Local Newspaper Headlines!

[a_chap]

Probably.

But to come up some original ones you'd need to think pretty Caerphilly.

 

[chandlerp]

Edamn

 

[ouirdeaux]

Cheeses Christ, give it a rest, will you?

 

[quiet guy]

Sweet baby cheeses, these puns are awful

 

[moochedit]

Sweet baby cheeses, these puns are awful

I know what you mean. I don't brie-live how cheesy they are

 

[moochedit]

I'll be grateful when these puns end.

 

[a_chap]

Do they get you down? Do they make you feel ..... blue?

 

[seeformiles]

Do they get you down? Do they make you feel ..... blue?

Sometimes - but it's also jokes in a similar vein. Oh well, that's just the whey it goes.

 

[moochedit]

- Oh well, that's just the whey it goes

Curd you stop these puns now

 

[seeformiles]

Curd you stop these puns now

I’ll try to feta grip on things

 

[petee]

my friend Maggio would like you all to stop.
so please stop - for Maggio.

 

[JimW]

As the judge said, who breaks a butter guy on a wheel?

 

[moochedit]

I’ll try to feta grip on things

Yep you've gouda get it out of your system.

 

[moochedit]

Stilton's of cheese puns in this thread. It needs to stop

 

[hash tag]

Stilton's of cheese puns in this thread. It needs to stop

Caerphilly does it.

 

[seeformiles]

Dairyilea(ve) one more here?

 

[ouirdeaux]

my friend Maggio would like you all to stop.
so please stop - for Maggio.

Funny you should say that. My friend finds these puns nauseating, so would like everybody to stop Leicester insides erupt.

 

[seeformiles]

Funny you should say that. My friend finds these puns nauseating, so would like everybody to stop Leicester insides erupt.

We really are scraping the bottom of the (Cracker)Barrel*

*(C) Kraft Ltd

 

[moochedit]

We really are scraping the bottom of the (Cracker)Barrel*

*(C) Kraft Ltd

No need to single kraft out.

 

[petee]

We really are scraping the bottom of the (Cracker)Barrel*

*(C) Kraft Ltd

that's not the kaese yet, i think.

 

[seeformiles]

that's not the kaese yet, i think.

I might be suffering fromage-related problems

 

[savoloysam]

These puns make my stomach curdle.

 

[moochedit]

These pins make my stomach curdle.

Yeah i wouldn't recommend eating pins as they are a bit sharp. Try eating cheese

 

[prunus]

Yeah i wouldn't recommend eating pins as they are a bit sharp. Try eating cheese

Ooh - does anyone know any cheese puns?

 

[moochedit]

Ooh - does anyone know any cheese puns?

No sorry i don't brie-live so

 

[quiet guy]

There's stilton for someone to add more cheese puns

 

[moochedit]

There's stilton for someone to add more cheese puns

They'd chedder not!

 

[petee]

There's stilton for someone to add more cheese puns

my old friend from California, Monterrey Jack, agrees.

 

[seeformiles]

Just in case you doubt the veracity of this story:

Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street

Youngsters hurled bags of dog waste at each other in a fight in a quiet Carnoustie street. Bags from a dog poo bin ended up bursting on roofs and cars in

www.thecourier.co.uk

Choice quote:

Recalling the “poo fight”, one man said: “Bad as this is, toddler’s play equipment being smeared is just the tip of a very brown iceberg.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]