Local Newspaper Headlines!
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prunus
Tick tock.
Is this a too-high-level metacomment for me to understand, or are you perhaps confusing Brian May with James May?
T & P
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Oh dear...Is this a too-high-level metacomment for me to understand, or are you perhaps confusing Brian May with James May?
I shall edit at once.
prunus
Tick tock.
Oh dear...
I shall edit at once.
Still a great headline though. To what does it refer I wonder?
T & P
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I guess this is it...
Brian May backs Norwich Freddie Mercury gorilla removal
Brian May says Freddie Mercury's estate was right to ask for the removal of a glass-fibre gorilla painted as the Queen singer.
www.bbc.co.uk
Indeliblelink
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More than 100 people trapped at Agatha Christie's house
A visitor, who is currently stuck at the site, fears they may have to remain there for hours to come
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
I think I've got that issue of Viz as well.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
That story makes my head hurt trying to understand it
....Woman Shot After She Burglarizes Apartment, Frees Dogs Who Attack Residents - SPD Blotter
A woman in First Hill was shot Friday night after she burglarized an apartment and released three pit bulls who then attacked two building residents. At about 10:30 p.m., officers were dispatched to investigate an animal bite at an apartment building in the 1000 block of University Street. The...
spdblotter.seattle.gov
petee
no gods, no malarkey
That story makes my head hurt trying to understand it
Woman Shot After She Burglarizes Apartment, Frees Dogs Who Attack Residents - SPD Blotter
A woman in First Hill was shot Friday night after she burglarized an apartment and released three pit bulls who then attacked two building residents. At about 10:30 p.m., officers were dispatched to investigate an animal bite at an apartment building in the 1000 block of University Street. The...
the full story's even worse!
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I hadn't realised the counterfeit cranberry sauce market was so buoyant
stolinski
new but not new
wow
wow
stolinski
new but not new
holy moly
"several expensive pairs of his shoes were missing"!? - i wonder if it was the dogs or the woman or someone else seizing the opportunity amidst the mayhem
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Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
The comic was given seven stitches and says he is lucky to be alive.
www.bbc.co.uk
prunus
Tick tock.
Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
The comic was given seven stitches and says he is lucky to be alive.www.bbc.co.uk
I think we have a winner?
That story is literally “a thing didn’t happen”Joe Pasquale impaled in freak moose antler incident in Skegness
The comic was given seven stitches and says he is lucky to be alive.www.bbc.co.uk
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
TBF, he was actually impaled in the leg and had stitches - though he delayed the emergency till he reached civilisation in (checks notes) Bridlington.
It is a headline to treasure, though.
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
Srikes me as a rather petty lawsuit, hardly disrespectful, and for charity!I guess this is it...
Brian May backs Norwich Freddie Mercury gorilla removal
Brian May says Freddie Mercury's estate was right to ask for the removal of a glass-fibre gorilla painted as the Queen singer.www.bbc.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
OK, it’s serious but, if I was going to die, it might as well be at the hand of cheese
Italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels
Giacomo Chiapparini was buried when a shelf broke in his warehouse in the Lombardy region on Sunday.
www.bbc.co.uk
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
what a whey to go!OK, it’s serious but, if I was going to die, it might as well be at the hand of cheese
Italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels
Giacomo Chiapparini was buried when a shelf broke in his warehouse in the Lombardy region on Sunday.www.bbc.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Personally, I camembert to think about it..
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I agree, we Gouda stop all this and just Brie sensibleEnough of the cheese jokes guys, they are starting to grate on me
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Yes it would be edam sight better if posters stopped these im-mature cheese puns
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
OK, it’s serious but, if I was going to die, it might as well be at the hand of cheese
Italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels
Giacomo Chiapparini was buried when a shelf broke in his warehouse in the Lombardy region on Sunday.www.bbc.co.uk
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
They're in bad taste.Yes it would be edam sight better if posters stopped these im-mature cheese puns
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Wheel tread Caerphilly around a Boursin like youYes it would be edam sight better if posters stopped these im-mature cheese puns
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