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I think they have dug up a valuable early Henry Moore.
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Was it supposed to be buglers?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Or burghers?
Definitely huggers.
Indeliblelink
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Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
www.independent.ie
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
It’s impossible to read some of the quotes from local officials without hearing them in Father Ted’s voice.Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
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I like the fact one of witnesses describes the dead man as "looking unwell".
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
that's the most irish thing I've read this year.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
“It’s a small shop and you’re only allowed three at a time with social distancing.”Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
Although, technically …
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I know the Daily Star is a bit of a comic, but they seem now to want to complete with the totally made-up stuff you expect from the Sunday Sport. 
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I know a story about two homeless drinkers in London who used another drinking buddy’s pad to get drunk and doss. Their host died on the sofa, but they didn’t want to lose their warm drinking pissing hovel so they just left him there, claiming his benefits too. He started smelling even too much for addicts with an already poor hygiene awareness, so they wrapped him in a rug and disposed of him on the end of the corridor/balcony outside their flat. Being hardcore drinkers, their cunning plan did not work as the corpse was found and immediately linked to the stinky flat down the hall. The police made enquiries and the dossers kept mum and claimed they knew nothing until a brief search of the flat found a decomposing detached hand stuck to a sofa cushion in coagulated umska, unnoticed by Bernie’s ‘friends’Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
danny la rouge help; I am sure there was an old film, maybe B&W with a story line like this. Maybe it was trying to claim an inheritance?Dead man ‘propped up by two other men in attempt to collect pension at post office’
A dead man was brought to a post office this morning in an attempt to collect his pension in one of the most bizarre incidents that gardaí have ever seen.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Robot does a runner
Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge
The automated vacuum device ignores a hotel door's threshold and makes a break for freedom.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Robot does a runner
Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge
The automated vacuum device ignores a hotel door's threshold and makes a break for freedom.www.bbc.co.uk
there was Waking Ned a good while back about a lottery winner who died and the whole town trying to claim the money pretending he was still alive.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Yes, that rings a bell. An Ealing comedy. Also Waking Ned as has been said.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Exciting local news article containing just five pictures of empty streets taken because Hollywood stars might film near there soon:
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
Leeds prepares for arrival of Hollywood superstars as filming begins for Marvel's Secret Invasion
The city is getting prepared for a visit from Hollywood as filming for a new Marvel show is set to begin on Sunday.
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
In my top 10 films of all time. Endlessly inventive and quotable:
“I shot an arrow in the air
She fell to earth in Leicester Square”
mx wcfc
Well-Known Member
If anyone is really into the Ealing "Comedies" genre, I took two DVD box sets to Emmaus in Winchester last weekend, which my mother wanted rid of/.And Passport to Pimlico that's up there too
FFS, people.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Yep, they're fucking great. Lavender Hill Mob and the Laykillers are two of my faves. Anyone who doesn't like them is a wrong 'un.
flypanam
Sausage to fortune
More on the dead man’s pension
m.sundayworld.com
Men who took 'corpse' to post office say 'he was alive when we left the house'
TWO MEN under investigation over suspicions they brought a dead man to the post office to claim his pension yesterday insisted to the Sunday World: "He was alive when we left the house."
m.sundayworld.com
JimW
支那暗杀团
That puts them in the frame for murder too, then.More on the dead man’s pension
Men who took 'corpse' to post office say 'he was alive when we left the house'
TWO MEN under investigation over suspicions they brought a dead man to the post office to claim his pension yesterday insisted to the Sunday World: "He was alive when we left the house."
rekil
to menny cranks
The master criminal always makes one fatal error.
www.meathchronicle.ie
Dangerous driver found hiding under bed | Meath Chronicle
A MAN who drove head on at a patrol car during a garda chase in Navan two years ago was jailed for two years at Trim Circuit Court and banned from driving for ten years.
www.meathchronicle.ie
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