Local Newspaper Headlines!

[neonwilderness]

Three police cars, WTF is that about?

Sounds like he was probably kicking off a bit? I doubt they’d have phoned the police just because they saw some unopened cans in the car

 

[neonwilderness]

Terribly polite robber queued up in Co-op then demanded cash

Jimi Aldington, 22, told the shop worker 'I need two £10 now because some bad people are after me or I'm going to get killed'.

He made a grab for the cash but left empty-handed at the end of the failed raid.

He returned later and said sorry to the staff member - only to then help himself to a bottle of wine and four packets of ibuprofen.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ground Elder]

The best bit of the KFC story.

They weren't best impressed with their burnt beans either

 

[neonwilderness]

There’s a follow up story:

The new Marsh Mills KFC has got Plymouth's diners raging

Don’t worry it’s not just Plympton, Bristol KFC ran out of chips and substituted it with small beans!!!

 

[Enviro]

Bristol mum's warning after she 'freaked out' when peeling Asda banana

 

[moody]

old but good....

 

[petee]

Yahoo is now part of Oath

Jets fan gets DWI, blames it on the team: 'I drank too much because the Jets suck'

 

[neonwilderness]

More drama at KFC

Boy, 10, TRAPPED in KFC loo

 

[DaveCinzano]

old but good....

Blatant trolling

 

[Poot]

Why is it always Devon?

 

[killer b]

Just read that Johnston Press, who own a huge proportion of the newspapers featured in this thread, are in administration. I guess that's it for local newspapers...

 

[DaveCinzano]

No explanation behind pensioners being banned from Trowbridge coffee shop | Wiltshire Times

 

[a_chap]

Really? No explanation at all why the Kray twins were banned?

 

[petee]

Playing Peppa Pig theme when police walk into a pub probably isn't a good idea

 

[moody]

Blatant trolling

how'd you mean?

 

[DaveCinzano]

how'd you mean?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just read that Johnston Press, who own a huge proportion of the newspapers featured in this thread, are in administration. I guess that's it for local newspapers...

I've just logged on to update the thread about that, here:
The 'i' newspaper & 200 others up for grabs - Johnston Press puts itself up for sale.

JP was a basket case, because of their historic debit mountain, the business itself is profitable & will continue under new ownership,

 

[cupid_stunt]

Playing Peppa Pig theme when police walk into a pub probably isn't a good idea

That cracked me up.

 

[neonwilderness]

Man blasts Ulverston pub after ripping his Armani jeans on 'health and safety hazard'

 

[Poi E]

Playing Peppa Pig theme when police walk into a pub probably isn't a good idea

"If an officer is not happy to visit then how do members of the public feel?"

different world, different world.

 

[Ground Elder]

Shopper left baffled by 1p discount

left stunned

Why would you even bother?

 

[two sheds]

Well it does say on the site "News... but not as you know it"

 

[Badgers]

Two naked women covered in jam appeared on Market Street at lunchtime

"They looked like they were rubbing strawberry jam on each other."

 

[cupid_stunt]

Two naked women covered in jam appeared on Market Street at lunchtime

"They looked like they were rubbing strawberry jam on each other."

Bugger, missed it.

 

[Yossarian]

Is this really breaking news, BBC?

 

[Poi E]

Two naked women covered in jam appeared on Market Street at lunchtime

Jam and crumpet. Jesus, it's like they've never read the Sun.

 

[hash tag]

Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

I don't think I've ever been to Hull.

 

[JimW]

Police manhunt for 'fat naked man with small penis'

I don't think I've ever been to Hull.

Thought you meant their Tinder profile until I read the story.

 

[Poi E]

I suspect the perpetrator may have donned some clothes on reading this article and evaded the plod. Stupid local rag.