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Cornish town centre cordoned off after man has nosebleed
There was not, as some rumours suggested, a stabbing in Penzance last night
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Cornish town centre cordoned off after man has nosebleed
There was not, as some rumours suggested, a stabbing in Penzance last nightwww.cornwalllive.com
This is like something you'd expect in an Ebola pandemic.
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I can remember queuing to get in to a who gig a while back. A friend had a nose bleed and it was a torrent I tell you. There was blood pouring everywhere. The crowds parted and we got in really quickly as a result.Cornish town centre cordoned off after man has nosebleed
There was not, as some rumours suggested, a stabbing in Penzance last night
cupid_stunt
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Then, your friend bled to death?
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I don't think so, I don't rightly remember
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Meanwhile, Imperial students are concerned about a sculpture
BBC News - Antony Gormley: Students concerned about 'phallic sculpture'
BBC News - Antony Gormley: Students concerned about 'phallic sculpture'
Antony Gormley: Students concerned about 'phallic sculpture'
The planned artwork could harm the reputation of Imperial College London, students fear.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
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Builder taken to hospital after being knocked out by bottle of pee dropped from crane
A BUILDER was knocked unconscious when he was hit with a bottle of pee dropped from a 50-metre crane.
I bet he's pissed off about that.
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No shit.
Builder taken to hospital after being knocked out by bottle of pee dropped from crane
A BUILDER was knocked unconscious when he was hit with a bottle of pee dropped from a 50-metre crane.www.theargus.co.uk
I bet he's pissed off about that.
bluescreen
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Urine need of a hard hat on a building site. 
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It’s not often I’m first (or even second, third or last), to be “the lefty guy” on here, but I’m wondering whether certain pressures were involved which led the crane driver to relieve himself up in the cab rather than safely at ground level.
(All “I am not a crane driver” disclaimers apply)
Orang Utan
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They have to stay up there all day, so having a piss bottle is necessary. What’s not necessary is throwing it out of the cab instead of taking it back down at the end of the day.
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Fair enough. Could he have dropped it while trying to come down?
Also, do they have a poo box?
Or a litter tray?
It seems like something we should have better technology for. Like a fast up and down winch so they can go to the loo.
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Shitting and pissing on top of the crane is fairly common I think. Your very much not meant to throw it off if you do.
Reminds me of this lunatic who shat in a bag and threw it off (videoing it all the while)
Unsurprisingly he’s blacklisted from most sites now.
Reminds me of this lunatic who shat in a bag and threw it off (videoing it all the while)
Unsurprisingly he’s blacklisted from most sites now.
that sounds dangerous and a serious risk of mechanical failure.
so really worth it when the time proven technology of the chamber pot exists?
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What the absolute fuck were they doing working at 5.30 on a Friday?Builder taken to hospital after being knocked out by bottle of pee dropped from crane
A BUILDER was knocked unconscious when he was hit with a bottle of pee dropped from a 50-metre crane.
I bet he's pissed off about that.
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If cement is being delivered it will not wait until Monday.
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Texas congressman swears off eating 'a whole plate of dog penis' again
Former White House physician Ronny Jackson said he would prefer fried steak for his last...
Texas Republican Rep. Ronny Jackson's time as White House physician to Donald Trump took him to several countries overseas where he was able to try a multitude of cultural delicacies. But there's one he's pledged to never eat again.
As first reported by Insider, Jackson was asked during an interview this week on conservative podcast "Ruthless" what he would choose for his last meal on Earth if he could plan it. The congressman answered: "It won't be dog penis. I ate a whole plate of dog penis one time. I'm not doing that again."
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finally, cyclists get their cumuppance!
A CYCLIST has been reported in Kendal for contravening a 'no entry' sign.
Cumbria Roads Police stopped a cyclist this morning (August 13) for breaching a 'no entry' sign.
The cyclist has since been reported.
A spokesman said: "Cyclist spoken to and reported in Kendal this morning for contravening a 'no entry' sign. Doesn’t matter if it’s quiet, rules are rules.
Yes, that´s the WHOLE story...we don´t know which no entry sign was ignored, who the criminal was reported to..whether this is a terrorism related incident.
Remember folks, doesn´t matter if it´s quiet, rules are rules!
Cyclist reported for breaching a 'no entry' sign in Kendal
A CYCLIST has been reported in Kendal for contravening a 'no entry' sign.
Cumbria Roads Police stopped a cyclist this morning (August 13) for breaching a 'no entry' sign.
The cyclist has since been reported.
A spokesman said: "Cyclist spoken to and reported in Kendal this morning for contravening a 'no entry' sign. Doesn’t matter if it’s quiet, rules are rules.
Yes, that´s the WHOLE story...we don´t know which no entry sign was ignored, who the criminal was reported to..whether this is a terrorism related incident.
Remember folks, doesn´t matter if it´s quiet, rules are rules!
cupid_stunt
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That looks like they just copied and pasted the content of a tweet from the police.
That's the problem with employing 'content generators', rather than proper journalists, all too common nowadays.
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Lost in the wood
Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved
A 500 million-year-old microscopic, spiny creature with a mouth but no anus had puzzled scientists.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Is cupid_stunt working under a different name?
BBC News - Hercule Van Wolfwinkle: Worthing pet artist raises £100k for homeless
BBC News - Hercule Van Wolfwinkle: Worthing pet artist raises £100k for homeless
Hercule Van Wolfwinkle: Worthing pet artist raises £100k for homeless
The artist, whose works are wildly popular, says he would love to keep going for charity.
www.bbc.co.uk
petee
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Is cupid_stunt working under a different name?
BBC News - Hercule Van Wolfwinkle: Worthing pet artist raises £100k for homeless
Hercule Van Wolfwinkle: Worthing pet artist raises £100k for homeless
The artist, whose works are wildly popular, says he would love to keep going for charity.www.bbc.co.uk
jesus h. christ i want one of those.
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