Local Newspaper Headlines!

[ouirdeaux]

So many unanswered questions. Is anyone familiar with the standard methods of transporting body parts, preferably in Denver, as local usage may vary? Knowing more about the vehicle would help to solve the vital matter of whether this was intentional or not.

 

[mwgdrwg]

'HORRIFYING' MOMENT MONKEY TRANSFORMS INTO 'KING KONG'

Video shows moment Chester Zoo monkey snatches seagull from sky and kills it

The killer monkey has now been likened to King Kong

www.dailypost.co.uk

 

[ouirdeaux]

The 32-year-old began filming and captured it holding the gull by the head and repeatedly slamming it against the side of a pole.

She was reminded of the famous King Kong scene where the giant gorilla stands atop the Empire State Building and plucks planes from the sky before destroying them.

There seems to me to be a slight difference between the two, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[two sheds]

Are we sure that wasn't an urban poster in disguise?

 

[cupid_stunt]

'HORRIFYING' MOMENT MONKEY TRANSFORMS INTO 'KING KONG'

Video shows moment Chester Zoo monkey snatches seagull from sky and kills it

The killer monkey has now been likened to King Kong

www.dailypost.co.uk

Nature at work, farmerbarleymow will love this.

 

[surreybrowncap]

The 32-year-old began filming and captured it holding the gull by the head and repeatedly slamming it against the side of a pole.

She was reminded of the famous King Kong scene where the giant gorilla stands atop the Empire State Building and plucks planes from the sky before destroying them.

There seems to me to be a slight difference between the two, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Any news regarding the poor person from Poland……?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Are we sure that wasn't an urban poster in disguise?

<returns costume to the fancy dress hire shop>

<whistles innocently>

 

[Orang Utan]

written by Miss Cellania

Box of Human Heads Stolen

A commercial truck was broken into in Denver Thursday morning, on 23rd Avenue in the Central Park neighborhood. A box was stolen, but it isn't known if the thief had any idea what was in the box. It was a shipment of cadaver heads that had been donated for medical research. The thief also took a...

www.neatorama.com

 

[existentialist]

Thanks for the heads-up ….

Groan

 

[ChrisD]

Sorry...not a local newspaper headline but do others think this 2022 election flyer looks a bit dated ?

 

[Dogsauce]

Looks proper old school, that’s not actually a fast show character but the third son of the lord of the manor obviously, the one who wasn’t up to inheriting the title or running the estate, send them into politics to keep them out of the way, can’t do much harm there.

 

[Orang Utan]

Sorry...not a local newspaper headline but do others think this 2022 election flyer looks a bit dated ?

Are they resigning already?

 

[bluescreen]

Sorry...not a local newspaper headline but do others think this 2022 election flyer looks a bit dated ?

Looks like a knitwear catalogue

 

[hitmouse]

Turns out this story is a few months old, but it's a good 'un:

Pothole deep enough to fit a person standing up raises safety concerns in south Fermanagh

A pothole so deep a person with the height of around 6ft can stand in it completely has been causing a stir in south Fermanagh.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Turns out this story is a few months old, but it's a good 'un:

Pothole deep enough to fit a person standing up raises safety concerns in south Fermanagh

A pothole so deep a person with the height of around 6ft can stand in it completely has been causing a stir in south Fermanagh.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

You know who to call…

Sir Rod Stewart fills in potholes near his home as 'no-one else can be bothered'

Rock star Rod Stewart was happy to get down and dirty with a shovel and some gravel as he decided to solve the pothole problem near his mansion in Essex himself

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[petee]

Turns out this story is a few months old, but it's a good 'un:

Pothole deep enough to fit a person standing up raises safety concerns in south Fermanagh

A pothole so deep a person with the height of around 6ft can stand in it completely has been causing a stir in south Fermanagh.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

great picture.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Turns out this story is a few months old, but it's a good 'un:

Pothole deep enough to fit a person standing up raises safety concerns in south Fermanagh

A pothole so deep a person with the height of around 6ft can stand in it completely has been causing a stir in south Fermanagh.

www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

This made me laugh -

A pothole so deep a person with the height of around 6ft can stand in it completely has been causing a stir in south Fermanagh.

The crater, estimated to be around two feet in diameter, has prompted concern from residents who fear it is a safety hazard.

I think it's safe to say, it is a fucking hazard!

 

[hash tag]

But, is it a pothole or a crater?

 

[hitmouse]

According to the department of infrastructure, it's a culvert.

 

[Serge Forward]

Clearly the department of infrastructure don't know what a culvert is

 

[chandlerp]

If Rod and his ilk hadn't spent the last forty years as tax exiles, he wouldn't have to be out filling his own potholes

 

[dessiato]

Not a headline, but it seems to fit here as much as anywhere



I wonder what the has done to be unwanted.

 

[two sheds]

There's an annoying fuck who's started spamming next door with claims that he's part of some organization that gives the best deals on electricity and gas you can get anywhere. A few people have got quotes and said that they're paying less than that already.

 

[petee]

----> https://www.urban75.net/forums/thre...orum-for-curtain-twitching-busybodies.372194/

 

[two sheds]

----> https://www.urban75.net/forums/thre...orum-for-curtain-twitching-busybodies.372194/

oops I didn't look at the post before properly

 

[quiet guy]

If Rod and his ilk hadn't spent the last forty years as tax exiles, he wouldn't have to be out filling his own potholes

Council have said they don't want citizens taking their own action to fill holes. Safe to say there must be many red faces in the highways department due to this.

 

[Indeliblelink]

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Owner of 'world's heaviest potato' upset to discover it's not actually a potato

No, you're not dreaming.

metro.co.uk

On Tuesday’s This Morning, Colin tuned in from New Zealand to speak to Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson, sharing his disappointment over the new discovery about his precious Dug – who was placed by his side, decked out with sunglasses.
‘It was a bit of a deflation to find out he wasn’t a potato,’ Colin admitted, despite appearing in good spirits.
‘But as you walk along through life, these s**ty sandwiches, someone chucks them in your lunchbox,’ he added, forcing Phillip to issue a swift apology to viewers for the swear word.

 

[hash tag]

For the record it is believed to be a hybrid of a cucumber and a gourd.

 

[Indeliblelink]

For the record it is believed to be a hybrid of a cucumber and a gourd.

I'm trying to think what that would taste like.

 

[AverageJoe]

That guy properly sums up some of the Kiwis attitudes. He's as laid back and as funny as fuck. I could listen to him all day.

If you have itv player you can watch yesterday's full interview which has Phil giggling most of the way through it. It starts at 4 mins 40 secs

Owner of 'world's heaviest potato' upset to discover it's not actually a potato

No, you're not dreaming.

metro.co.uk

On Tuesday’s This Morning, Colin tuned in from New Zealand to speak to Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson, sharing his disappointment over the new discovery about his precious Dug – who was placed by his side, decked out with sunglasses.
‘It was a bit of a deflation to find out he wasn’t a potato,’ Colin admitted, despite appearing in good spirits.
‘But as you walk along through life, these s**ty sandwiches, someone chucks them in your lunchbox,’ he added, forcing Phillip to issue a swift apology to viewers for the swear word.