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Meat Loaf graffiti returns to Heaton after 'RIP' tribute removed
An unknown painter has taken to spraying tributes to the rock legend on a bridge over the Coast Road
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Monkey Forest calls in Marvin Gaye impersonator to prompt mating
A special concert was held at the forest as organisers attempted to 'encourage' the monkeys
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Man calls 999 after trying to coax swan out of road with baguette
Adam Bowler was afraid the swan may be a danger to itself and the public as it wandered around Gledhow Valley Road in Roundhay
Roundhay is a bit posher than much of Leeds - anywhere else it might have been sliced pan loaf or, if in Alwoodley, it would have been organic sourdough.
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Dogsauce
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We’d have been throwing stale breadcakes at it in Armley.Man calls 999 after trying to coax swan out of road with baguette
Adam Bowler was afraid the swan may be a danger to itself and the public as it wandered around Gledhow Valley Road in Roundhaywww.leeds-live.co.uk
Roundhay is a bit posher than much of Leeds - anywhere else it might have been sliced pan loaf or, if in Alwoodley, it would have been organic sourdough.
hitmouse
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Llandudno goat update:
Asda car park in Llandudno blocked by fighting goats
One witness says the Great Orme goats were "having a right scrap" at the entrance to Asda.
www.bbc.co.uk
hitmouse
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Man 'reunited with false teeth he lost while vomiting in bin 11 years ago'
Paul Bishop says his gnashers turned up in the post after Spanish authorities tracked him down using his DNA
seeformiles
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Swindon man promised police officers he would poo in their van - but only managed a wee
He was sentenced at Swindon Magistrates' Court
www.wiltshire999s.co.uk
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Begging for food, asking to be sent to prison and then deducting a fine from his benefits. That's quite a sad story.Swindon man promised police officers he would poo in their van - but only managed a wee
He was sentenced at Swindon Magistrates' Courtwww.wiltshire999s.co.uk
seeformiles
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Yep - I think he needs some mental health intervention.
jakethesnake
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Substance abuse as well?
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Especially for cupid_stunt to prove Worthing does not have a monopoly on pot holes Angry husband wants council to pay for pothole damage to wife's Porsche
hitmouse
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The drama just does not stop in Ramsbottom:A classic headline:
Woman fuming over price of Tesco leg of lamb becomes talk of Ramsbottom
Clive, a Tesco leg of lamb and a viral post that has sparked a feverish debate - and plenty of quips...www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
'I'm not a snob but it's horrible': Locals slam new store but owner doesn't care
One woman said the shop ‘looks like it fits into Cheetham Hill or Strangeways area'
Chinese takeaway goes viral for savage responses to customers
The owner of a Chinese takeaway has become an internet icon for her fiery responses to disgruntled customers.Alice Cheung, the boss of Oriental Express restaurant in Pudsey, West Yorkshire has garnered 149 reviews on Just Eat – and she’s made a point of personally replying to every negative...
www.indy100.com
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It must be a slow news day in Inverness
www.inverness-courier.co.uk
Firefighters rescue pet owner stuck in tree during bid to catch parrot
Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service said it was a ‘reminder of the danger’ posed in attempting to rescue pets.
hitmouse
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Very slow indeed, if they're needing to get their news from Dorset!It must be a slow news day in Inverness
Firefighters rescue pet owner stuck in tree during bid to catch parrot
Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service said it was a ‘reminder of the danger’ posed in attempting to rescue pets.
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Exactly my point.
Best quoteThe drama just does not stop in Ramsbottom:
'I'm not a snob but it's horrible': Locals slam new store but owner doesn't care
One woman said the shop ‘looks like it fits into Cheetham Hill or Strangeways area'
"It’s about time people of Ramsbottom got their heads from up their a***s,” Sue Triplow said.
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'Ghost umbrella' baffles public as it disappears from abandoned house
Tourists hoping to spot Norwich's "ghost umbrella" were left disappointed this morning after finding it has disappeared.
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
hitmouse
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Tbf, if that is actually the restaurant in general, then having egg-themed posters up on the wall does seem like it's adding insult to injury. No wonder he was pissed off with that up there mocking him.
hitmouse
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I'm disappointed to realise this story is a few days old because an "umbrella on roof mysteriously vanishes" story would be even better if it was from yesterday, but it's still great. "If you have been tampering with Mr Cousins' umbrella or know of its current whereabouts, please email: casey.cooper-fiske@archant.co.uk"
'Ghost umbrella' baffles public as it disappears from abandoned house
Tourists hoping to spot Norwich's "ghost umbrella" were left disappointed this morning after finding it has disappeared.www.eveningnews24.co.uk
petee
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well.
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Cocaine Bear: The True Story Of A Bear That Ate 70 Pounds Of Cocaine
Frankly, unless Paddington 3 sees Paddington's marmalade addiction take a dark turn, it's going to take a hell of a lot to beat as the strangest bear movie of the year.
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