Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Man’s warning to all-inclusive holiday goers after booze ban
Jason Walker is warning holiday goers to read the fine print of their all-inclusive holiday packages after a rule change.
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
I’m intrigued by this one
“Ulverston Repair Cafe cancelled due to 'accident' in Booths”
Maybe no one showed up with something to fix so a rogue operative of the repair cafe decided to improvise…
www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk
I hasten to add, reading the article it is clear that the denizens of Ulverston did it cause the “accident”. They are blameless.
“Ulverston Repair Cafe cancelled due to 'accident' in Booths”
Maybe no one showed up with something to fix so a rogue operative of the repair cafe decided to improvise…
Repair cafe cancelled due to 'accident' at supermarket
A REPAIR cafe session has been cancelled due to an 'accident' at a supermarket.
I hasten to add, reading the article it is clear that the denizens of Ulverston did it cause the “accident”. They are blameless.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Max 3 drinks
Man’s warning to all-inclusive holiday goers after booze ban
Jason Walker is warning holiday goers to read the fine print of their all-inclusive holiday packages after a rule change.www.eppingforestguardian.co.uk
it's just like nazi germany..etc....
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
It's actually 6 drinks. I don't know how this got to be only 3.Max 3 drinks
Yossarian
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Meanwhile, in Hull, a man fears the crow he got addicted to cigarettes has died. To pay tribute to the bird, he has launched a collection of NFTs - and "the dad says he plans to use money raised from the sale of his crow-inspired artwork to fund 'the best BDSM venue in the UK'."
www.hulldailymail.co.uk
Man fears pet crow called Craig is dead after getting him addicted to cigarettes
Chain-smoking crow Craig hasn't been seen since October and the man who befriended the cigarette-loving bird feels he has paid the price for his addiction to Amber Leaf
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
His mate told him it was 3 so he could nick half his allowance
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Sorry run that one past me again?Meanwhile, in Hull, a man fears the crow he got addicted to cigarettes has died. To pay tribute to the bird, he has launched a collection of NFTs - and "the dad says he plans to use money raised from the sale of his crow-inspired artwork to fund 'the best BDSM venue in the UK'."
Man fears pet crow called Craig is dead after getting him addicted to cigarettes
Chain-smoking crow Craig hasn't been seen since October and the man who befriended the cigarette-loving bird feels he has paid the price for his addiction to Amber Leaf
Yossarian
⏭️
Sorry run that one past me again?
"Sad Crow Fag Dad Flogs NFTs to Build BDSM Club"
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
This story was broke by our local rags, then it went national, now it's gone international! 
This is on the New Delhi TV site -
www.ndtv.com
TBF, whilst the whole project cost £178,000, only £1,230 was spent on the painting of the swirly while lines.
This is on the New Delhi TV site -
Residents Unhappy As Town Spends 178,000 Pounds On Wiggly White Lines
Wiggly white lines have been added to a new tarmac surface in West Susses, UK, as part of a 178,000 pounds ($224,529) scheme to make its own town centre car-free and "brighten up" the area.
www.ndtv.com
TBF, whilst the whole project cost £178,000, only £1,230 was spent on the painting of the swirly while lines.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I quite like the look of them. What amazes me is the cost of the planning vs the actual cost of the painting. They could have just got me drunk, given me control of the line painting machine and I’m sure I’d have come up with a similar result.This story was broke by our local rags, then it went national, now it's gone international!
This is on the New Delhi TV site -
Residents Unhappy As Town Spends 178,000 Pounds On Wiggly White Lines
Wiggly white lines have been added to a new tarmac surface in West Susses, UK, as part of a 178,000 pounds ($224,529) scheme to make its own town centre car-free and "brighten up" the area.
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TBF, whilst the whole project cost £178,000, only £1,230 was spent on the painting of the swirly while lines.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The design costs was for the whole project, that road & disabled parking spaces were closed off during covid to allow more social distancing, so the project includes things like relocating those blue badge parking spaces, levelling the ground to turn it into a pedestrianised area, planting new trees, new planters, new seating, equipping with free 'Gigabit Citizen WiFi', new decorative street lighting, etc.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I betrayed my ignorance of town planning there
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I think the culprits are in plain sight!
petee
no gods, no malarkey
not the headline but the mugshot
www.cleveland19.com
Police de-escalate confrontation with suspect who live-streamed incident at Westlake hotel
Westlake police are applauding their “training, equipment, and professionalism” after officers responded to the Holiday Inn Express for a man who refused to leave the property.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
A superb Scalextric trackThis story was broke by our local rags, then it went national, now it's gone international!
This is on the New Delhi TV site -
Residents Unhappy As Town Spends 178,000 Pounds On Wiggly White Lines
Wiggly white lines have been added to a new tarmac surface in West Susses, UK, as part of a 178,000 pounds ($224,529) scheme to make its own town centre car-free and "brighten up" the area.
View attachment 324998
TBF, whilst the whole project cost £178,000, only £1,230 was spent on the painting of the swirly while lines.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
ed balls' cousin maybe
citynews.com.au
Ed Cocks elected to ACT Legislative Assembly | Canberra CityNews
Ed Cocks has been elected on a countback to replace recently resigned Liberal member Giulia Jones in the ACT Legislative Assembly.
citynews.com.au
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Begs the question - how?
Dead slug causes traffic 'carnage' which left drivers in two-hour queues
A DEAD slug was the cause behind trails of traffic stuck in two-hour long queues around a retail park.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
the Gazette is my favourite newspaper in the world.Begs the question - how?
Dead slug causes traffic 'carnage' which left drivers in two-hour queues
A DEAD slug was the cause behind trails of traffic stuck in two-hour long queues around a retail park.www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk
Maggot
The Cake of Liberty
It's what the crow would have wanted.Meanwhile, in Hull, a man fears the crow he got addicted to cigarettes has died. To pay tribute to the bird, he has launched a collection of NFTs - and "the dad says he plans to use money raised from the sale of his crow-inspired artwork to fund 'the best BDSM venue in the UK'."
Man fears pet crow called Craig is dead after getting him addicted to cigarettes
Chain-smoking crow Craig hasn't been seen since October and the man who befriended the cigarette-loving bird feels he has paid the price for his addiction to Amber Leaf
hash tag
Books, not bombs
One,or is that two for cupid_stunt
www.theguardian.com
He is also featured as today's guardian angel but cannot find story online yet, sorry.
Bring on Mr Pothole: the classic urban problem finally meets its match
Potholes kill, cost billions to fix and are the focus of endless apps and initiatives (yes, there’s a UK Pothole Fund). Enter the brave urban warriors fighting to slay this original urban bugbear for good
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Here is the weekends story. Shame he is not near Worthing
www.theguardian.com
The people making a difference: meet Mr Pothole, the campaigner fixing Britain’s roads
Mark Morrell is on a mission to save lives by tackling Britain’s pothole problem. Now it’s his turn for a treat
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
The whole of Swillington was buzzing!
The headline shoulda been:
Get out of my dreams and into my caff:
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
The headline shoulda been:
Get out of my dreams and into my caff:
Legendary singer Billy Ocean dines at Leeds restaurant as excitement reaches fever pitch for weekend shows
Legendary singer Billy Ocean dined at a Leeds restaurant on Friday night ahead of a huge performance planned in Leeds this weekend.
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
mwgdrwg
Be a Pisces. Jam.
'Psycho' squirrel's reign of terror ends after rampage left 18 people injured
The grey rodent - nicknamed Stripe after the evil character from Gremlins - was caught and put on death row
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