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petee
no gods, no malarkey
Mentally ill man believed killing his landlord and eating his heart would end evil in the world, inquest hears
An Italian national who was diagnosed with schizophrenia believed killing his landlord and eating his victim’s heart would put an end to evil in the world, an inquest has heard.
i'm conflicted about this.
Apathy
Roll us yer cap Grandad!!
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JimW
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Did you notice in the sidebar he was fuming about tiny pies last year: Asda shopper left fuming after accidentally buying tiny mince pies
petee
no gods, no malarkey
'Benny Hill' theme tune blares outside Parliament after Hugh Grant's request
People were thoroughly amused to hear the track.
he seems to be enjoying his little joke
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
Evil hasn't ended. He was wrong.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
He’s a bit like Geoff Smith - the angriest man in Leeds who’s always raging about something…
Dad glues himself to school gate after daughter sent home for earring
Geoff Smith says Bobbiemay, of Beeston, Leeds, who was sent home from Cockburn John Charles Academy, wears the earring to "help ease her migraines"
Leeds dad 'can't sleep' due to creep following daughter home from school
“It’s an ongoing thing and it's keeping me awake at night"
Dad outraged as daughter says class 'made to walk over railway tracks during PE'
Geoff Smith says his daughter's class walked over railway lines at Middleton railway, Leeds, and claims his daughter hurt her knee in the process
www.mirror.co.uk
Indeliblelink
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Woman seen walking banana on lead through town centre
It was just another normal day in the town
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Is it just me, or should I play this on a larger screen? Ashamed to admit I played it twice to spot the actual banana (helpful audio) but was more interested in woman and dog make dramatic escape as car bursts into flames.
(which I have yet to watch)
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Tyson Fury took his top off which tucking into Chicken Milanese at restaurant
The professional boxer visited the restaurant in Newcastle for his lunch on Friday
AverageJoe
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Tyson Fury took his top off which tucking into Chicken Milanese at restaurant
The professional boxer visited the restaurant in Newcastle for his lunch on Fridaywww.chroniclelive.co.uk
That's champion level stalking right there.
Or a PR.
I just can't tell
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Vicar wearing only stockings caught performing sex act with Henry hoover in church
John Jeffs, 74, was seen ‘thrusting’ into vaccuum and later told police he felt ‘naughty’
www.independent.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Vicar wearing only stockings caught performing sex act with Henry hoover in church
John Jeffs, 74, was seen ‘thrusting’ into vaccuum and later told police he felt ‘naughty’
WTF?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
He 'previously had a clean record'.WTF?
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
While we’re in an ecclesiastical mood:
metro.co.uk
Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
metro.co.uk
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Books, not bombs
The judge did not know why it was brought to trial but still fined him a grand, gave him an 18 month community order and placed him on the sex offenders registerWTF?
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
I wondered about that. Perhaps he thought the vicar should have admitted the offence, got a slap on the wrist, and saved the costs of a trial.The judge did not know why it was brought to trial but still fined him a grand, gave him an 18 month community order and placed him on the sex offenders register
surreybrowncap
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand"
Let the orgy commence !!Vicar wearing only stockings caught performing sex act with Henry hoover in church
John Jeffs, 74, was seen ‘thrusting’ into vaccuum and later told police he felt ‘naughty’
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
surreybrowncap
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand"
"And he never returns my calls..."While we’re in an ecclesiastical mood:
Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
josef1878 2.0
Well-Known Member
But not a clean hoover
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
This probably also deserves to be on the otter thread, and possibly also the informal anarchist actions one:
www.walesonline.co.uk
Otter trashes couple's holiday home and falls asleep in their bed
'The cat was really frightened, but we're just thankful they didn't cross paths as that could have ended very badly'
flypanam
Sausage to fortune
Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his bum
"I've come through the worst of it now - I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week"
JimW
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Made a right arse of himself.Man calls on Tesco to change wipe packaging after burning his bum
"I've come through the worst of it now - I had to use Sudocrem down there for a week"
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