Local Newspaper Headlines!
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The newspaper is dated yesterday.bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
It's a very old fashioned style, then I noticed the date.How old is that story
Then I noticed the 01 numbers.
This week, it’s a free paper. My father in law sends a copy over when mrs s visits.How old is that story
I only read it to find out how many of my mates, workmates and old schoolmates are dead.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Rolling eyes patronising ignorant cunt ent e?
Yossarian
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Police received a report of an egg being thrown at a house on Newstead Road in Weymouth at around 4pm on Saturday
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Egg reportedly thrown at house in Weymouth
POLICE are carrying out enquiries after an egg was reportedly thrown at a house in Weymouth.
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
Oh, a bloke I went to school with went on to get in the local paper for falling asleep while burgling someone's house. When the homeowner woke him up he asked if they could lend him a cigarette, and they were able to get rid of him by saying yes but he had to smoke it outside and then closing the door after him.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
soft or hard boiled?Police received a report of an egg being thrown at a house on Newstead Road in Weymouth at around 4pm on Saturday
Egg reportedly thrown at house in Weymouth
POLICE are carrying out enquiries after an egg was reportedly thrown at a house in Weymouth.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Police received a report of an egg being thrown at a house on Newstead Road in Weymouth at around 4pm on Saturday
Egg reportedly thrown at house in Weymouth
POLICE are carrying out enquiries after an egg was reportedly thrown at a house in Weymouth.
I like the inset photo in case you weren’t too sure what an egg is.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Not local but a lovely story all the same:
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Erm... Has anyone seen Big Bird lately?
hash tag
Books, not bombs
and to think cupid_stunt reckons Worthing has pot hole issues Infamous road's potholes listed as top attraction on TripAdvisor
petee
no gods, no malarkey
North Pole man fatally shot in attempted robbery on Santa Claus Lane
that's cold.
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
"a roller-coaster of emotion"! Won't anyone think of the potato?
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
It'll be a bastard to peel 
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
A fairly judgemental editorial view I thought - the mistype has of course been corrected.
Doctor Carrot
Marxist Henchman
Love that one because as I was scrolling down I was thinking yeah... so?.... and?.... Oh there it is
But think of how much mash or chips you'd get out of itIt'll be a bastard to peel
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