Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Indeliblelink]

Antarctic scientist 'stabs colleague who kept telling him endings of books he was reading'
yeah yeah, not very "local"

 

[Enviro]

Builders stunned as thief high on crack straps toilet to his bike and pedals off

Police flushed him out after identifying him on CCTV.

 

[Badgers]

Builders stunned as thief high on crack straps toilet to his bike and pedals off

Charran told police: "I remember having a drink. I was smoking crack and I was high. I needed more drugs and I went and took it. I'm sorry.

Fair play to him fessing up

 

[danny la rouge]

Antarctic scientist 'stabs colleague who kept telling him endings of books he was reading'
yeah yeah, not very "local"

 

[DotCommunist]

I'd urge leniency in this case

 

[petee]

 

[mx wcfc]

Reminds me of this,

 

[hot air baboon]

 

[neonwilderness]

The most famous curtains in Exeter and other ways the city celebrates history

 

[editor]

Rubbish graffiti artists keep painting penises in Plymouth subway

 

[editor]

Follow up pic:

 

[Voley]

 

[cybershot]

Rubbish graffiti artists keep painting penises in Plymouth subway

Wanksy

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

A Republican Congressman Is Actually Furious About This Sign

According to the Lincoln Journal Star, a campaign staffer for the Republican House rep first noticed that Ari Kohen, a professor of political science at the University of Nebraska, had liked the photo posted by Seeing Red Nebraska, a local progressive blog. For whatever reason, he felt compelled to screenshot evidence of said like and send it straight to Fortenberry's office in Washington, D.C., where a man who appears to have zero goddamn chill—William “Reyn” Archer III, the Congressman's chief of staff—got hold of it, and proceeded to raise a Very Big Stink.

He called Kohen at his office and, when he didn't pick up, emailed the chair of Kohen's department, the dean of his college, and the chancellor of the university to complain about "the support one of your faculty has shown for political vandalism," the Journal Star reports. Eventually, he managed to get Kohen on the horn, subjecting him to a bizarre, nearly hour-long conversation about the evils of liking politically-bent fart content on Facebook.

"What you’re liking is vandalism," Archer told Kohen during the call, which you can listen to in part here.

I know what I'm wearing to his next townhall meeting:

 

[a_chap]

I'd be furious too.

They couldn't even spell "odour" properly.

 

[petee]

I'd be furious too.

They couldn't even spell "odour" properly.

 

[neonwilderness]

Police called as mystery flock of SHEEP break into Exeter primary school

The actual story is a bit of a let down tbf

 

[hash tag]

Ewe would not believe it

 

[Magnus McGinty]

 

[T & P]

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“Eager students...” I bet

 

[Ground Elder]

You can't help but admire this as a headline

Idiot who nearly derailed paedophile trial is in trouble again

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Worthing Herald gets worst week by week, with their non-stories.

Sussex Police investigate man ‘acting suspiciously’ in Broadwater

Adur and Worthing Police have tweeted that a man has been reported acting suspiciously in Broadwater.
The tweet, at around 4.20pm today (November 9) said: “We are taking reports of a man acting suspiciously in the Broadwater area seriously.
“Please be assured, all lines of enquiry will be investigated.
“We urge everyone to report incidents of this type to us without delay. Call 101 or visit socsi.in/E8j9B quoting 745 of 09/11.”
It is unclear what led to the man being reported for suspicious behaviour but police have been approached for further details.

And, that's it folks.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not local, but very unusual:

Woman sues ex after his 'abnormally long' penis 'stretched her vagina'

 

[Poi E]

You can't help but admire this as a headline

The facade of the Plymouth court house is wonderful!

 

[Ground Elder]

The facade of the Plymouth court house is wonderful!

As it happens I've e often admired it

 

[Calamity1971]

Not local, but very unusual:

Woman sues ex after his 'abnormally long' penis 'stretched her vagina'

It is currently unclear how large Silindile alleges her ex's penis is.
This needs answering ffs.

 

[neonwilderness]

KFC calls police on man - but all he wanted was some chicken

 

[dessiato]

KFC calls police on man - but all he wanted was some chicken

I like that he says he has a 5 series BMW and a personal plate as indicators of his good character.

 

[neonwilderness]

I like that he says he has a 5 series BMW and a personal plate as indicators of his good character.

“I'm the store general manager of Iceland in Newton Abbot so of course I wouldn't have been drinking.”

 

[cupid_stunt]

KFC calls police on man - but all he wanted was some chicken

"Suddenly, three police cars surrounded my car, to the left, to the right, in front of me, so I couldn't get away, which wasn't what we were going to do as I was waiting for our food," he said.

Three police cars, WTF is that about?