating a pastie today and noticed a seagull eyeing me lasciviously. Fucker crept up behind me and then swooped. I fought him off though
AverageJoe
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You want to try Sydney Harbour for seagull thefts. McDonald's there has the gulls on discount passes.
And as we all know Australian things are normally bigger and nastier than everything (apart from the people).
Those gulls were proper cunts.
And as we all know Australian things are normally bigger and nastier than everything (apart from the people).
Those gulls were proper cunts.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Pah. This one was the size of a vulture
Bus Honeygun
This week the score draws are plentiful
Wow, and he looks so well-adjusted too. Goes to show you can't trust anyone.
www.devonlive.com
BMW trickster with bulging eyes jailed
Paul Watkins sparked suspicion after a garage received a string of parking tickets
T & P
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Squirrels are the new seagulls, apparently...
www.theargus.co.uk
Woman terrorised by squirrel on her 13th floor balcony
An artist has been left perplexed after a squirrel keeps "leaving little peanuts" on her 13th floor balcony.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
That’ll be down to crack psychosisSquirrels are the new seagulls, apparently...
Woman terrorised by squirrel on her 13th floor balcony
An artist has been left perplexed after a squirrel keeps "leaving little peanuts" on her 13th floor balcony.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Man, who is not an ardent royalist, furious that his new passport doesn't mention charlie
www.walesonline.co.uk
Man's 'disgust' that new passport still refers to Queen as head of state
Ian Thompsett said it was disrespectful to both the King and the late Queen
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Good lord, I hope he hasn't tried to post any letters lately.Man, who is not an ardent royalist, furious that his new passport doesn't mention charlie
Man's 'disgust' that new passport still refers to Queen as head of state
Ian Thompsett said it was disrespectful to both the King and the late Queen
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Woman accidentally wears cheap Primark nightie to posh event
Bryony Martel was complimented on her £20 outfit when she turned up at Chestertons Polo
"Accidentally"
chainsawjob
Kipping in the dunes
Pah. This one was the size of a vulture
Shoulda seen the scavenging ones at Glastonbury:
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Worth going to the festival just for the lovely seagulls.
chainsawjob
Kipping in the dunes
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Couldn't seem to access that - probably country differences. Found a Mirror version though. But that is so adorable, what a little angel.
Tilly, the 2-year-old Border Collie who was ejected from a car Sunday during a crash, has been found.
He was found on a sheep farm, where he had apparently taken up the role of sheep herder.
Missing dog lost in car crash found days later herding sheep on nearby farm
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Snake hides inside broccoli 
www.walesonline.co.uk
Man finds snake in his Aldi broccoli
"I'm not good with snakes. It's lucky I didn't just leave the broccoli out in the kitchen, or it would have been loose in the house."
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Sounds like an odd kind of snake as well: "Ladder snakes are mostly found in Portugal, Spain, southern France and parts of Italy. They can become aggressive when threatened and are capable of letting off a foul odour."Snake hides inside broccoli
Man finds snake in his Aldi broccoli
"I'm not good with snakes. It's lucky I didn't just leave the broccoli out in the kitchen, or it would have been loose in the house."
I'd prefer not to have any snakes in my broccoli, but if I absolutely had to have a broccoli snake, I reckon I'd rather have one of the ones that can smell a bit bad instead of one of the bitey ones.
flypanam
Sausage to fortune
Woman Sues Lisa Vanderpump's Restaurant SUR, Alleging Diarrhea Disaster
After falling to the floor, the lawsuit alleges, "[she] was unable to stop vomiting or defecating as she kneeled... causing [her] clothing to soil."
www.vice.com
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Bet that'd put people off their dinner.Woman Sues Lisa Vanderpump's Restaurant SUR, Alleging Diarrhea Disaster
After falling to the floor, the lawsuit alleges, "[she] was unable to stop vomiting or defecating as she kneeled... causing [her] clothing to soil."
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Think of it like the free toy you get in some products. Fruit and veg shouldn't be left out.Snake hides inside broccoli
Man finds snake in his Aldi broccoli
"I'm not good with snakes. It's lucky I didn't just leave the broccoli out in the kitchen, or it would have been loose in the house."
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Hey Mister! Why not use my cucumber as a giant hair dryer to dry the paint?
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
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